Here is my grouch:

Hows 'bout y'all quit this Hairy [sic] potter t4ing

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Apr 2025 17:14:

No, Cant do. 

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Apr 2025 17:14:

Unless you confund us or us the Imperious curse I'm afraid that's impossible......this thread was litteraly started by Voldemort and Mad Eye Moody who happen to be the same person (though I'm not sure who's using the pollyjuice potion on whom) we absuloutely must T4, I mean I don't even think there's an excuse to miss an episode of Potterwatch if possible. (the next password gobbillygrunckinydinkinmellowbutter by the way)

chancyhk wrote on 28 Apr 2025 17:24:

Look man, as a wiser (and deader) professor than myself said, "He exhibits no measurable talent. His arrogance rivals even his father's. And he seems to relish his fame." I'd say you should take it up with him, but thanks to the creator of this sacred space, he's gone.

That ****ing gratitude thread ****ing ignites my ****ing nerves sometimes

alex94 wrote on 30 Apr 2025 16:28:

I'm grateful for this post.
I'm grateful for the grouchery.
I'm grateful that I, you and all of our fellow grouchers can grouch our heart out to no end.
I'm grateful that I may be physically mutilated, lynched and even expelled, excomunicated and banned from the grouchery as a result of this post.
I'm grateful for any and all mean responses this post will get.
I'm grateful that this post may not get any responses so that it can just be "shtulzed" out.
I'm grateful that I just placed you all in a parodox.
I'm grateful that you all have your minds racing right now to come up with a proper response to this evil blasphemy.
I'm just grateful!!!!!

Moderators, are you seeing this? We have a situation

Duly noted Simchastorah, just trying to decide between the two: 

youknowwho wrote on 30 Apr 2025 21:34:

Does the order really matter that much?

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and grouching alongside fellow porn addicts is one of them ~ Harry

youknowwho wrote on 30 Apr 2025 21:34:

Fate accepted.

ish migrodno wrote on 01 May 2025 05:02:

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, British royal, military veteran, and humanitarian said that?
It most deff wasnt The Chosen One...........He is holier than thou. 

Dear(less) azivashacheit101,
I dont care that you paradox'd us. 
I dont even care that its not a real word. JK Rowling also made up words. 
Where the heaven do you get the Hutzpa to come in here, the only place left in the world where someone can be themself and say it as it is, and make this a happy place? yuch! 
Where else can i go and complain to fellow normal's (also a word)??? 
Are we just supposed to be all Happy-going, Botox-faced, smile plastered, eyes-twinkling, pot-bellied, Santa-clause? 

There has been enough joking around here to last for a while. Enough already. 
Lets get back to griping, complaining, *itching, grouching, yelling, and that sort of stuff, that stuff thats good for you.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and grouching alongside fellow porn addicts knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll - is one of them ~ Harry

Anyone know how long I have to hang like this to be Yotzei my 'Vchol H'Am Yishmehu V'yirahu'? cause it's getting mighty uncomfertable up here.

azivashacheit101 wrote on 03 May 2025 18:07:

Well there's no קללת אלקים תלוי on frogs so it might be a while