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Re: Funny Things Kids Said 13 Jul 2025 02:52 #438787

  • tzitzis dude
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My almost 6-year-old son is a rockstar. 
Quite often he’ll give a gantzeh drasha, and when finished, say “isn’t that so funny???” I usually reply (having regretfully spaced out for the past while) slightly dryly “Yes. Hilarious”. 
To which he retorts “so why aren’t you laughing?”
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
”And since when do I take orders from a fish?”
-Mama Himmelstein.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
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“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
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Re: Funny Things Kids Said 14 Jul 2025 14:57 #438875

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My son wanted to play a game with his cousin, and I asked them to please clean up a bit first to make space. 
I went to assess how much tidying up was needed, and my son says to me: "just make it look like it's cleaned up".

Then he turned around to find out that it wasn't his cousin who'd walked up behind him.
Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
The yetzarim a person has the most trouble dealing with are his most powerful God-given tools for developing his potential and achieving shleimus.
It doesn't matter how big the number is, only that today it is going up by one.
There is no "just" when it comes to lust.

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Re: Funny Things Kids Said 14 Jul 2025 17:14 #438888

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Son: "Tatty is medicating."
Wife: "What?"
Son: "Idonno, he's doing medication or something."
Me: Focusing on my breath just got infinitely harder.

Son, hopefully, you'll never get to understand this firsthand. I'm doing this now precisely so I don't desire to self-medicate later.
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