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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14308 Views

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Mar 2024 22:15 #410193

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iyh2023 wrote on 14 Mar 2024 20:13:

I think i will refrain from posting on this thread again, it looks like the demons read my post and decided to show me what a real grumpy day looks like, i'm seriously having the grumpiest day of the year today, oh, and i erased my avatar image.

P.S. this is the second time i'm typing this message, the first got deleted accidentally, so yea its a grumpy day

Blame it on the demons. They get such a bad rap anyway. I mean honestly throwing in the towel just because you had to crow once. You’re supposed to be made of much sterner stuff

I will give battle Sir- General George Meade (Army of the Potomac)
Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person - David Rossi

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Mar 2024 22:26 #410194

chaimoigen Current streak: 555 days NOW ONLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1345 Karma: 134	Markz wrote on 14 Mar 2024 21:21: chaimoigen wrote on 13 Mar 2024 22:39: Markz - speaking of grumpy can you PLEASE explain the significance of 67 ?!? I knew this thread was going to get personal. grump! Bah Humbug. Twas brillig...
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Mar 2024 23:40 #410200

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youknowwho wrote on 14 Mar 2024 15:49:

And remember...the grass truly is greener on the other side. Anybody who ever said otherwise was simply misleading us.

The precise quote is:

”Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.” - Westley (AKA Dread Pirate Roberts)

P.S. In the movie Westley says it to Buttercup. But in the original book by William Goldman, Fezzik’s mother says it to him when he says that he doesn’t want to learn how to become a fighter because he might get hurt.

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Last Edit: 14 Mar 2024 23:45 by chaimoigen.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Mar 2024 00:06 #410201

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Shvigger.
That’s all I have to grump about for the moment.

Warning: Spoiler!

“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin.
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Mar 2024 00:32 #410202

redfaced Current streak: 540 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1064 Karma: 51	redfaced wrote on 13 Mar 2024 01:12: What the hell is wrong with everyone thanking peoples posts? Trying to make people feel good?!? Anyone remember why we're here? Keep it at a snort if you must #nogoodawfulterribletuesday Ha! You thought Tuesday was no good?! #freakinawfulthursday
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Mar 2024 09:20 #410211

yiftach Current streak: 309 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 329 Karma: 29	Ah! The "best" and "calmest" day of the week is back! Friday! The rush to Shabbos begins the second you step out of bed... So stay in bed as long as you're not physically pulled out. #IHF
	Looking forward to get to know you better! Email me @ yiftach1609@gmail.com or call/text 347-201-4989 (Google voice) My story is unfolding here "יפתח ה' לך את אוצרו הטוב" Last Edit: 15 Mar 2024 09:20 by yiftach.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Mar 2024 15:50 #410229

cande OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 678	I just cant! i cant do this! this day is forever! #IHF.ORG
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Mar 2024 17:05 #410232

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Totally
Grouchy
Irritable
Friday

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Mar 2024 17:08 #410233

Heeling Current streak: 130 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 889 Karma: 38	cande wrote on 14 Mar 2024 18:11: The streets these days are awful! woops, just bumped into another one! see you soon. I Can relate to this grump. I live in a prominently non-Jewish area, where people have no issue walking around only 20% dressed (if that), and pools without privacy fences. The summer is not fun.
	You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser. Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife. Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes. You're human, it's okay. One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Mar 2024 17:36 #410237

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Heeling wrote on 15 Mar 2024 17:08:

cande wrote on 14 Mar 2024 18:11:

The streets these days are awful!

woops, just bumped into another one!

see you soon.

I Can relate to this grump.

I live in a prominently non-Jewish area, where people have no issue walking around only 20% dressed (if that), and pools without privacy fences.

The summer is not fun.

Careful what you post in this thread because some people might find this to be a lot of fun.

Feel free to email me at benny.horrowitz@gmail.com

Please read my personal story

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Mar 2024 02:30 #410247

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Heeling wrote on 15 Mar 2024 17:08:

cande wrote on 14 Mar 2024 18:11:

The streets these days are awful!

woops, just bumped into another one!

see you soon.

I Can relate to this grump.

I live in a prominently non-Jewish area, where people have no issue walking around only 20% dressed (if that), and pools without privacy fences.

The summer is not fun.

your saying non jewish is worse??
umm,
have an awful week,

guardyoureyes.com/forum/17-Balei-Battims-Forum/405526-Re-MY-STORY-sexual-abuse-bouchrim-fun--marriageporn#405526

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Mar 2024 03:30 #410249

ainshumyeiush Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 311 Karma: 26	How was everyone's Friday? Mine was nice until i got pulled over and found out i had a suspended license and got tickets for that plus a misdemeanor charge, and now i have a court date and a bunch of fines to pay. Blah
	"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill Curiosity kills the count guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/401159-This-time-for-real?limit=15&start=15#401727 feel free to get in touch ainshumyeiush@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Mar 2024 18:56 #410269

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Erev shabbas was tough for me too.

Had an important appointment, wife asked me to meet her there on time. But I got caught up in the office and left a bit too late. I was already frantic, knowing good and well that I will barely make it.

But what happened next was straight out of a comedy show. Literally EVERY SINGLE THING that could possibly go wrong, went wrong.

Starting with an ABSOLUTE SHMUCK in front of me, who generously waved a monster size tractor trailer truck ahead of him, he held up traffic so that the trailer could make a left. He waved nicely and courteously to the truck driver, and drove off the main road not long afterwards. Leaving me, stuck behind the truck, cussing darkly to myself. Why? Why?

I missed every single light. Lost a lot of time. FINALLY the trailer pulls off, and I thought I was free. Nope. The car in front of me was a misery, driving below the speed limit. I was frantically eyeballing the clock, I knew my wife would not be happy with me.

At the next right, a woman in front of me was signaling left, but the last second swerved right, still with those blasted blinkers blinking left. And she was the queen who stole the show, driving like a total idiot. I kept veering side to side like a maniac to try and overtake her but was thwarted by oncoming traffic at every opportunity.

By now, I was beaten. Okay, G-d. Okay. You win. I stared ahead, totally drained.

The ending doesn’t belong here, but I have to share it. When I finally arrived 15 minutes late, my wife was standing right behind someone in the line. She mouthed to me: “You arrived JUST in the nick of time”.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Mar 2024 23:06 #410281

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youknowwho wrote on 17 Mar 2024 18:56:

I was about to snort for you & at you, Whydja have to go and ruin the whole story with a H*p*y e*di*ng?

May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com

The Red Face

Last Edit: 17 Mar 2024 23:08 by redfaced.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Mar 2024 23:38 #410285

youknowwho OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 510 Karma: 51	You are totally right, red. The ending does not belong in The Grouchery, I knew someone would take issue! I will do better next time! On a nastier note, your new avatar is , well….quite…..friendly. Happy. Touchy feely. Warm and fuzzy. I love it, mwah! #eeyore,notwinniethepooh.