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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jan 2025 14:20 #428698

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odyossefchai wrote on 08 Jan 2025 10:58:

tzitzis dude wrote on 08 Jan 2025 06:30:
22 degrees Fahrenheit, winds blowing everything all around so it feels like single digits, and I’m supposed to stand out there, under the open sky to bless the moon, and THEN dance around like an old shmoyger???


I happen to enjoy Kiddush Levana (I even tighten my tzitzis knots after-i seem to be the only guy in my shul that does that) but I HATE the dancing afterwards. Tovim meoros is the most boring miserable song ever. The tune is so depressing and could be sung at a funeral! I refuse to join in the circle. 

When i was in E”Y, I found that Israelis seem to pride themselves in how low of a key they can start Toivim Me’oros- starting with the Marianas Trench.
“Verbing weirds language”
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
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”And since when do I take orders from a fish?”
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“... Oooohhh! Heshy and Manny are burning down the city??? Could I help them?”
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jan 2025 15:16 #428701

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You also get extra points for saying 'a sheina lvana' in a deep aggressive growl

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jan 2025 15:54 #428706

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BenHashemBH wrote on 08 Jan 2025 14:16:
HA! Y'all got to say Kiddush Levana. It's been far too dreary here for that. Haven't seen any celestials for at least a week.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Guys you know its תש25, right? And we have options... Nobody is forcing you to sign a boring depressing song. Choose a good lebedige song and get the other yiden some fire! Come on people! 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jan 2025 16:12 #428709

simchastorah wrote on 08 Jan 2025 15:16:
You also get extra points for saying 'a sheina lvana' in a deep aggressive growl

It's the same people who obsess over the Zeien Shleimim
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Jan 2025 15:34 #428935

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Guess who has his third ear infection in as many weeks?
 That’s right, Baby TD!!!!
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
”And since when do I take orders from a fish?”
-Mama Himmelstein.
“... Oooohhh! Heshy and Manny are burning down the city??? Could I help them?”
-Faiga Himmelstein 
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Tzitzisdude@gmail.com- contact at your own risk.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 13 Jan 2025 01:00 #428965

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tzitzis dude wrote on 12 Jan 2025 15:34:
Guess who has his third ear infection in as many weeks?
 That’s right, Baby TD!!!!
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Maybe your baby drank Motrin to prepare for this inevitable scenario!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 13 Jan 2025 03:50 #428980

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I hate Shovavim.

It brings back some miserable memories of always failing.
Never making it past the first thursday.
Never connecting with the projects.
Counting down the days till life slipped back into its mundane blur.

My son came home from school and launched excitedly into this Shovavim program they're running there, it took extra effort to listen patiently and (attempt to) share his excitement.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 13 Jan 2025 06:21 #428990

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thompson wrote on 13 Jan 2025 03:50:
I hate Shovavim.

It brings back some miserable memories of always failing.
Never making it past the first thursday.
Never connecting with the projects.
Counting down the days till life slipped back into its mundane blur.

My son came home from school and launched excitedly into this Shovavim program they're running there, it took extra effort to listen patiently and (attempt to) share his excitement.

How ironic would it be if it’s the program being pushed by GYE?
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
”And since when do I take orders from a fish?”
-Mama Himmelstein.
“... Oooohhh! Heshy and Manny are burning down the city??? Could I help them?”
-Faiga Himmelstein 
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Tzitzisdude@gmail.com- contact at your own risk.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 13 Jan 2025 10:17 #428994

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thompson wrote on 13 Jan 2025 03:50:
I hate Shovavim.

It brings back some miserable memories of always failing.
Never making it past the first thursday.
Never connecting with the projects.
Counting down the days till life slipped back into its mundane blur.

My son came home from school and launched excitedly into this Shovavim program they're running there, it took extra effort to listen patiently and (attempt to) share his excitement.

Hear hear!

It never spoke to me! I don't really understand it. And I never was able to hold back for 10 minutes anyways. 
I didn't believe I could be clean
Until I actually got clean.
If I can do it, you can too!

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 16 Jan 2025 16:29 #429268

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Not having WhatsApp, is sometimes annoying, especially when the reason I dont have is a social/religious one and the reason I do need it is for business.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 16 Jan 2025 19:38 #429284

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Heeling wrote on 16 Jan 2025 16:29:
Not having WhatsApp, is sometimes annoying, especially when the reason I dont have is a social/religious one and the reason I do need it is for business.

Nah... you dont REALLY need it for business. How did your great great great great great great grandpa (who was a vaser traiger) do business? Hu? Tell me how!!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 16 Jan 2025 20:19 #429298

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iyh2023 wrote on 16 Jan 2025 19:38:

Heeling wrote on 16 Jan 2025 16:29:
Not having WhatsApp, is sometimes annoying, especially when the reason I dont have is a social/religious one and the reason I do need it is for business.

Nah... you dont REALLY need it for business. How did your great great great great great great grandpa (who was a vaser traiger) do business? Hu? Tell me how!!

Listen if you come knocking on my door on a hot day i may buy some. Not promising anything but you may be on to something...

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jan 2025 05:07 #429551

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Why is it that, when dancing the hora by weddings, bar mitzvahs, etc. I always seem to end up between two shmoes who each decide to do the steps at their own pace- both of which are off from the song AND the rest of the circle? Not only that, (just like in traffic) whenever I go to either another circle, or even the same circle just a different place, those shmoes suddenly find it within them to hora properly, and then my new “buddies” are the new shmoes?????
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
”And since when do I take orders from a fish?”
-Mama Himmelstein.
“... Oooohhh! Heshy and Manny are burning down the city??? Could I help them?”
-Faiga Himmelstein 
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Tzitzisdude@gmail.com- contact at your own risk.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jan 2025 06:24 #429554

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Something about this grouch is reminding me of the guy who was wondering why the news had mentioned one car going the wrong way, when they all were...
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jan 2025 16:18 #429590

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tzitzis dude wrote on 20 Jan 2025 05:07:
Why is it that, when dancing the hora by weddings, bar mitzvahs, etc. I always seem to end up between two shmoes who each decide to do the steps at their own pace- both of which are off from the song AND the rest of the circle? Not only that, (just like in traffic) whenever I go to either another circle, or even the same circle just a different place, those shmoes suddenly find it within them to hora properly, and then my new “buddies” are the new shmoes?????
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Chaver, have you ever considered the possibility that you're the shmoe...?
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