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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17207 Views

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 17:07 #426226

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odyossefchai wrote on 01 Dec 2024 11:57:
AND ITS COLD IN MONSEY:angry:

Very cold. And I'm outdoors most of today! 

He who is cold, clearly did not enough drink. 

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Dec 2024 03:15 #426270

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redfaced wrote on 01 Dec 2024 17:07:

odyossefchai wrote on 01 Dec 2024 11:57:
AND ITS COLD IN MONSEY:angry:

Very cold. And I'm outdoors most of today! 

He who is cold, clearly did not enough drink. 

I thought you earned a Lchaim?!?


Can you tell us the required amount of alcohol needed to fend against hours in 21f winter weather?
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Dec 2024 05:15 #426273

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odyossefchai wrote on 02 Dec 2024 03:15:

redfaced wrote on 01 Dec 2024 17:07:

odyossefchai wrote on 01 Dec 2024 11:57:
AND ITS COLD IN MONSEY:angry:

Very cold. And I'm outdoors most of today! 

He who is cold, clearly did not enough drink. 

I thought you earned a Lchaim?!?


Can you tell us the required amount of alcohol needed to fend against hours in 21f winter weather?

I can’t count that high. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
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“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Dec 2024 17:06 #426294

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tzitzis dude wrote on 01 Dec 2024 16:28:
vomiting all food and bottles. 

Vomiting bottles, hmm, I've got some questions for you, like how did the bottles get in there in the first place. But to be honest you cant blame your kid, you know, vomiting bottles sounds pretty darn painful.  

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 00:42 #426339

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iyh2023 wrote on 02 Dec 2024 17:06:

tzitzis dude wrote on 01 Dec 2024 16:28:
vomiting all food and bottles. 



Vomiting bottles, hmm, I've got some questions for you, like how did the bottles get in there in the first place. But to be honest you cant blame your kid, you know, vomiting bottles sounds pretty darn painful.  

Clearly you’re not a parent. 
If you were, you’d be familiar with babies- especially teething babies- sticking EVERYTHING in their mouth. I’m talking baby wipes, clean and used. Fingers, not even a question. Tzitzis, but that may just be my kids. The list goes on. 
So you think bottles are a חידוש?
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rookie 
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
Last Edit: 03 Dec 2024 00:42 by tzitzis dude.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 00:51 #426341

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Can you tell us the required amount of alcohol needed to fend against hours in 21f winter weather?

21F? It’s been a real feel of 14 degrees in Alaska…..Lchaim! BOURBON ONLY!
Last Edit: 06 Dec 2024 03:50 by wantingbetter.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 11:22 #426366

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wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 00:51:


Can you tell us the required amount of alcohol needed to fend against hours in 21f winter weather?

21F? It’s been a real feel of 14 degrees in Cleveland…..Lchaim! BOURBON ONLY! 

And you’re in Cleveland… (I’m one to talk). Get this guy some Woodford, ASAP!!!!!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 16:01 #426386

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tzitzis dude wrote on 03 Dec 2024 11:22:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 00:51:


Can you tell us the required amount of alcohol needed to fend against hours in 21f winter weather?

21F? It’s been a real feel of 14 degrees in Cleveland…..Lchaim! BOURBON ONLY! 

And you’re in Cleveland… (I’m one to talk). Get this guy some Woodford, ASAP!!!!!


Forget about 21f, he needs booze in the summer as well!!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 16:47 #426389

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iyh2023 wrote on 03 Dec 2024 16:01:

tzitzis dude wrote on 03 Dec 2024 11:22:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 00:51:


Can you tell us the required amount of alcohol needed to fend against hours in 21f winter weather?

21F? It’s been a real feel of 14 degrees in Cleveland…..Lchaim! BOURBON ONLY! 

And you’re in Cleveland… (I’m one to talk). Get this guy some Woodford, ASAP!!!!!



Forget about 21f, he needs booze in the summer as well!!

Bh it’s great here:) a tad cold….. but nevertheless very good:) Bh! 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 16:50 #426390

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tzitzis dude wrote on 01 Dec 2024 16:21:

odyossefchai wrote on 01 Dec 2024 11:57:
AND ITS COLD IN MONSEY:angry:

Very cold. And I'm outdoors most of today! 

I can attest to the validity of the grouchiness contained above. It is, indeed, flipping cold in Monsey. 

Also windy, fyi. 

What’s the wind speed? Humidity level? UV index? 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 17:12 #426391

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 17:24 #426392

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Chanukah party’s….. who likes them who doesn’t like them? 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 17:31 #426393

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wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:24:
Chanukah party’s….. who likes hatesthem who doesn’t like hate them? 

Did I make myself clear? 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 17:49 #426394

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youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:24:
Chanukah party’s….. who likes hatesthem who doesn’t like hate them? 

Did I make myself clear? 

I thought you had ways to deal with things that angered you...
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 17:51 #426395

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redfaced wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:49:

youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:24:
Chanukah party’s….. who likes hatesthem who doesn’t like hate them? 

Did I make myself clear? 

I thought you had ways to deal with things that angered you...

Not since babayakob came to town. Now I am a loyal, pushy, sweaty Chassid with fish zaft and ketchup in my beard.
Last Edit: 03 Dec 2024 17:54 by youknowwho.
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