Welcome, Guest
GYE
Forum for Jewish Men
Just Having Fun

The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled
(0 viewing) 
Getting out of Isolation and connecting with others is an important part of recovery. This board is for non-addiction related threads, where members exchange jokes, have fun - and drink Lechayim Together!
Reply Topic
New Topic

TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14381 Views

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Apr 2024 00:22 #411811

  • cande
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 678
Heeling wrote on 15 Apr 2024 00:16:

Why do clothing stores sell 1500 different dresses but only have one dressing room??

I’m looking to partner with someone to open a store that will have a dressing room for each size the store will sell? Or a Dressing Room To Go business?

PM for serious inquiries only.


why would they make more rooms if they have the opportunity to torture women to wait on line like fools,
, and have them come home to their husbands in a rotten moods!
Last Edit: 15 Apr 2024 00:28 by cande.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Apr 2024 14:20 #411848

after I told my wife not to go to the mikva last night because she wasnt feeing well.....SHE WENT ANYWAY!!!!! what a chutzpah!!
איש את רעהו יעזרו ולאחיו יאמר חזק!! (ישעיהו מא:ו)
Let's do this together!!
bradley613613@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Apr 2024 17:04 #411863

  • eerie
  • Current streak: 822 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 1569
Yeshayahu 41:6 wrote on 15 Apr 2024 14:20:
after I told my wife not to go to the mikva last night because she wasnt feeing well.....SHE WENT ANYWAY!!!!! what a chutzpah!!

And I'm sure you were SUPER upset!!!
Like really. Redfaced, we need you to educate Yeshayahu-with-the-numbers on how to rant and grouch. Or maybe proudyungerman got the necessary training...
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Apr 2024 21:02 #411878

Fourteen days clean, installed a filter on my work computer at great personal inconvenience, and I still can't set things on fire by looking at them! Where are my #@&% eye-lasers! What a scam! I want a refund on my GYE membership fee!

#grumbleflex
#braggingisthenewgrumping
#actuallypissedaboutthelackofeyelasers
We are not the same people we once were. We are not so locked into our urges that we have no choice. We can choose to give in or choose to win this battle today. We do not want to give in, the pleasure of giving in is false. 
With Hashem on our side our victory is inevitable; the only way we can lose is by giving up on playing the game.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Apr 2024 23:30 #411888

  • frank.lee
  • Current streak: 398 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 687
  • Karma: 21
Be patient. Your eye superpowers will come soon BeH. Keep working on guarding them!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 01:31 #411965

We were supposed to go away for pesach and now my wife got sick and may not be able to travel (she's like "can barely get out of bed" sick) so here I am less than a week to pesach and possibly have to make it all myself. while taking care of a bunch of kids all by myself, and a baby who wakes up every 2 hours at night (screaming right now), and holding down 4 jobs. havent davened witha minyan in 2 days and havent opened a sefer in 3 weeks....any reason I should want to wake up tomorrow?
איש את רעהו יעזרו ולאחיו יאמר חזק!! (ישעיהו מא:ו)
Let's do this together!!
bradley613613@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 01:49 #411966

  • yiftach
  • Current streak: 309 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 329
  • Karma: 29
any reason I should want to wake up tomorrow?

To grump!
Looking forward to get to know you better! 

Email me @ yiftach1609@gmail.com or call/text 347-201-4989 (Google voice)

My story is unfolding here
"יפתח ה' לך את אוצרו הטוב"

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 02:58 #411969

  • cande
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 678
Yeshayahu 41:6 wrote on 17 Apr 2024 01:31:
We were supposed to go away for pesach and now my wife got sick and may not be able to travel (she's like "can barely get out of bed" sick) so here I am less than a week to pesach and possibly have to make it all myself. while taking care of a bunch of kids all by myself, and a baby who wakes up every 2 hours at night (screaming right now), and holding down 4 jobs. havent davened witha minyan in 2 days and havent opened a sefer in 3 weeks....any reason I should want to wake up tomorrow?

in the end she made it to mikva chutzpa! lets  hope at least she doesnt make it to go away,
no one cares

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 03:00 #411970

I guess i shouldnt have mentioned the fact that she went to the mikva
I feel like its when the pastor said in that marriage video:
"if there's someone here whose wife enjoys sex more than you, I think I speak for all of us when i say that we hate you"
איש את רעהו יעזרו ולאחיו יאמר חזק!! (ישעיהו מא:ו)
Let's do this together!!
bradley613613@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 04:58 #411973

  • notezy
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 495
  • Karma: 12
My family is having a sader together (I am the last unmarried kid) everyone was asked to bring somthing guess what I was asked to bring....
Drumroll please....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



Salt water 
Wtf 

I know which of the 4 children they think I am: אינו יודע לשאול.
Basterds.

Now they also asked me to bring drinks but salt water really.
"Excuses are the tools of incompetence" -My Friends Friend. 

"Change will lead to insight far more often than insight will lead to change" -Milton H. Erickson

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 05:03 #411974

Well that's basically just bringing water, and some salt....

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 10:47 #411979

  • gevura shebyesod
  • Current streak: 1248 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 4178
  • Karma: 505
They actually sell salt water in the stores, for those who are too lazy to make it themselves.
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 13:28 #411985

  • tzitzis dude
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 446
  • Karma: 25
notezy wrote on 17 Apr 2024 04:58:
My family is having a sader together (I am the last unmarried kid) everyone was asked to bring somthing guess what I was asked to bring....
Drumroll please....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



Salt water 
Wtf 

I know which of the 4 children they think I am: אינו יודע לשאול.
Basterds.

Now they also asked me to bring drinks but salt water really.

At least they didn’t ask you to bring a wife…
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 14:01 #411987

tzitzis dude wrote on 17 Apr 2024 13:28:

notezy wrote on 17 Apr 2024 04:58:
My family is having a sader together (I am the last unmarried kid) everyone was asked to bring somthing guess what I was asked to bring....
Drumroll please....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



Salt water 
Wtf 

I know which of the 4 children they think I am: אינו יודע לשאול.
Basterds.

Now they also asked me to bring drinks but salt water really.

At least they didn’t ask you to bring a wife…

Lol

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17 Apr 2024 18:37 #411998

  • jackthejew
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 358
  • Karma: 22
Had a wet dream last night. Wake up this morning to find that out.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
Off the forum for now.
My Thread (Not for inspiration, but for random bits and pieces of my journey, as well as the inspiring responses of others: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/375514-Enough-is-Enough
jackthejewgye@gmail.com
There are tips, tools, and techniques, but there are no shortcuts.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! ~ Groucho Marx
Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.-Voltaire
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.- Abraham Lincoln
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.- Yogi Berra
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." ~ Calvin
Last Edit: 17 Apr 2024 18:37 by jackthejew.
Reply Topic
New Topic
GYE
Forum for Jewish Men
Just Having Fun
Moderators: yechidah, skeptical, the.guard, kedusha, Dov, cordnoy, menachemgye, smartlakewood
Powered by Kunena
Time to create page: 0.63 seconds

Are you sure?

Yes