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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 09 Jun 2021 08:44 #369670

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Jul 2021 14:41 #370457

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You are walking along on your merry way. Suddenly, in your peripheral you see a woman, she seems attractive. You restrain yourself and proudly refrain from getting a better look. You continue on your carefree way proud of your discipline . She follows, her voice, footsteps, colorful dress are all playing on your senses. After a few moments unfortunately you lose the battle you fought so valiantly. You give in a turn your head ready to feast your eyes. But then you see what she really looks like...and you think - seriously? For her you lost? What a waste!!!

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Jul 2021 14:46 #370461

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Grant400 wrote on 04 Jul 2021 14:41:

This is a very true thought we need to have in this whole struggle as the gemarah tells us:אשה חמת מלא צואה, ופיה מלא דם – והכל רצין אחריה (תלמוד בבלי, מסכת שבת, דף קנ"ב, עמוד א)

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Jul 2021 17:24 #370471

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A few days ago, after putting on my tallis, I was getting ready to start putting on my teffilin shel yad. As my hand was doing the “pre-bracha tightening”, the guy in front of me was starting to put his tallis on.
I then find myself saying the bracha of להתעטף בציצית on my teffilin.

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Jul 2021 17:32 #370472

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tzitzis dude wrote on 04 Jul 2021 17:24:

Well you are Tzitzis Dude after all!

In the place where ba’alei teshuva stand, even pure tzaddikim who never sinned cannot stand. (Rabbi Avohu, Brachos 34b)

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Jul 2021 23:40 #370484

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Grant400 wrote on 04 Jul 2021 14:41:

I know this forum is supposed to be just for fun but...
I do the opposite thing many times and it really works...
I tell myself 'If I dont look, I will get schar as if she is the prettiest girl around'
But if I do look and she turns out to be a dud... I still looked...
(no achrayus for the schar in shamayim... but either way its more schar than looking...)

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jul 2021 00:06 #370486

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Grant400 wrote on 04 Jul 2021 14:41:

I once read a story to that affect. About somebody fantasizing when he saw a limb though a window, and how it tormented him to no end. It turned out to be a frail old women in her nineties.

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jul 2021 13:21 #370501

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mggsbms wrote on 05 Jul 2021 00:06:

Grant400 wrote on 04 Jul 2021 14:41:

I once read a story to that affect. About somebody fantasizing when he saw a limb though a window, and how it tormented him to no end. It turned out to be a frail old women in her nineties.

What's wrong with that? She's in the other bed every night in my house! (and I do wish it would be women....)

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 13 Dec 2021 00:07 #374920

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I feel like most weeks, come לכה דודי, I always confuse ״על יד איש בית הלחמי״ and ״על יד איש בן פרצי״… anybody else?

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 13 Dec 2021 02:58 #374925

שבע יפול צדיק וקם Current streak: 10 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 532 Karma: 33	tzitzis dude wrote on 13 Dec 2021 00:07: I feel like most weeks, come לכה דודי, I always confuse ״על יד איש בית הלחמי״ and ״על יד איש בן פרצי״… anybody else? I can join you on that one. Thank you for reviving this thread.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 19 Dec 2021 05:15 #375050

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שבע יפול צדיק וקם wrote on 13 Dec 2021 02:58:

tzitzis dude wrote on 13 Dec 2021 00:07:

I feel like most weeks, come לכה דודי, I always confuse ״על יד איש בית הלחמי״ and ״על יד איש בן פרצי״… anybody else?

I can join you on that one. Thank you for reviving this thread.

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 29 Dec 2021 02:05 #375354

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 29 Dec 2021 04:53 #375358

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Jan 2022 06:44 #375496

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