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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 Apr 2025 02:09 #434474

rebakiva Current streak: 257 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 267 Karma: 16	I gave a grand derasha once, there were very chashuva talmudei chachumim {rabbanim, roshei yeshivos, etc.} at the head table, it was a pilpul, and somewhere in middle I forgot which rishon/achron said what, tried looking into my papers but saw it'll take me to long to figure it out, so I humbly asked the head table yidden to fill in my void... turns out no-one followed along...
	Talking with someone, is not about getting advice, it's about frienship, accountability & distraction; Please feel free to contact me at 347-494-0430 {google voice} at any time or; PM me at mevakesh247@gmail.com Check out My story here: My strategy is to fight it with excitment ביחד ננצח

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 Apr 2025 02:16 #434475

rebakiva Current streak: 257 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 267 Karma: 16	Had to itch my ear for quite some time, to conceal my ear {as if I had a airpod}, because someone saw me talking to myself in the streets...
	Talking with someone, is not about getting advice, it's about frienship, accountability & distraction; Please feel free to contact me at 347-494-0430 {google voice} at any time or; PM me at mevakesh247@gmail.com Check out My story here: My strategy is to fight it with excitment ביחד ננצח

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 Apr 2025 03:45 #434477

hellogreen Current streak: 253 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 9 Karma: 0	I once davened maariv during the weekday to a shabbos maariv. After maariv someone came over to me to say "Good Shabbos". At first i didn't know what he was talking about... That was my first maariv for the amud in 9th grade..

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 Apr 2025 04:13 #434481

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This morning I was davening shacharis (don’t get too excited, I wasn’t the ש״ץ) in a nusach Sfard shul (like I nearly always do, thank the Lord), and, for some reason, after the קדיש following יבא לציון, I, quite loudly of course, start on עלינו. Yes, while everybody else (and the usual me) went to the שיר של יום.
And again, of course, the guy next to me gave me that look.

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-Calvin.
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-also Calvin.
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 Apr 2025 15:45 #434493

rebakiva Current streak: 257 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 267 Karma: 16	And how about cracking my teeth up on the הדרן עלך וכו' קדיש today for תענית בכורים in front of a packed shul... Warning: Spoiler! Btw I'm not a bechor, my son is
	Talking with someone, is not about getting advice, it's about frienship, accountability & distraction; Please feel free to contact me at 347-494-0430 {google voice} at any time or; PM me at mevakesh247@gmail.com Check out My story here: My strategy is to fight it with excitment ביחד ננצח

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Apr 2025 16:24 #434895

balancedfox70 Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Senior Boarder Posts: 71 Karma: 2	Came home from a wedding and realized I had taken home someone else's car!
	"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, That's why they call it the present" #ODAAT! Here are my threads: guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/433015-Just-starting-out guardyoureyes.com/forum/17-Balei-Battims-Forum/433933-Tired-Wife Feel free to reach out. My email address is: balancedfox70@gmail.com

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Apr 2025 16:37 #434896

iyh2023 Current streak: 14 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 366 Karma: 13	balancedfox70 wrote on 23 Apr 2025 16:24: Came home from a wedding and realized I had taken home someone else's car! Hmmm. Lots of questions to be asked.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Apr 2025 16:43 #434897

thompson OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 212 Karma: 23	balancedfox70 wrote on 23 Apr 2025 16:24: Came home from a wedding and realized I had taken home someone else's car! I'll let the mods make the final judgement, but I highly doubt this qualifies as something "we all do and think."

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Apr 2025 17:34 #434899

balancedfox70 Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Senior Boarder Posts: 71 Karma: 2	Oh well! Let me try again... Trying out the latest hit song for Lecha Dodi or Kedusha for the first time and ending up in a complete solo with no-one to guide you and having to switch tracks midway cuz you yourself got confused...
	"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, That's why they call it the present" #ODAAT! Here are my threads: guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/433015-Just-starting-out guardyoureyes.com/forum/17-Balei-Battims-Forum/433933-Tired-Wife Feel free to reach out. My email address is: balancedfox70@gmail.com

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Apr 2025 17:56 #434902

balancedfox70 Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Senior Boarder Posts: 71 Karma: 2	You plan on getting one item from the grocery store and end up getting a million other things $$$ and forget that one item you originally planned on getting!
	"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, That's why they call it the present" #ODAAT! Here are my threads: guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/433015-Just-starting-out guardyoureyes.com/forum/17-Balei-Battims-Forum/433933-Tired-Wife Feel free to reach out. My email address is: balancedfox70@gmail.com Last Edit: 23 Apr 2025 17:56 by balancedfox70.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 28 Apr 2025 16:45 #435118

balancedfox70 Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Senior Boarder Posts: 71 Karma: 2	Putting on music during Sefira and pretending it to be for your kids...
	"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, That's why they call it the present" #ODAAT! Here are my threads: guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/433015-Just-starting-out guardyoureyes.com/forum/17-Balei-Battims-Forum/433933-Tired-Wife Feel free to reach out. My email address is: balancedfox70@gmail.com Last Edit: 07 May 2025 17:56 by balancedfox70.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 28 Apr 2025 18:04 #435125

yackov Current streak: 4 days OFFLINE Junior Boarder Posts: 21 Karma: 2	Smoking weed, and pretending to be "only" drunk

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 01 May 2025 00:12 #435257

ilovehashem247 Current streak: 266 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 553 Karma: 38	Forgetting to put on tefillin for three months in a row
	Just getting over a case of mild insanity here... My Story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/385922-My-Story-Being-Honest-For-Once

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 01 May 2025 03:10 #435264

balancedfox70 Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Senior Boarder Posts: 71 Karma: 2	ilovehashem247 wrote on 01 May 2025 00:12: Forgetting to put on tefillin for three months in a row Hmmm. How'd that go down?
	"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, That's why they call it the present" #ODAAT! Here are my threads: guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/433015-Just-starting-out guardyoureyes.com/forum/17-Balei-Battims-Forum/433933-Tired-Wife Feel free to reach out. My email address is: balancedfox70@gmail.com

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 01 May 2025 20:43 #435302

eerie Current streak: 1012 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1766	ilovehashem247 wrote on 01 May 2025 00:12: Forgetting to put on tefillin for three months in a row Something we ALL do and think?
	Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com