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Why oh why did the addict cross the road? 03 Oct 2018 19:46 #335932

moish u.k. OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Winning is a team effort! Posts: 341 Karma: 22	He wasn't interested in getting to the other side. In fact he has no idea how he got there. When he woke up in the morning he definately had no plans of going there. He had sworn off so many times. But here he was once again. To his utter devastation. And to the dismay of everyone around him.

Re: Why oh why did the addict cross the road? 04 Oct 2018 15:24 #335960

moish u.k. OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Winning is a team effort! Posts: 341 Karma: 22	How many addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 (of course!). The first 99 get flustered and run away to escape. Untill one comes along and lights up the path for everyone else...

Re: Why oh why did the addict cross the road? 04 Oct 2018 15:57 #335961

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moish u.k. wrote on 04 Oct 2018 15:24:

How many addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

100 (of course!).

The first 99 get flustered and run away to escape.

Untill one comes along and lights up the path for everyone else...

Only one, But he has to change it every day.

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

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Re: Why oh why did the addict cross the road? 04 Oct 2018 16:15 #335963

i-man Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 584 Karma: 61	Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 04 Oct 2018 15:57: moish u.k. wrote on 04 Oct 2018 15:24: How many addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 (of course!). The first 99 get flustered and run away to escape. Untill one comes along and lights up the path for everyone else... Only one, But he has to change it every day. Does he need to do all 12 steps ?
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Re: Why oh why did the addict cross the road? 04 Oct 2018 16:40 #335964

moish u.k. OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Winning is a team effort! Posts: 341 Karma: 22	Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 04 Oct 2018 15:57: moish u.k. wrote on 04 Oct 2018 15:24: How many addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 (of course!). The first 99 get flustered and run away to escape. Untill one comes along and lights up the path for everyone else... Only one, But he has to change it every day. Only one RECOVERING addict that is.

Re: Why oh why did the addict cross the road? 16 Oct 2018 19:53 #336302

motcha1234 Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 9 Karma: 0	Maybe he crossed the road to get away from his addiction?

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