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Re: Karma 19 Aug 2013 19:13 #216544

tryingtoshteig wrote:
לחיים!
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i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: Karma 19 Aug 2013 19:28 #216550

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nitzotzeloki wrote:
tryingtoshteig wrote:
לחיים!
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Nitzotz,

Please clarify for me. Is your -ness due to the taste of the wine, or my sickeningly bad sense of humor?

In any case, refuah sheleimah.
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Re: Karma 19 Aug 2013 19:47 #216557

for the wine. i only now got the joke
i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: Karma 19 Aug 2013 21:43 #216571

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Maybe this tastes better...
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Re: Karma 19 Aug 2013 22:05 #216578

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That looks like a Tequila Gedolah...maybe we should save it for Rosh Hashanah.
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Re: Karma 19 Aug 2013 22:06 #216579

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tryingtoshteig wrote:
That looks like a Tequila Gedolah...maybe we should save it for Rosh Hashanah.

That was so corny, i think you have to make a borei pri hadomah on it!!
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Re: Karma 19 Aug 2013 22:51 #216587

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If you like corny jokes, I could give you an "ear"ful.
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Re: Karma 20 Aug 2013 00:15 #216597

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tryingtoshteig wrote:
If you like corny jokes, I could give you an "ear"ful.

And I would be in good company.

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Re: Karma 21 Aug 2013 14:32 #216741

you guys are making me very glad that there is a kvetch forum.....
i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along
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