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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Nov 2011 17:22 #124634

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Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Nov 2011 17:26 #124635

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thats a good one, thans
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Nov 2011 02:35 #124748

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Very, very funny! Poor guy.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Nov 2011 22:37 #125451

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Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Nov 2011 22:54 #125455

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REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo ............ just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Nov 2011 11:38 #125502

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well, the time spent here on gue is definitly paying for itself
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 16 Nov 2011 04:50 #125609

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There was this man that would come in every day to the bar and ask for three cups of beer. the bar tender was very curious, so he askes him whats going on, why allways three cups ? so the guy explains him that they were three friends that used to have agood time, but they left town so he continues the freindship in simbolic way. one day he walks in and only asks for two cups, the bartender asks nervously what happened ? did you have a falling out with one of your friends, the guy answers not at all, its just that i quit drinking so were down to two. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 16 Nov 2011 22:03 #125750

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got so many freinds here on gue, that i dare start drinking even if i quit at the begining
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Nov 2011 18:24 #126498

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Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Nov 2011 19:33 #126524

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;D, especially the last one.  Don't let dov park there, or the cholint will burn ;D.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Dec 2011 16:57 #127396

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 04 Dec 2011 22:28 #127643

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I now have yeshivanet. Before this, I had hotmail, and I discovered something really cool. I went to the settings in my hotmail account and set my country as Azerbaigan, or something like that. All of the advertisements and potentially triggering stuff seems to be specifically tailored to your location. Since there are no advertisers who care to reach 3rd world markets, your screen remains clean and free!! I'm assuming this would work with those other sites as well.
Try it!!

Hatzlocha,
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I am special
I was chosen for this special mission.
I must succeed.
Klal Yisroel needs me.
Hashem needs me.
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Letter From YH
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Dec 2011 00:02 #127647

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Um...very nice, but I am waiting for some jokes, here.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Dec 2011 00:50 #127654

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Dov- sorry, its a chill spot for the DEPRESSED person. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Dec 2011 11:12 #127688

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I think Reb Yid's post is better than some of the jokes on this thread. It brought a smile to my face, and that's been a rare event these last few days.
The Blind Beggar is a character in Rebbe Nachman's story of the Seven Beggars.
If I view a woman as an object, I am powerless over lust, but I don't have to look.
I can guard my eyes.
I want to guard my eyes.
I do guard my eyes.
Why do I say these four lines?
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