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TOPIC: Practical kabbalah for the masses 22438 Views

Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:37 #207301

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	hey emu, remember when you were the lawyer in that case of the blood libel? (Disclaimer: this thread is in no way intended to make litzanos of any part of yiddishkeit, it is meant solely for the purpose of being mesameach yidden and giving anyone who needs a kosher outlet a place to write. thank you for your understanding and cooperation)
	Last Edit: 18 May 2013 00:13 by inastruggle.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:38 #207302

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	That was when old Janeks grandson was found in your basement?

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:40 #207303

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	without his head? and you had the bottles of blood in those Kedem bottles, The Czar wanted to expel all the Jews from the land of Ad"cHoff Luckily I did the supermemory charm with a special shem and we erased the minds of all the goyim, and I Levitated the body into the Galachs Basement
	Last Edit: 21 May 2013 22:08 by mr. emunah.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:41 #207304

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	it turned out it was that shoita khaleed who did it. He was jealous of the bottles. he thought they were woodford.... What a shoita, i was way too smart to keep woodford in my basement. i kept it in the cemetery next to the reshaim's kevarim, i figured that spirits go with spirits if you know what i mean... i had an interesting sense of humor that time.
	Last Edit: 17 May 2013 23:46 by inastruggle.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:41 #207305

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	But now he is swimming with da Fishes

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:52 #207307

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	well that was thanks to the golem, imagine if he wouldn't of saved us
	Last Edit: 17 May 2013 23:53 by inastruggle.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:55 #207309

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	I sometimes confuse the various golems... was he the one who beat the Galach to a sensless pulp?

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:57 #207310

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	no no no, this was the one the little kinderlach would make fun of till their totties made them stop. Obviously after this maysah no one bothered him again

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 18 May 2013 00:03 #207311

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	with the tattoo with the shem havayah I think somebody also wrote a get on his hand...

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 18 May 2013 00:10 #207313

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	yeah, but this was a pretty standard story, after the golem told us that he took care of khaleed and you wiped their memories the forensic team decided it was the priest who killed khaleed and the kid and they charged him for double homicide. but this was one of the less interesting stories....
	Last Edit: 19 May 2013 09:15 by inastruggle.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 19 May 2013 08:01 #207327

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Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 19 May 2013 08:10 #207329

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	were the king's men able to put you back together again?

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 19 May 2013 21:25 #207364

justkeepgoing OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 291 Karma: 2	great stuff. I burst out laughing from the khaleed sillines. Thanks for that

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 20 May 2013 21:02 #207428

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	usually i remove the klipos from an orange but recently I tasted chocolate coated orange klipos and they were good.
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ