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Practical kabbalah for the masses
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Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:37 #207301

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hey emu,
remember when you were the lawyer in that case of the blood libel?




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Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:38 #207302

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That was when old Janeks grandson was found in your basement?

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:40 #207303

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without his head?

and you had the bottles of blood in those Kedem bottles,
The Czar wanted to expel all the Jews from the land of Ad"cHoff Luckily I did the supermemory charm with a special shem and we erased the minds of all the goyim, and I Levitated the body into the Galachs Basement
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Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:41 #207304

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it turned out it was that shoita khaleed who did it.
He was jealous of the bottles. he thought they were woodford....
What a shoita, i was way too smart to keep woodford in my basement. i kept it in the cemetery next to the reshaim's kevarim, i figured that spirits go with spirits if you know what i mean...
i had an interesting sense of humor that time.
Last Edit: 17 May 2013 23:46 by inastruggle.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:41 #207305

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But now he is swimming with da Fishes

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:52 #207307

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well that was thanks to the golem,
imagine if he wouldn't of saved us
Last Edit: 17 May 2013 23:53 by inastruggle.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:55 #207309

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I sometimes confuse the various golems...

was he the one who beat the Galach to a sensless pulp?

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 17 May 2013 23:57 #207310

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no no no,
this was the one the little kinderlach would make fun of till their totties made them stop. Obviously after this maysah no one bothered him again

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 18 May 2013 00:03 #207311

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with the tattoo with the shem havayah

I think somebody also wrote a get on his hand...

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 18 May 2013 00:10 #207313

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yeah,
but this was a pretty standard story, after the golem told us that he took care of khaleed and you wiped their memories the forensic team decided it was the priest who killed khaleed and the kid and they charged him for double homicide.

but this was one of the less interesting stories....
Last Edit: 19 May 2013 09:15 by inastruggle.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 19 May 2013 08:01 #207327

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My Gilgul story:

I once tripped on top of a hill and rolled all the way down....
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...





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Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 19 May 2013 08:10 #207329

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were the king's men able to put you back together again?

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 19 May 2013 21:25 #207364

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great stuff. I burst out laughing from the khaleed sillines. Thanks for that

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 20 May 2013 21:02 #207428

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usually i remove the klipos from an orange but recently I tasted chocolate coated orange klipos and they were good.
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 20 May 2013 21:21 #207430

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inastruggle wrote:
were the king's men able to put you back together again?


Too bad it wasn't snowy or I could have had a Tikkun.
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...





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