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Re: GYE Haiku 12 Apr 2013 18:31 #205003

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old mcdonald had
a farm ee ii ee ii oo
on his farm he had...

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Apr 2013 18:43 #205006

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mr. emunah wrote:
old mcdonald had
a farm ee ii ee ii oo
on his farm he had...


Me thinks this haiku
Should have a link to the thread
Animal Noises...

http://guardyoureyes.com/forum/23-Just-Having-Fun/204262-ANIMAL-NoiSeS
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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends
Last Edit: 12 Apr 2013 18:45 by gevura shebyesod.

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Apr 2013 23:55 #205074

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Like no wa-ay man
I can't write poetry when
There's too much barking
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Apr 2013 00:37 #205076

mr. emunah wrote:
old mcdonald had
a farm ee ii ee ii oo
on his farm he had...


This fits much better:
old mcdonald had a farm
ee ii ee ii oo

Re: GYE Haiku 15 Apr 2013 20:17 #205145

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some of the haiku
on gee why ee is very
inspiring to me

Re: GYE Haiku 21 Apr 2013 08:19 #205669

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*to be read in japanese old man accent*

boingggggg the ancient art
of haiku desecrated
on this noble site
Last Edit: 21 Apr 2013 08:20 by inastruggle.

Re: GYE Haiku 24 Apr 2013 03:58 #205846

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It's been a few days
Since someone last posted a
Haiku on this thread
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE Haiku 24 Apr 2013 17:36 #205857

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I find that writing
Fiction, makes me feel quite nice.
Make sure to see the emugiraffestory!

Re: GYE Haiku 24 Apr 2013 18:10 #205860

Hai KOO!!! Gezundheit!
Seems I got an allergy.
Hai KOO!!! Gezundheit!

Re: GYE Haiku 26 Apr 2013 23:19 #206061

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ate cake for breakfast
was not a good idea
stomach hurt awhile

Re: GYE Haiku 27 Apr 2013 02:15 #206073

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I also ate cake
Oh no! there goes my diet
Shabbos is coming
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 27 Apr 2013 02:29 #206075

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Cake you eat Shabbos
The calories don't add up
It's a big Mitzva!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE Haiku 27 Apr 2013 02:32 #206076

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lipa always sings
shabbos yomtov iz nisht du
kein diet ta dum...

Re: GYE Haiku 03 May 2013 21:01 #206554

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to breakfast on cake
the first time was a mistake
second, means insane

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein (some say it wasn't him wha-evah)

Re: GYE Haiku 03 May 2013 22:04 #206572

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