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Shakespeare's Purim 19 Aug 2012 09:33 #143917

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Zemmy posted a deliciously profound extremely humorous statement in two places (here and here), I feel the statement hasn't gotten the attention it deserves in both places and so, I have decided to quote him here, and dedicate an entire thread to ruminations on this topic, ok here goes,

רבש"ע למה מדוע
אין לנו פורים פעמיים בשבוע

- Shakespeare

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 22 Oct 2012 13:58 #146464

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Did Shakespeare eat cholent?
Kind of gets you wondering...

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 25 Oct 2012 01:06 #146609

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Ribbono shel olam, lamah, madua?
Yesh lanu cholent leftovers pamayim bashavua?
heh heh!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 25 Oct 2012 01:21 #146614

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Uh oh!


The "heh heh" gives it away. Khaleed has hijacked TZ's account.


Zuggy would NEVER have cholent leftovers!!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


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Re: Shakespeare's Purim 25 Oct 2012 14:36 #146645

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Gevura wrote on 25 Oct 2012 01:21:

Uh oh!


The "heh heh" gives it away. Khaleed has hijacked TZ's account.


Zuggy would NEVER have cholent leftovers!!

is it can't you understand tongue holy? [ha'im eincha meivin lashon kodesh?]


Ribbono shel olam, lamah, madua?

Master of the universe, why oh why?

Yesh lanu cholent leftovers pamayim bashavua?

haveth we madeahead Cholent twice a week?

we don't want that
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 09 Apr 2013 23:17 #204713

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I was thinking that if I bump this back up people would think I'm bored. You know what, I don't care!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 09 Apr 2013 23:25 #204717

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et tu zuget?

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 09 Apr 2013 23:26 #204718

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shake-a-spear is not my idea of a good fellow
purim is awesome though

what about Longfellow's Chanukah?
Poe's Pesach?
Thoreau's Lag Ba'omer?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 09 Apr 2013 23:31 #204721

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the telltale matza-tash

Howabout The HArdy Boys Simchas torah?

or Harry Potters Tisha bav?

BTW Zemmur, i removed you know what from you know where.

your welcome.

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 09 Apr 2013 23:37 #204723

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how magnanimous mellifluous benevolent generous and kind of you
verily, i say unto thou, your kindness is till the heavens (or is it heathens?)

thanks bud
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 09 Apr 2013 23:41 #204726

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well if the Heathen undergoeth an immersion in the ritualarium to join the Nation of the Israelites, theneth heith shalleth beith heathenomoerth.

I hope I don't cause any Lawsuits or Mafia hits or both

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 09 Apr 2013 23:58 #204731

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stay outta dem concrete boots
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: Shakespeare's Purim 10 Apr 2013 00:37 #204737

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blechene hoizen

Trousereth of ironeth
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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