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Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 09 Feb 2012 17:43 #132689

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BETA ideas:

1. Uses GPS tracking to determine your geo-location; if it sees you are near certain internet parlours, or places of ill repute, it sends you a Notification: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE"

2. Accelerometer detects unusual motions of acting out and sends out email to GYE group, notifying of risks.

3. "Find another addict" allows you to quickly find an addict within 5 km so you can take refuge.

etc add your own feature...

Recovery in 6 words: Trust H". Clean House. Help others.

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Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 09 Feb 2012 19:07 #132698

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4. Furbdillator
Back on Track wrote on 24 Oct 2011 04:56:

furbdillator: something used to shock lust addicts back to life when they go into a lustiac arrest.

5. Possum Avoider- Uses GPS tracking to determine your geo-location; if it sees you are near dead possums it gives you a "darka achrina"
6. Kichsa Generator- Need I explain? www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=4579.msg133063#msg133063

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

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Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 16 Feb 2012 17:30 #133156

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	7. Cholent Recipe Generator- Have you ever found yourself on friday afternoon scratching your head as to how to make cholint? Scratch your head no more! this recipe generator generates up to 20,000 new and original Cholint Recipes, based on Gye's Original Cholint Thread! 8. The Official KOMT Game- hooptop.com/?page_id=2082
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him? Last Edit: by .

Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 27 Feb 2012 12:13 #133786

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9. Geshtaltzimfleegin Immobilizer- I'm not sure exactly what it does, but Zemmy has one-
ZemirosShabbos wrote on 03 Aug 2011 22:02:

you don't think i have a geshtaltzimfleegin-immobilizer installed?

if you try installing it you will be transmogrified into a 7-day-old piece of yerushalmi kugel with antennae

also regarding the spellings and meanings of "Geshtaltzimfleegin", See,
Shteeble wrote on 11 Nov 2010 15:55:

geshtaltzumfleegen - nobody seems to know the definition of this one at the moment.

And,
TehillimZugger wrote on 22 Aug 2011 12:40:

geshtantzimfleegin should really be spelled gesztanzuflugen with some of those funny dashes and ballies on top of certain letters that i would've added if i would know how to here>, and it was first coined on feburary 8th 1289 by emperor william the 5th, its meaning is unclear but it was definitely coined then. Emperor William the 5th is also responsible for introducing the words twitzilhanpfen, and fleerenhaben, all with no known meanings. after all he was the emperor and able to put whatever he wanted in the dictionary [even though according to wikipedia the first german dictionary was written in 1838] and nobody dared tell the emperor, hey where's the definition, that would've been like saying the emperor has no clothes.
to use these words in a sentence: geshtantzifleegen! the twitzilhanpfen ate the whole fleerenhaben.
isn't german amazing?

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
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Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 14 Mar 2012 17:16 #134683

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Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 14 Mar 2012 17:22 #134684

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Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 09 Aug 2012 02:39 #143203

JustKeepGoing OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 291 Karma: 2	Automatic shutdown mechanism , you push a button and the phone goes off and wont turn on for an hour. A nice lifeline if one is desperate.

Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 14 Aug 2012 17:03 #143670

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	13. The Bardifier- Switch ALL CAPS into regular handwriting with a simple click, great for turning Bardichev's writings into a legible book [note: I'm seriously working on it]
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 14 Aug 2012 17:36 #143678

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No, that's the De-Bardifier.

The Bardifier switches everything into ALL CAPS and changes all "G"s and "K"s into "GGGGGGGGGGGGGG" and "KKKKKKKKKKKKK".

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

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Re: Features of the GYE i-Phone App - BETA concepts 14 Aug 2012 17:39 #143679

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	true, that's what I meant to say. I stand corrected. 13. De-Bardifier
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?