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The simcha squad 28 Nov 2011 05:10 #126923

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Picture this..

Its Sunday night, you're home alone, sitting in front of the computer, about to slip! "Oy, what do I do you cry, I cannot resist"...

Suddenly, a flash.. You remember the flyer you saw the other day.. It's the simcha squad.

You take the phone.. Dial 800-simchasquad.. All you say is "emergency at 123 nisayon street.."  within minutes they arrive, not one, not two, twenty of them.. Boom boxes in hand, they burst through your front door, grab you, draw you into this most amazing ance, you dance, and dance, until you collapse.

The squad leaves and you are high, your serotonin levels have peaked.. your impulse was crushed, and you head to bed for a peaceful nights sleep..

Would make a neat Purim video..  ;D



Only the arrogant can humble themselves, only dishonest can turn honest.

Only the ill can be healed, only the fallen can rise from the ashes.

I AM DETERMINED LIKE CRAZY! AND WITH THE HELP OF HASHEM NOTHING WILL STOP ME. NOTHING IN THE WORLD
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Re: The simcha squad 28 Nov 2011 05:17 #126926

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i like you already, new friend! ;D
Baby steps.
If the road is pulling you down, it's a sign that you are going uphill, so just press harder on the gas!

Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans.
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Re: The simcha squad 28 Nov 2011 15:07 #126957

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I can hear them already.....

"RABBI NACHMAN, NACHMAN MEUMAN, NACHMAN MEUMAN, RABBI NACHMAN MEUMAN.........."

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


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Re: The simcha squad 28 Nov 2011 18:29 #126994

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beautiful idea, Stopping!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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