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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 05 May 2011 20:16 #105288

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	ben durdayah wrote on 05 May 2011 20:11: No chance that I can play designated driver. Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 04 May 2011 19:32: "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 05 May 2011 21:50 #105311

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Wow!!
Now we are talking!!
OK. As the recruiting coach I will analyze each application so far since my last post.

heuni memass wrote on 05 May 2011 20:05:

got my new glove for the game. Now i need to sit on it till log b'omer.

Just curious: Was that Ad Ve'ad Bichlal? It seems to be on this team you have to be sitting on the glove during the game. Please let me know.

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 04 May 2011 18:18:

is anyone else ready to have a real baseball game on Lag Ba'omer?
anyone not wanting to break anonymity can wear a paper bag over their head with eyeholes...

Ok. 2 things.
#1 - I'm in!! You call for a real game somewhere in the tri-state area, and I'll show up ready to play. No mask. (That should scare off the other guys!!)
#2 - If that game shapes up to be anything like this "virtual" one, they could leave the bag on without the holes!!!

ben durdayah wrote on 05 May 2011 20:11:

No chance that I can play designated driver. I was just joking. In reality, I could down more Woodford in a sitting than Reb Bard's (Heh heh, if he's still lurking around here, I bet that'll get him out of hiding...).

Ok. So you could be the designated drunk who runs on the field and ends up spending the night in jail!! (We'll come bail you out. Eventually!!)
Or you could just be the designated Mascot.

And Finally:
ZemirosShabbos wrote on 05 May 2011 20:15:

maybe we can add some non-athletic entertainment for the more sedentary elements
antique truck show in the parking lot
possum trapping tournament
roadkill-cholent cook-off
sushi wrapping contest

maybe Billy the kickboxing instructor can be the umpire
perhaps we can get the Rebbe to give the pre-game invocation, blessing of the pinstripes and the presentation of Bardichev's Bat

If you do any of that possum roadkill stuff, you are gonna need a new designated Rebbe!!!
You Are Nuts!!!
You'd be perfect for this team!!

I am special
I was chosen for this special mission.
I must succeed.
Klal Yisroel needs me.
Hashem needs me.
Chizuk From the Parsha www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3456.0
Letter From YH www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3445.0;attach=1631

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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 05 May 2011 22:07 #105316

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T.O., T.O.!

communication error!
there are rebbes and there are rebbes. there is the melameid dardeki and there is the admor. and ne'er shall the twain meet. (ok, maybe they do...).

on GYE the admor is the heiliger bardichever, may live and be well, er zull inz firen ankegen moshiach bb'a, who is currently tending to the new stock of Woodford in the wilds of Kentucky and not active on the forum.
he is the ba'al mechaber of Bardichev's ~~Bottle~~ ~~Battle~~ Bat, and was requested to give the invocation and blessing.

our favorite rebbi, as in teacher and guide for our dear children, is Reb Yid, may he live and be well and never need to use his ruler for anything other than measuring the Laffy Taffies that he gives out to his students.
Reb Yid is asked to give the invocation in nusach Ashkenaz, sing 'nu bo dan Temple shiro' from the Hagadah and distribute Slivovitz Laffy Taffy to the crowd.
Reb Yid wrote on 05 May 2011 21:50:

You Are Nuts!!!

since you are a rebbe you might be glad to know that there is a simple method of teaching brachos over nuts: all nuts are Ha'etz besides peanuts and donuts.

Zemiros was recently nominated as president and might throw out the first pitch...

Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 05 May 2011 22:09 #105317

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	ZemirosShabbos wrote on 05 May 2011 22:07: Zemiros was recently nominated as president and might throw out the first pitch... Why would you want to throw it out? We want to save it!
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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 05 May 2011 22:51 #105321

Reb Yid OFFLINE Gold Boarder TKO the YH Posts: 274 Karma: 10	It's a good thing this roster is not like my classroom, or we would have no game. I teach in a strictly "nut free" environment!!! (Well, over here we get all this nuttiness for free, so I guess it could work...........) :
	I am special I was chosen for this special mission. I must succeed. Klal Yisroel needs me. Hashem needs me. Chizuk From the Parsha www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3456.0 Letter From YH www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3445.0;attach=1631 Last Edit: by .

Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 05 May 2011 23:10 #105322

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Reb Yid wrote on 05 May 2011 22:51:

It's a good thing this roster is not like my classroom, or we would have no game.
I teach in a strictly "nut free" environment!!!

(Well, over here we get all this nuttiness for free, so I guess it could work...........) :

Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 23 Jul 2010 00:02:

The following is excerpted from a conversation on the I AM ABOUT TO FALL! thread:

DovInIsrael wrote on 15 Apr 2010 20:36:

I am such a nut sometimes.

You are a a WALLnut; you belong on the WALL OF HONOR!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Heiliger R' Chazak Amenu, You seem to be an ALMOND = ALL-MEND

GUARD is OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD!

He must be an ASTRO-NUT!!!

Doesn't the Yetzer Horah LOVE it when we lack clarity as to where we are headed. When we turn into a HAZE-LNUT???

...and when he starts bombarding you, just cover yourself with a shell........ like a PISTACHIO NUT. :D

Is the Bardichever Rebbe a member in the GYE RABBA-NUT??

Chazak Amenu wrote on 15 Apr 2010 23:07:

nut, nut, nut, nut, nut nut, nut, nut, nut,nut! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! IF I HEAR THE WORD NUT ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO SCREAM!!!... but by all means go ahead i won't tell you what NUT to do!

You win!
I will NUT _(not) say it again!

DovInIsrael wrote on 15 Apr 2010 23:10:

you are all crazy!

you belong in the nut-house !

almonds. peanuts. wallnuts. we got them all - get your nuts here!

there !

now that I got that off my chest, he'll probably tell me Im a CHESTNUT!

oy!!!

Anyone has a suggestion who the crazy COCO-NUT is?

Answer: All those others who didn't come to GYE - yet.

Chazak Amenu wrote on 15 Apr 2010 23:14:

does anyone think this is becoming a pineNUTless (pointless) conversation?

DovInIsrael wrote on 15 Apr 2010 23:16:

ok - gentleman....

how many nuts does it take to fill an apartment ?

10!!!

get it???

10-nuts!!

(ten-nuts...tenants.

tough crowd tonight ! )

Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros
Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!

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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 05 May 2011 23:18 #105325

Reb Yid OFFLINE Gold Boarder TKO the YH Posts: 274 Karma: 10	I rest my case. But I guess we are all in good company!!
	I am special I was chosen for this special mission. I must succeed. Klal Yisroel needs me. Hashem needs me. Chizuk From the Parsha www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3456.0 Letter From YH www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3445.0;attach=1631 Last Edit: by .

Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 06 May 2011 12:51 #105358

Reb Yid OFFLINE Gold Boarder TKO the YH Posts: 274 Karma: 10	Here's an oldie but goodie. It's amazing how after so many years, you still just have to laugh when you hear this. Good Shabbos to all!!! Attachments: This attachment is hidden for guests. Please log in or register to see it.
	I am special I was chosen for this special mission. I must succeed. Klal Yisroel needs me. Hashem needs me. Chizuk From the Parsha www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3456.0 Letter From YH www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3445.0;attach=1631 Last Edit: by .

Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 06 May 2011 14:41 #105364

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	;D :D ;D :D ;D that one is a timeless classic! thanks
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 08 May 2011 15:30 #105429

geshertzarmeod OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Like a bridge over troubled water. Posts: 595 Karma: 3	Sorry Im joining late, it just my procrastinating nature but Im game! Better late than never. Name: Gesher Tzar Meod Occupation: Mechanech Position: crash (position) but i used to pitch until a line drive came right back at me reason: better than being bored because we know where that leads!
	ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo ולבי חלל בקרבי לולא האמנתי לראות בטוב ה' בארץ חיים Last Edit: by .

Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 18 May 2011 20:21 #106308

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	i hope everyone is doing push-ups and eating lots of pasta in preparation for the game
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 18 May 2011 21:25 #106317

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	If you're eating milchigs before the game, be sure to do keenewach vihoduhchuh. The cholent is fleishigs.
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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 19 May 2011 18:28 #106380

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Ok.
I took batting practice today.
I also took fielding practice.
I also took pitching practice.
(It seems like other than cheerleading, I will be doing everything else!!)

I recruited my kids as "Practice Squad Members".
I struck out my 3 year old on 4 pitches!! (one pitch was outside)
I hit a bullet line drive right past my 6 year old.
And I caught every bunt that my 8 year old daughter hit my way.

CONCLUSION: If we play against underage children, we've got it made!!!

I can't wait!!!

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Re: Lag Baomer Baseball Game 25 May 2011 18:11 #106851

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	um, er, is there Pesach Sheni for Lag Ba'omer baseball games?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .