PART 8

HESHY WE ARE GOING TO A REAL NICE PLACE FOR A NICE QUIET NIGHT OUT

CHANY, WHO'S IDEA IS THIS?

YA' KNOW HESHY YOU ARE UNDER SUCH STRESS MAYBE WE JUST RELAX AND ENJOY

OK OK I WILL

CHANY YOU REALLY LOOK GOOD TONIGHT

CHANY THINKING.. MAMELAH DON'T LOSE YOUR COOL WHATEVER HE SAYS
IS OK

YES HESH. I TRIED

WHERE ARE WE GOING IS IT A SURPRISE?

CHANY THINKING AGAIN.. GOOD HE IS RELAXING HE IS CALMING DOWN..

'WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SURPRISED?"

NAH! I"M GOOD

LET'S GO TO  GRANDENE'S ITS A COOL PLACE ON THE RIVER

I MADE RESERVATIONS ITS GLATT CHASSIDSH OK HESH??

HESHY DRIVING BLACKCBERRYING .. SOUNDS.. ONE SECOND YEAH SOUNDS GOOD

QUIET.. QUIET..

OK THE GPS SAYS WERE HERE

HESHY ONE FAVOR..PLEASE..

WHAT?

LEAVE THE BLACKBERRY IN THE CAR IT'S A SEGULAH FOR US TO HAVE FUN OK OK

SMALL TALK MENU.. ORDER,, DRINKS.. SMALL TALK.. MAIN DISH...

HESH CAN WE TALK ABOUT US FOR A FEW MINUTES

YESS

ARE YOU UPSET AT ME?

YES! NO! I MEAN WHY? WHAT? DID YOU DO SOMETHING THAT I SHOULD BE UPSET ABOUT? CHANY WHATS THE POINT HERE?

HESHY YOU SEE YOU SEEM A LITTLE UPSET AND I WAS WONDERING HOW I CAN HELP?

CHANIE YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

YESS

YOU AND YANKELEH ARE REALLY CLOSE AND I AM VERY JEALOUS BUT IF YOU TELL HIM WHAT I TOLD YOU I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

HESHY? CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION WITHOUT HURTING YOU?

DO WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BOY?

YES.

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN

CHANIE!I HATE THIS BINAH MISHPACHA GARBAGE! WHY IS IT MY FAULT! ENOUGH WITH THIS SILLY PSYCHOLOGY!

HESHY.

YES.

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BOY.

HE IS A CHTUZPINYAKK

HE IS UNGRATEFUL

IT'S MOMMY THIS MOMMY THAT

HE HAS BIG PROBLEMS

LIKE WHAT HESHY?

HE IS A HUGE BAAL TAAVA

HE IS INTO GIRLS MAGAZINES HE DOESN’T WATCH HIS EYES IN THE STREET. I KNOW I AM NOT PERFECT BUT HE IS IN YESHIVAH HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER

HOW HESHY?

HE NEEDS TO KNOW. HE SHOULD BE AN EHRLICHER BOY AND NOT SO ..

HESHY?

CHANIE IF YOU START TURNING THE TABLES ON ME AND SAYING THAT THE WAY I ACT OR THE THINGS I LIKE ARE .. ACCH I HATE THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION WHATS THE POINT??

HESHY?

HESHY CALM CHILL OUT . THE BOY IS A BOY HE “NEEDS” YOU MORE THAN HE “NEEDS” ME

CHANIE? YOU MEAN IT?

YESS 100%

SO WHY IS HE SOO CHUTZPADIKK

HESHY? LETS NOT GO THERE WHATEVER I SAY YOU WILL SAY IM COVERING UP

SO LETS WORK ON FOSTERING A LOVING RELATIONSHIP

YOU CAN GUIDE HIM TEACH HIM SHOW HIM

HESHY YOU ARE SO SMART AND TALENTED EVERYONE COMES TO YOU FOR ADVICE HESHY ALL YOU NEED IS ALITTLE RESOLVE!

CHANIE

YOU WIN

I WILL TRY

BUT.. IF HE CAUSES TROUBLE I WILL…

HESHY . YOU SAID YOU’LL TRY

OK OK

I sense a certain fidgiting and  iratablity in Heshy, like he can't enjoy the meal (sort like a smoker waiting for his next nicotine fix) did he leave the BlackBerry in the car?

Great story! loved the line re the bina mishpacha ;D

This is so real life that its frightening.

We can see ourselves in it one way or another, more or less.

I hope we will have a "What Do We Learn From This Story?" chapter by chapter of what went wrong & Learn,

1) For those of us that haven't gotten into this problem, from what to stay away from. &

2) For those of us stuck in it already what we can do to fix it.

                                      PART 9

HI

hi

HI

___

I"M YANKY

ok

( UCCHH I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS)

ARE YOU THE THE BABY SITTER?

yes

I AM YANKY

yes you mentioned.

UM OK

( I REALLY DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS UCHHH .. I THOUGHT GIRLS ARE FUN TO TALK TO ..AND THEY WANT TO SHMOOZE.. SHE IS LIKE TOTALLY NOT INTERSTED..UCCHH
SO MUCH FOR MY GRAND PLAN )

ARE YOU RUCHY SCHWARTZ? ( WOW I GOT A QUESTION)

yes

(LONG ANSWER TO A SHORT QUESTION OR THE OPPOSITE .. I STINK AT THIS ..UCHH)

hey

(OOOOH SHE IS TAKLING TO ME)

YESS YESSS

I don't talk to boys

(UCHH)

OH ( BLUSHING LIKE A STOP SIGN)

beside your mother said you wouldn't be here..so one of us will have to leave..OK?

UMM ( BEYOND BLUSHING I THINK I WILL VOMIT YANKIE YOU NUT!! )

UMM.. UHH.. OK I AM GOING TO MAARIV AND TO MY BABBY'S HOUSE 

ONE LAST THING ACTUALLY 2

yes

DON'T TELL MY PARENTS I WAS HERE OK? OK?

ok

ANOTHER THING

yes

SORRY I EVEN ...


OUTSIDE:

SO YANKY HAPPY WITH YOUR BIG TRY AT REBELLION UCHHH!

SO WHY DOES IT LOOK SO EXCITING?

DID I DO THE WRONG THING? YES

CAN I GET IN TROUBLE ? GOOD CHANCE

UCHHH ALL I NEED NOW IS THIS WEIRDO RUCHY SCWARTZ TO TELL TATTY  THAT I WAS TRYING .. UCHH I FEEL SICK.. MAYBE THIS WHOLE STINT  IS NOT FOR ME... MAYBE I SHOULD JUST APPLY MYSELF HARDER IN YESHIVAH... FORGET ABOUT ALL THE "SHTISSIM".. DAVEN EHRLICH.. LEARN WITH MORE HASMADAH..

SLACH LANU AVEENU KI CHATANUU.. PSS. HASHEM IT'S ME YANKIE I"M IN MIDDLE OF GETTING IN TROUBLE ..
HASHEM PLEASE MAKE SURE RUCHY SCWARTZ DOESN'T TATTLE ON ME.. PLEASE HASHEM .. I WILL GIVE IT ALL UP..

MCAHL LANU MAKLEINU .. REALLY I'M DONE WITH ALL THE "SHTISSIM' NO MORE LOOKING AT MOMMYS MAGAZINES..TATTYS BLACKBERRY..MOMMYS LAPTOP..NO MORE LIBRARY BOOKS.. I AM NOT READY TO BECOME A .. I REAALY REALLY WILL BE GOOD!!

Does Moshiach come in the end? The suspense is killing me!

This thread is great and I find chizuk in it.  If Yanky's story is so common then it's not that hard to do a better job.  You don't need to be a perfect parent, just don't be Heshy.

On the Chareidi Classic post, I don't think it's so simple.  Every generation is different with different nisyonos.  Although going back to a simpler time is appealing, it's not realistic.  We're more affluent today, more integrated than we were a generation ago, so we've changed, and the world has changed even more.  The level of connectivity and access to negative influences is not only greater than it was, it's IMPOSSIBLE to restrict or control completely.  For these reasons, chinuch today CANNOT be what it was a generation ago.  We need to build our children from the inside out.  They can't be taught to hate or reject the outside world, they have to learn to love and revere the world of Kedusha. The older generation used simple messages but faced less resistance.  We have to light the fire of Ahavas Hashem in our children (Dov knows how to do that...enter stage right).

                                PART 10

Heshy thanks I really had a good time.

Driving.blackberrying.

Ya me also wha..

Hey Chan?

Where is Yanki all night?

Umm I got a baby sitter and I told him not to stay home

He better have not SAYED HOME...

Calm Hesh calm




I'm calm ok

But if he was hanging out with that girl I will..

Heshy we had such a nice evening cmon..

Come on ? Come on ?    CALM!! GUTTIN HIMMEL                 
Yichud? Talking to girls..

In my house!

Heshy you are assuming

Ok but if I am right... boy do I have the right to...



Hi Ruchy were home where the kids good?

Yes

Ok my husband will pay you

Heshy says , One second miss babysitter .. Was Yanky here (very nasty tone)

Yy..e.ss..

HE WAS HERE WITH YOU!!

Um for a second..

DID HE TALK TO YOU??

Umm y..no..I mean

LISTEN YOUNG LADY..DID HE SAY TWO WORDS TO YOU??

Yes (frightened)

THATS IT!!!

WHERE IS HE??

Umm I will leave I must go.. You don't have to pay me (BURSTS OUT IN TEARS LOOKS TO RUN FOR THE DOOR)

NEVER COME BACK HERE YOU ..!!

I won't

Door opens in walks Yanki

YANKI YOU LITTLE CHAZIR!! OUT OUT OUT
GO HOME WITH THE GIRLFRIEND OUT!

Ta..

NO TA

Tatty..

OUT FIND ANOTHER PLACE

Tatty..

I wasn't home for..

YOU LIAR SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE ...
AND YOU SHMOOZED...
IAM NOT A FOOL.. I KNOW THESE GAMES!!
YOU CHAZIR YANKI..
AM I BLIND I WALK IN TO MY HOUSE AND I SEE A CARD ON THE TABLE..
TO: YANKI

.. HELLO ..I'm RIGHT!! YANKY WHAT'S THIS GIRL WRITING YOU CARDS??
CARDS ..SHMOOZING AND YOU COME IN AFTER I RETURN TO MAKE BELEIVE.. YOU LITTLE RASCAL

HAHA YOU TRICK DIDN'T WORK I CAUGHT YOU!!!
YANKI OUT!!
OUT!

OUT!

OUT!

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
jst crying for all yanky's, heshy's , and heshy's wives out there...

Reb B.

You better have #11 here the first thing in the morning.

I hope I can sleep after reading this.

Reb B, you should write a book! (or comic strip  )

nu...suspense is mounting....

                                                    PART 11

heshy heshy!!

he's our son!!

CHANI BUTT OUT!

heshy we will lose him forever lets not do this out of kaas(anger)

let's go inside close the door take a deep breath and talk it out!

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO LOSE????!!!

heshy ! lets say you win but lets close the door and bring yankie inside

once he is in we will use your chinuch expertise I won't contradict you

OK CHANIE YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR BOTH OF YOU WILL....

DOOR CLOSES YANKIE IS SHIVERING

THE GOOD MOMMY CHANIE BREAKS THE ICE

yankie you need to talk to us ..but  this time.. tatty will run the conver..sa..

YANKIE!!!! I AM MAD!!

yankie thinking: I know

MAD!! MAD !! MAD!!

YOU ARE LUCKY YOUR PRETTY MOTHER LOVES YOU OR ...

WHAT WENT ON HERE!!?? YICHUD WITH THE BABYSITTER!! IN MY HOUSE!!

YANKIE ARE YOU A LOWLIFE

YANKIE THINKING: I WILL BE QUIET TILL HE CALMS DOWN, WHY DOES HE HATE MOMMY??, WHAT DID SHE DO??
I WILL SHOW HIM ONE DAY WHAT HE HAS IN A WIFE!! UCHH I NEED TO VOMIT.. CONTINUE DAD.. CALM..CALM..

YANKIE ARE YOU LISTENING?

YY..YESS TTATTY

GOOD

YANKIE CAN YOU ANSWER ..SOME QUESTIONS.. OK LET ME TAKE A DEEP BREATH..

WERE YOU ALONE WITH THE BABYSITTER?

NO

DID YOU TALK TO HER?

I HAD NO CONVERSATION WITH HER

SMART ALLECK TALK TALK DID YOU SAY ANY THING TO HER??

YES TATTY I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE IN MY ADOLESCENT CURIOSITY I ATTEMPTED TO GET HER TO TALK TO ME BUT I FELL FLAT ON MY FACE ..SO I LEFT THE HOUSE .. (CRYING NOW) AND... I WAS MEKABEL...

AHA!!! MOIDEH BEMIKTZAS!! AHA YOU SEE CHANIE HE IS A REAL "CHAMER_EIZEL" MY SON??!! WOW

chanie thinking.. yess your son how funny

YANKIE WHY DID THE BABYSITTER WRITE YOU A LOVE LETTER??

TA I HAVE NO IDEA YOU CAN KEEP THE LETTER AND DO WHAT YOU WISH WITH IT

I HAVE NOTHING WITH THE BABYSITTER I AM GOING TO YESHIVAH TOMORROW AND I AM FORGETTING ABOUT THIS WHOLE ISSUE IT'S ALL BEHIND ME NOW

ALL I WILL DO IS GIVE YOU NACHAS..AND I WONT GET IN YOUR WAY.. HAVE A NICE NIGHT !!

TATTY FUMING!!!

HE WENT TO HIS ROOM THAT LITTLE SNEAK!! CHANIE YOU DIDN'T HELP ME!!! YOU LEFT ME LOOKING LIKE A FOOL

heshy you said you are the expert I was quiet ..you threatened me with seperation if I get involved so I did as I was commanded I kept quiet..

heshy you can't have it both ways

I KNOW NOW I LOOK LIKE A BIG FOOL AND TOMORROW THE TWO OF YOU WILL GO FOR ICE CREAM AND CELEBRATE MY LOSERNESS!!!! I HATE MYSELF!!!! UCHHH!! I AM SUCH A BAD FATHER!!!

heshy calm down he said the truth..whats wrong alittle

ACCHH CHANIE HE WAS COVERING UP !

LOOK I HAVE A LETTER ! PROOF!!

heshy the boy gave you the letter ,obviously he has nothing to hide

i am not so curious .. read it at your ..leisure

I WILL

yanki emus''sh

your rebbi ,rabbi weinfeld called he asked me to remind you to bring in a mishnayos pesachim to class tomorrow:

rs

the babbysitter

Gevaldiggggg!

Does yanky end up marrying ruchi in the end? I am SO curious! When is the next episode?
(I think I'm missing something here)

P.S. Is Ruchi Shwartz the sister of Yakov Shwartz?

                                                PART 12

I HATE RABBI WEINBERG

heshy are YOU in the eight grade? what did rabbi weinberg do to you?

cmon' admit it he is a great Rebbe for yanki you hate him because without knowing he toppled you little house of cards. You wanted to trap  yanki. You see he did no wrong.So now you hate Rabbi Weinberg.

I HATE HIM!!!

heshy you are acting like a sore loser

I HATE HIM!!!

my gosh he calls to remind....

SHUT UP CHANI!!!

oops

I HATE....

CHANIE: HESHY CAREFUL I CAN GET MAD TOO! DON'T MAKE ME LOSE CONTROL

UCHHHH IWASN'T GONNA SAY I HATE YOU CMON' CHANI I JUST CAN'T STAND THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS SOOOO
PERFECT AND RIGHT AND I AM A BUMBLING LOSER!! UCHHH! WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOU ARE ALREADY GYMMED HEALTHY BREAKFAST PEFRECT MAKE UP.. WROTE NOTES FOR THE KIDS.. KISSES TO ALL THE KIDS..
DRESSED TO KILL AND ME ME ME UCHHH I AM NOT A FAT LOSER !! YOU HEAR THAT CHANI!! DO YOU HEAR!!

heshy I have a feeling were this conversation is going

AGAIN MRS PERFECT!!! DID I MARRY  A WOMAN WHO IS HUMAN OR A BARBIE DOLL THAT IS MY THIRD GRADE TEACHER UCHHH! WHEREVER I GO CHANIE THIS CHANIE THAT CHESSED THIS CHESSED THAT..
YOU ARE A BIG SHOWOFF!! UCHHHH YOU ARE A BARBIE DOLL THATS IT !! 
GEPASKENED!!
MAYBE ON YANKIS BAR-MITZVAH INITATION WE WILL WRITE..HESHY AND BARBIE FRIEDSTIEN CORDIALLY INVITE YOU...

heshy you are embarassing me! and even if i don't say so all the time "you are hurting me now"

AGAIN THE BIG FAT LOSER HESHY IS HOMER SIMPSON IS WRONG AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!!
UCHHHH CHANI PERFECT AND HESHY LOSER!!!

I HATE RABBI WEINBERG!!!

(CHANIE THINKING..THIS GUY IS CRACKING UP!! HE REALLY NEEDS HELP POOR RABBI WEINBERG WHAT ON EARTH DID HE DO WRONG.. WHAT DID YANKIE DO WRONG.. WHAT DID I DO WRONG

LET THE POOR GUY FALL ASLEEP .. I MUST CALL RABBI WEINBERG AND WARN HIM THIS IS DANGEROUS)

HELLO CHESKY WEINBERG SPEAKING

HI IT'S CHANIE UMM MRS FREIDSTIEN YANKIES MOTHER..SORRY SO LATE.. MY HUSBAND.. YANKIE.. THE BABYSITTER..I AM DOING THIS TO SAVE 3 PEOPLE ME YOU AND YANKIE..YES YES OF COURSE A FOURTH ,HESHY..

BUT.. YOU CAN HELP..WOW.. YOUR CELL NUMBER?.. WOW I CAN TEXT YOU ..REALLY RABBI WEINBERG THATS SO NICE OF YOU..KEEP AN EYE ON MY BOY HE IS MY LIFE..I SEE YOU UNDERSTAND.
BYE!

uh oh.