PART 5
MOMMY: PSST YANK ITS ME, MOMMY OPEN YOUR DOOR
ME: “IS TATTY WITH YOU?”
MOMMY:JUST OPEN THE DOOR SHE IS LAUGHING AGAIN (WHAT A SPORT)
YANK, LISTEN YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO TATTY
ME: WHAT? I SAID NOTHING AND I WAS JUST A LITTLE FRESH I DIDN’T CALL ANY NAMES HE JUST FLIPS OUT.
MOMMY:TZADDIK LISTEN ITS ALL FROM HASHEM PLEASE (SHE REALLY IS SUCH A FRUMMY ON THE INSIDE)
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO A PERSON IS “BASHERT” FROM HASHEM
GO ASK HIM MECHILAA WE CAN STILL HAVE A WONDERFUL SHABBOS
ME: WHAT DID I DO??
MOMMY: (TALKING TO HERSELF SHE NEVER DOES) NOTHING NOTHING LIKE ME
ME: WHAT?
MOMMY: JUST SAY I AM SORRY HE HAS A LOT ON HIS MIND
WHATS THE MATTER?
MOMMY:HE IS SCARED YOU WILL BECOME A BUMB
ME: ME A BUMB ?? I AM JUST AREGULAR KID
MOMMY:HE THINKS YOU ARE INTO GIRLS
WHAT?? ME I AM JUST AREGULAR KID?
MOMMY:YANKELEH (OUCH SHE IS IN BIG TROUBLE IF SHE IS ALSO YANKEHLEH-ING ME)
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
ME: YESS MA DON’T SAY THAT TWICE
MOMMY:DO IT FOR ME! (OUCH AGAIN)
ME: MA ONE SECOND!
AM I BECOMING A BUMB?
MOMMY:NO!
ME: AM I ANY DIFFERENT THAN YOU WANT ME TO BE
MOMMY:NO!
ME: ARE YOU DIFFERENT THAN TATTY WANTS YOU TO BE??
(MOMMY HUGS ME SO HARD I FEEL MY NECK CRACKING)
SHE WHISPERS IN MY EAR “ I AM WHAT TATTY WANTS ME TO BE”
YOU WONT UNDERSTAND TILL YOU GET OLDER
ME: MA! ME AND YOU ARE ON THE SAME TEAM I WILL DO IT FOR YOU !!
AS LONG AS I KNOW I AM NOT A BUMB IN YOUR EYES I AM COOL AS YOU!!
MOMMY:THAT’S MY BOY!!