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Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 18:06 #28464

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	G - you mean "unbearable", no? - D
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by Montrealman45.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 18:27 #28472

kanesher OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 505 Karma: 0	I think we should start a horror movie series. The next one should be "Harry's Shvigger"
	Last Edit: by foremost_cheese.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 18:27 #28473

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	dov wrote on 15 Nov 2009 18:06: G - you mean "unbearable", no? - D Praying for minors sure is different than preying on minors! Neither is bearable in this case!
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by Me3480.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 18:28 #28474

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	kanesher wrote on 15 Nov 2009 18:27: I think we should start a horror movie series. The next one should be "Harry's Shvigger" NOT A CHANCE! They'll all be calling her 7up and anyway, my nerves are shot already.
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by fightingforkedusha.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 18:43 #28476

the.guard Current streak: 805 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6438 Karma: 138	G - you mean "unbearable", no? - D Actually, I meant bearable... I just admitted my fears and faced them. I said, "Hashem, I am afraid. I can't bear the suspense. Please bear with* me"*. And He did. And now the suspense is bearable.
	Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest. Last Edit: 15 Nov 2009 18:45 by moving forward.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 18:55 #28479

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	guardureyes wrote on 15 Nov 2009 18:43: G - you mean "unbearable", no? - D Actually, I meant bearable... I just admitted my fears and faced them. I said, "Hashem, I am afraid. I can't bear the suspense. Please bear with* me"*. And He did. And now the suspense is bearable. : : :
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by Happinessbitachon.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 19:50 #28484

lamed vavnik OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 1	don't take him home ! let 'im rot a while ! he hasn't suffered nearly enuf to change ! he'll lie thru his teeth and go right back to it again ! > > >
	Last Edit: by Sacha.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 19:55 #28487

kanesher OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 505 Karma: 0	If she was a real lamdenet she'd get a get al t'nay!
	Last Edit: by Jumjoe.

Re: HARRYS SON 15 Nov 2009 21:05 #28497

bardichev

PART 26

SIR SHE DID NOT HANG UP ON YOU!!CALM DOWN!!

WHEN CAN I CALL HER AGAIN?

IN 24 HOURS OR WHEN YOU LAWYER COMES .

WHY DIDN’T I JUST TALK QUICK? AND ACCEPT WHATEVER SHE SAID?

I DON’T KNOW I’m NOT YOU .NOW YOU WILL GO BACK TO THE HOLDING PEN.

WHAT??AGAIN THE HOLDING PEN?? HEY I AM NOT A CRIMINAL!! LET ME GO!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO MY LAWYER THIS IS NOT FREEDOM .IT’S NOT FAIR!!

SIR THIS IS A FINAL WARNING ,BEHAVE CALM DOWN.OR YOU WILL END UP IN SOLITARY

HEY NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! I AM NOT GOING TO SOLITARY I AM SITTING IN THE LOBBY TILL MY LAWYER COMES. I KNOW THE SARGENT I USED TO BRING DONUTS HERE.

MOVE IT !GET INTO THE PEN .AND HERE IS A LITTLE REMINDER TO BEHAVE.

OUCH!! YOU CAN’T KICK ME THIS IS NOT RUSSIA! OUCH!! OOOH !! I WILL MAKE YOU GUYS PAY FOR THIS I AM NOT A CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE!!

IN THE SLAMMER! SEE YA IN 24 HOURS.ENJOY!

HEY YO! HARRY. YOZE GOTTA BE HAVIN’ YOZE CANT MESS WIFF DEEZ COPS HERE.
HI MA NAME IS "KALEED" IZE BEEN IN AN OUTTA HERE MO’ TIMES THAN YOUZE GOES TO THA BANK. HERE IN THE PEN YOU ACT LIKE A GOOD BOY.WHEN YO LAWYER SHOW UP YOZE TELL EM WHO HIT .YOZE OK? NOW BE HAVIN!

IM NOT A CRIMINAL

CMON HARRY YOZE DONE SUMFIN’ YOZE POBABALY RIPPED OFF DA BANK. HE HE. OR WASHED SOME BEN FRANKLINS FO’ GUYS LIKE ME .HEH HEH!

IM NOT A CRIMINAL

YOZE GOTTA FAMILY??

NO. YES. UHHH I’M NOT SURE. UHH YESS I DO.

GOOD MAN GOOD YOZE BROTHAS WILL BAIL YOU OUT.MEEZ GOTTA JIST WORK DA SYSTEM.YOZE BROTHAS GOTTA LOTTA MONIES.HEH HEH

UM YES. NO.. I’m IN TROUBLE

OHHH I SEEZ YO’ MESSED WIFF DA WIFE SHEEZ MAD .SHEEZ WANTS YOZE TO ROT IN DA PEN FO A COUPLA DAYZ.HEH HEH

SOMETHING LIKE THAT

YOUZE BETTA BEHAVE IN DA PEN HERE,CUZ BIG BOOGE MANS COPS COME HERE ALL DA TIME.
NO ONE LIKES GUYS WHO DON’T RESPECT WOMEN
MAN.GUESS WHAT?YOUZE GONNA GET BEAT UP UP ONCE YOUZE GET TO DA ‘SIXTH BORO OF NEW YORK’

WHATS THAT?

CMON HARRY DON’T PLAY STOOPID .RIKERS ISLAND! YOUZE GONNA BE IN DA DEVILS PLAYGROUND.MAN YOU GONNA GET WHIPPED!!HEH HEH

HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE??

'STOO LATE HARRY?YOUZE NEEDA LAWYAH AND THE WIFE BEIN' MAD AT YA ..SHEESH YOUZE GOTTA REAAL DOOZEER.

I’M NOT A CRIMINAL,KALEED

HEH HEH,HARRY AND I’M NOT A PUSHAH!

IM NOT A BAD GUY ..JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD.
KALEED DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE BIBLE?

YOZE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME IZE LOVE THAT STUFF THE SINGIN AND THE CHANTIN OHH BABY!

I DIDN’T FOLLOW THE BIBLE. NOW I’m STUCK LIKE A LOSER SHEH-BILOSER IM "OIF GEHAKKTEH TZOORIS"
I REALLY DIDN’T HURT ANYONE .ONLY MYSELF.I DID MY LITTLE THING.

HEH HEH! MAN YOUZE DONE SOME BAD STUFF IZE SEE IT IN YOUZE EYES!

YOUZE MESSIN AROUND YOUZE LOOK LIKE A RABBI BUT YOUZE A BIG BAD GUY IN A LOTTA TROUBLES.
YOUZE GONNA GET YOUZE HEAD KICKED IN IN RIKERS.HEH HEH.
YOUZE GOTTA GET BAILED OUT BEFORE YOUZE GET TO RIKERS MAN.
YOUZE BAD!!I SEE IT YOUZE DA WORST YOUZE LOOK GOOD BUT YOUZE REAL BAD.

KALEED YOU ARE RIGHT.I NEGLECTED MY WIFE AND KIDS.I REALLY WAS VERY VERY SELFISH, I REALLY MADE BAD CHOICES.KALEED YOU ARE RIGHT.
I AM IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.I CANT EVEN COUNT ON THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE ME.

YOUZE GOTTA BEHAVE FOR ONE MO DAY.CALL THE WIFE SAY SORRY
LET HER BRING THE BIG BILLS AND YOUZE GOIN HOME

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SAY SORRY*OUCH!* KALEED DON’T HIT ME!

HEY ONE SMACK ON THE FACE WOULDA SET YOUZE STRAIGHT A WHILE BACK.
YOUZE BEG HER FO FO-GIVENESS. HEH HEH.YOUZE GOTTA FESS UP.

I KNOW.BUT IM TOO PROUD*OUCH OUCH* POLICE!!

HARRY SHUT UP! IZE GONNA GET YOUZE OUTTA HERE BUT YOUZE GOTTA BE-HAVE.

*OUCHHHH*

HARRY ISS TOOLATE THE BOOGIE MANS ARE HERE.STOOPID. WHY YOUZE CALLED DA COPS .
HEY THEY WILL LOCK YOU UP .ME NO ONE TOUCHES.THEY KNOW ME AROUND HERE.
GOOD LUCK YOUZE GONNA NEED IT!
LAST SHOT HARRY, SAY SORRY TO DA MISSUS.

FREIDSTIEN:YOU ARE OFF TO SOLITARY!

WHAT?WHY?

YOU WERE FIGHTING IN THE PEN.AND YOU NEED SOLITARY.

LAST CHANCE.PLEASE

SOLITARY! IT IS!

- - - -
HI MADAM.HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

I AM LOOKING FOR MY HUSBAND..I CHECKED EVERY PRECINCT..

NAME?

HARRY FREIDSTIEN.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOOOOOOO!!HAHAHAHAAH!!!!

IS HE HERE?

HAHAH YES. HE IS IN SOLITARY.
BUT NOW THAT WE MET YOU WE WILL TEACH HIM A LESSON OR TWO.HAHAHAHAH

NO NO DON’T HURT HIM.

WHY NOT LADY? HAVE NO MERCY ON THE MERCILESS!!HAHAH .LADY TAKE MY ADVICE .LET HIM ROT!!

Last Edit: 15 Nov 2009 21:13 by abicapo.

Re: HARRYS SON 16 Nov 2009 00:25 #28533

the.guard Current streak: 805 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6438 Karma: 138	OUCHHHH
	Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest. Last Edit: by bandaid.

Re: HARRYS SON 16 Nov 2009 02:29 #28539

letakain OFFLINE Platinum Boarder KOTNMW Posts: 5036 Karma: 64	sits frozen with mouth agape
	I am proud of myself today because of who I am becoming with progress, not perfection one day at a time I am a pickle, and I'll never be a cucumber again. and pickles are YUM! my thread: guardyoureyes.com/forum/6-Women-on-the-way-to-90-Days/248941-Letakains-internet-addiction-journal Last Edit: by 48021048.

Re: HARRYS SON 16 Nov 2009 06:25 #28579

bardichev

PART 27

Maam your husband was involved in illegal internet activity

Is he guilty?

No.No. allegedly of course

He also has a count of false reporting of kidnap

Allegedly?

Yes. Of course yes. allegedly.

Can I visit him?

Maam noway! .now he is in lockdown.

What's that?

Solitary confinement.lockdown.
Maam why do you want him? I guess he is worth a few bucks.

*Chani thinking,I know they think he is a bum.but..he is a person who needs one chance to be helped..maybe..let me try

Yes officer he is quite wealthy.

Hahahah pretty wife loads of money!what's his damage?

Officer,I will sit here all day.I need to speak with him.I will not leave until I speak to him.

Ok ok you can sit here.

Officer you won't regret it. I will help you with any fund raiser or the PAL you can count on me.

Let's see if we can "arrange" him to go to the hospital.Then you can speak to him.

Thanks.

Harry Friedstien!

Whaa who??

Harry are you enjoying our Special Housing Unit?

Uhh whaa! Bollwtyyugg.mmm uhh

Good Harry good

Oooh uhhh!taKkk Mmme home

Soon Harry soon

Harry you have such a pretty wife.nice Harry nice.you probably have gorgeous kids too.

Y-y-yes

HArry ,you ever wanna see them again

Y-y--y-e-s

Good Harry good

Listen Harry you are supposed to be here for 36 hours in lockdown before you see a lawyer. You wife is too nice we arranged to have you sent to the hospital.and get you outta here

Good.Thank you Chanie

Harry one thing we need a reason to ship you off to the hospital ok?

Ok

Great Harry you are soo cooperative.coupla hours down here taught you who is boss

Y-y-e-s

Ok good Harry good

Ok

Now help us out.We need you to give yourself some self inflicted wounds.ok?

Ok

Hahahahahaha

*ouchh *oooohhh !!! Owwww!!

*aahhhhhaaaA yoOoooOwww!!
Bleeding oooh my mouf if fudd ob blood!ooooh ahhhwoooowww

Yes Sarge he tried suicide we need a bus to take him to Bellvue.yes we will ride along.no one except his wife.she's coming for the ride.Yup it will be funniest. Sarge all in a days work.

Last Edit: by Eltomon.

Re: HARRYS SON 16 Nov 2009 07:28 #28600

TrYiNg	Rage ATM wrote on 16 Nov 2009 00:27: i was finding it hard to find a character to root for...until we met khalid, that is... :D :D :D
	Last Edit: by Yoyo1988.

Re: HARRYS SON 16 Nov 2009 12:45 #28655

habib613	lol and :o what's gonna happen next?? i really like where the story is going especially the part where they beat up harry!
	Last Edit: 16 Nov 2009 13:08 by Aronw.

Re: HARRYS SON 16 Nov 2009 16:00 #28737

me3 Current streak: 97 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1229 Karma: 9	habib613 wrote on 16 Nov 2009 12:45: lol and :o what's gonna happen next?? i really like where the story is going especially the part where they beat up harry! Oh my goodness! Rage moves in for a few days, and already she sounds like him!
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