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Special Post by Nitzotz, TZ, Inna (Pizza Melava Malkie Party... don't ask!)

We here at the Hammockian Oink Center (HOC) are pleased delighted to announce grand plans for an awesome outstanding superb delightful gevaldig (thesaurus please!) Gala Chanuka Party. Everyone EVERYONE is invited!! We are expecting 770 Brazillion people [men only].

Contact our office for more details.
[Second thought, just contact one of our members]

ZemirosShabbos wrote:


I agree

[quote="nitzotzeloki" post=223057]
[Second thought, just contact DOV[/quote]





come and get me

nitzotzeloki wrote:

There better not be pizza by the chanuka party... only heimishe gefilte fish and tomato dip...

Thanks for the reply - I am not available to join you in Yerushalayim each week unfortunately - would love to find a person to communicate with daily about struggles and hopefully growth

So this afternoon, The heilige TZ and the not-so Heilige Lizhensker went to the kosel. We made sure to be finished exactly 9 minutes before the nine millennia, nine centuries, nine years, nine months, nine days, nine hours, nine minutes, nine seconds and nine split-second thingy.
On our way out, we met the delegation from Kupat Ha'ir and Va'ad Harabonim and all the other big money-making businesses in Eretz Yisroel. They even had a shofar and a representative from WoW! TZ says theres no relation, but im Skeptical, so i quickly snapped a pic, and now I'll leave it up to the forum to decide

Lizhensk wrote:


wait so youre skeptical?
now im really confused......

nitzotzeloki wrote:

says the guy who was at one point or another either a donkey, a monkey, a grandpa, a turtle and some spark....

I am back. I was away from the forum (not internet) for about three weeks and during that time I watched plenty of porn (obviously masturbating to it) all a result of pressure that I have had lately. If only I would have moved myself and opened up to someone earlier it would have helped, but I did not. I should have gotten of my … and driven to Yerushlaim to meet the O.I.N.K. guys they would have given me a real shock back to reality. However, here is not the time to whinge I need to move on and progress in the ways I was going before this horrid period. I am not asking for anything just for a bit (yes, only a little bit) of a break from the porneries (like breweries) so I can start thinking logically.

Yitzchok (I love you OINK guys I find you the biggest chizuk here, as I can see people transforming in my eyes and I know I can get there too. It helps me strive and keep on trying)

WOW WOW!
I went last night to an O.I.N.K. meeting it was amazing. I’m not going to comment about what it does (meeting real live people) because I think many of my feelings and emotions are because I am on a high from the meeting. One thing is for sure when you get out the cocoon you find silk.
I can’t wait for the next meeting (and I need a bit of a catch up on step 1)

Yitzchok (BTW, I fell asleep last night after 3am after so many thoughts flooded my mind thus not being able to fall asleep)

Sorry i missed you!!

Next meeting iy"h!!

IY"H I'll be coming.

jewish jew wrote:

BTW TZ told me that when you leave the cocoon you get wings, which in my opinion is better than what I wrote.

Oh! how great! I just saw that whole thread...
How about a ONYK Group for the New yorkies?

It's sooo good to be back!!!

I was mamish lifted in the air with excitement!!!!

The group was right up to where we had left off at the old mushroom table (which with all due respect, lizzie, was much more geshmak, both in location and scenery).

12 and 12 was explaining how we had used making other people look self righteous, in order for us to keep are own self esteem in place, that we weren't any worse than them.

TZ told over a vort from a big mikarev, that a person can know if he is ready to do kiruv, if when he sees other people who are frummer than him, he doesn't try putting them down about how they are empty frummies, but rather he still finds the advantages and good parts about those people. Then he can know that he is confident enough with his own spirituality to be able to give it to others.

Another point that was well brought out, was how we always said we beleived in Hashem, but only when it went our way, but the moment things happened that didn't fit in with the perfect plan we made, we lost all "faith". Even when we prayed, we prayed "Hashem do this and that" and never acknowledged that there is a greater wisdom that may know better than us.

We also found out that santa is really

ummm....oh....we started making plans for the CHANUKAH PARTY!!!!

Stay posted for the upcoming events!!