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Re: Bardichev Classics! 05 Mar 2012 19:08 #134246

The Official GYE Bardiche

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN EMAIL WE JUST RECEIVED!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell the oilam I appreciate the website. I actually submitted a comment. I wish I can be back. One dayYyyyyyyyy....
fin der rebbe reb b

AND HERE IS HIS COMMENT

GYE UserName 40004
Reasons I Want Bards Back Why Shmy, just bring him back!
Comment THIS IS AS HEARTWARMING AS A GLEZEL OF WOODFORD I MISS ALL OF U MOOOOOOORE THAN U MISS ME WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!
bARDICHEV HUMBLE AND HAPPY

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Re: Bardichev Classics! 05 Mar 2012 19:19 #134248

ontheedgeman OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 391 Karma: 0	was this message received by Divine Illumination? Or was it the real Bard's himself??
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 05 Mar 2012 19:29 #134251

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	check out their site, they have a whole new fancy flash animation linking to this post.... i wonder who it is... whoever it is must be in contact with bards in real life.....
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him? Last Edit: by .

Re: Bardichev Classics! 09 Mar 2012 14:45 #134469

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From this morning's Chizuk Email:

See you Tomorrow!
By: "bardichev"

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

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Re: Bardichev Classics! 09 Mar 2012 17:04 #134477

Jackabbey Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 835 Karma: 0	i think if we all chasidim realy want the rebbe back, we should all say tehilim for him, as it seams that he went on a gye's holiday, and when he comes back, then we will all have a great tikun together
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 09 Mar 2012 18:26 #134482

ontheedgeman OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 391 Karma: 0	Speaking of Bardichver, is there anyone out there who is willing to learn the Bardichver Siddur (Keter Nehora) with me for 15-30 minutes a week? We can put a GYE spin on it and make it part of our healing. I think that siddur has hidden healing properties. No offense to the other Bards... please PM me or reply to this post and we can swap tel nos.
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 12 Mar 2012 00:46 #134514

Jackabbey Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 835 Karma: 0	it was latel reprinted with just the perush nehoiru, as siddur nehoiru
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 11 May 2012 10:36 #137093

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	40004 wrote on 07 Jan 2011 12:18: I'm 4000 posts cute melikes!!!!
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Bardichev Classics! 12 Aug 2012 13:19 #143497

The Official GYE Bardiche	7Up wrote on 19 Nov 2009 20:40: But they're headless Bard! :o :o ALL YOUNG COUPLES ARE

Re: Bardichev Classics! 12 Aug 2012 13:21 #143498

The Official GYE Bardiche	40004 wrote on 17 Dec 2009 21:09: MOISHE AND EVEYONE ELSE TAKE EVERYTHING BARDICHEV SAYS WIYH MANY GRAINS OF SALT SUGAR PARIKASH ETC. EXCEPT THE COMPLIMENTS AND THE GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Bardichev Classics! 16 Oct 2013 15:07 #221247

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	Is there nothing left of the past Dor? :'(
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: Bardichev Classics! 16 Oct 2013 19:35 #221269

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men ken chazeren a maamar fin rebbin:
bardichev wrote:

some chazara ond old stuuf

its pretty good

enjoy

b

Me3 wrote on 03 Feb 2010 14:34:

If we are doing the "Best of the B's" today, below is one of my favorites
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bardichev wrote on 03 Aug 2009 17:37:

I POSTED THIS IN YECHIDA

IT IS TOO GOOD (IN ALL BARDICHEVER HUMILITY)

ME-AT MIN HA OHR DO-CHE HARBEH!!!! MIN HACHOSHECH

HKB"H CREATED THE WORLD AND THE "ADAM" TO BE YASHAR

THE WORLD IS CROOKED CORRUPTED BENT AND BROKEN

IT IS NOT AT IT'S "TACHLIS" YET

WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO GO ON youtube

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILLNOT BUY A PLA***y MAGAZINE

WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO GO ON FOLLOW A LINK TAHT IS SO TANTILIZING

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILL NOT MAST****

WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO STARE AT A SCANTILY CLAD PERSON(OF SORTS )

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILL NOT ACT OUT ON HIS LUST

WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO READ DIRTY MAGAZINES

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE AND SOME HOW A P*** MOVIE FILE WILL CRASH

WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO TALK TRASH

SOME HOW A LITTLE BOY IN CHEDER WILL LEARN TORAH WITH MORE ENTHUSIASM

WHEN YOU INSTALL A FILTER

A SEFER TORAH WILL BE WRITTEN

WHEN YOU DELETE YOUR OLD GARBAGE

SOMEONE WILL DRESS TZNIUSDIK

WHO IS THAT SOME ONE IT CAN BE ME OR YOUR CHILDEREN OR MAYBE EVEN YOU YOURSELF

ME-AT MIN HA-OHR
DO-CHE HARBEHHHHH MIN HACHOSHECH

LET US DO OUR ME-AT

HAMIKADESH ATZMO ME-AT MIKADSHIN OSO HARBEH

WE CAN NOT WIPE OUT THE Y"H

WE CAN NOT SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

WE CAN NOT WIPE OUT THE P*** INDUSTRY

WE CAN NOT TELL OUR OWN SISTERS TO DRESS IN A MORE MODETST WAY

WE CAN TELL OUR BROTHERS TO NOT LUST

WE CAN NOT TELL PEOPLE NOT TO FEEL EXCITED FROM IMMORAL VIEWS

SO WHAT CAN WE DO

BRING A LITTLE KEDUSHA IN OUR WORLD

OY YOY VETAHER LIBEINU LI-OVDECHA BE-EMES

bardichev

Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: Bardichev Classics! 04 Apr 2014 05:31 #229870

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bardichev wrote:

HERE IS THE ANSWER YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR

UNSOPHISTICATED

HELLO

HASHEM DOES "NOT" NEED OUR TEFFILLOS

HIS GLORY IS

IT IS EVEN WITHOUT OUR TEFILLOS

WE "NEED" HIN SOOOOOOO BADLY

OF COURSE ITS HARD TO DAVEN IN BLOOD STAINED GARMENTS OR WORSE

BUT WE NEED TO

IF A YID GETS UP TO DAVEN ANE HE OR SHE FEELS UNWORTHY TO DAVEN THEN THAT ITSELF IS YES "IS" KAPPARAS AVONOS

CHASSIDISHE SFORIM BRING DOWN THAT IF A PERSON DID AN AVEIRA AND THEN HE DAVENS AND HE THINKS SHAMAYIM DOES NOT WANT HIS TEFILLA HE HAS NOT STEPPED OVER THE DOOR OF CHASSIDUS (THEY SAY IT MUCH MORE BLUNT BUT IT IS NOT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T TASTED THE WATERS OF CHASSIDUS.SORRY)

TEFILLA IS EVERYTHING EVERYTHING WHEN WE SIN IS WHEN WE NEED NEED NEED HASHEM THE MOST

YES YOU SAY IM SORRY YES YOU APOPLOGIZE

BUT TEFILLLLA GEVALDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IT IS THE GREATEST ATZAS HAYETZER THAT TELLS YOU OOOPS NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME

OK BOMB SHELL!!!!!

ROSH HASSHAAN HAS NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING TO DO WIYTH THE PAST

IT IS A NEW PAGE A NEW LEAF

IT IS HASHEMS YEARLY CORONATION

HASHEM WANTS TO SEE YOU

HOW-YOU- ACT- ON THE DAY OF HIS CORONATION

ZEH HUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I HAVE ALOT MORE TO SAY

b

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Bardichev Classics! 04 Apr 2014 18:19 #229902

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bardichev wrote:

Its sunday

I have the choice

I have the power to decide

Will I drive the truck

Or the truck drive me

If I drive the truck

I will try my hardest to avoid pot holes wrong turns bad neighborhoods etc

If the truck drives me

I'm dead. DWI

So its my choice

Hmmmm what shud I choose?

The truck driving me makes me "feel" so good

What shud I decide

The truck driving me will help me escape my personal problems (just for a few seconds)

JIP. Help me decide

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Bardichev Classics! 18 May 2014 23:27 #232050

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	bardichev wrote: DRINK THE WOODFORD I SENT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bbbbbbb bbbbbbb bbbbb bbbbb bbbbb bbbbb BBBBB BBBBB bbbbb bbbbbbb bbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbb BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB WOODFORD RESERVE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?