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Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 13:18 #133935

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Hello Everyone!
Feel free to add your own "Bardichevisms" here.
We'll start you off with this classic:

40004 wrote on 03 Mar 2011 03:26:

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Here is our first chizzuk email

#999

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"Shmiras Ainayim" Chizuk E-Mail (No. 999)

"I have made a treaty with my eyes"... EYEov 31:1

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12 tips for shmiras eye-nay-im

#1 looking for your wife in the womens section at a chasunah is just that.
Looking for your wife. It is a tremendous mitzvah to look for your wife

#2 Looking for your wife after davening in shul has the same halachos as a chasunah

#3 there is no issur to look at a woman older than you wife

#4 there is no issur to look at a woman younger than your wife

#5 if the woman is wearing a shaitel there is no issur what so ever

#6 your wifes friends and family are all covered under the friends and family plan. So there is no issur .

#7 Women whom you work with fall into a gedder of 'assuk bimilachto"
that also covers the bank teller,the mail woman,and the cleaning lady

#8 Shabbos and Yom tov are times when women wear special nice clothing.It is a mitzvah to look at women who dress well on shabbos and yom tov

#9 vacation has special rules.There are no issurim when you or the person you look at is on vacation

#10 if you are in a bad mood you are exempt from all stringencies in guarding your eyes adderrabbeh if it will bring you to being in a better mood it will be considered a mitzvah.

#11 if you are in a good mood it is also recommended to look at women for you will bless them with your ayin tov.ayin Tov is a good midda

#12 if you live by these rules you will be happy all your days




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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 14:24 #133945

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LOVE IT!

BTW - "ITS BEAN SOAKING DAY"
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 15:32 #133949

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TACHLISS!!!
ARE WE ON YOUR LINKS PAGE YET>???

GET US LINKIDIZED!
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 16:36 #133954

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A small  but powerful gem:
40004 wrote on 10 Sep 2009 01:28:

DONT FALL into the trap of bigpictureism

Thanx Mr. TOGBRP for starting this thread Fuhdem.
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 16:45 #133957

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i second the Thank You to Mr.TOGBRP!

40004 wrote on 16 Nov 2009 19:31:

HI EVERYONE

IVE BEEN REALLY BUSY

I HAVE LESS TIM TO WRITE

I MIS ALOT ON THE FORUM

AND AS KEDUSHA H MENTIONED

THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE HERE

SOOOOOO PLEASE IF I AM NOT GETTING TO YOU

LET ME KNOW

I HATE TO IGNORE PEOPLE

PLEASE PM ME WRITE IN MY THREADS ( BARDICHEVS BATTLE,PARSHA TIDBITS,WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD,EZRAS NASHIM,TAKING ATTENDANCE ,COUNTRY YIKES!!,AND HARRUS SON.. TO NAME A FEW )

PLEASE KEEP THE BARDICHEVER  ATTITUDE

#1 DON'T JUDGE JEWS BY THEIR EXTERNAL TRAPPINGS
#2 SIMCHA KEEPS THE Y"H AWAY
#3 DRINK WOODFORD (OR 7UP)
#4 FELL SHMELL
#5 KEEP ON TRUCKING (OR BIKING, OR KAYAKING, SNOWMOBILING, BUGABOO PUSHING WHATEVER IT TAKES)
#6 POST AWAY
#7 DAVEN
#8 LAUGH AT YOURSELF!!!
#9 SHE IS NOT "YOUR" PROBLEM FUGGEDABOUTIT!!
#10 SEND A DONATION TO GYE (OR IS IT GUE??)

HUMBLE AND HAPPY
bardichev
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 17:08 #133961

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 29 Feb 2012 16:45:



40004 wrote on 16 Nov 2009 19:31:


PLEASE PM ME WRITE IN MY THREADS ( BARDICHEVS BATTLE,PARSHA TIDBITS,WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD,EZRAS NASHIM,TAKING ATTENDANCE ,COUNTRY YIKES!!,AND HARRUS SON.. TO NAME A FEW )






40004 wrote on 08 Nov 2011 04:29:

can u name all the threds i started??


?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 17:11 #133963

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The Official GYE Bardichev Resurrection Project wrote on 29 Feb 2012 15:32:

TACHLISS!!!
ARE WE ON YOUR LINKS PAGE YET>???

GET US LINKIDIZED!

Done - Look for BARDICHEV CLASSICS!
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 17:29 #133966

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THANX GIBBOR
WHAT ABOUT OUR OFFICIAL WEBSITE?
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 18:26 #133976

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40004 wrote on 24 Jan 2011 19:41:

In hungarian

Thay say

Men ken nisht zayn

Kitchi allapotosh
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 18:36 #133978

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what does that mean?
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 18:44 #133979

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Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 29 Feb 2012 21:13 #133988

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40004 wrote on 28 Dec 2010 00:58:

SIMCHA IS THE SECRET!!!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 01 Mar 2012 17:26 #134024

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WERE IS EVEYBODY
THE OILAM IS REKWESTED TO PLEASEPLAESE PLEASE COME TO OUR WEBSITE


AND FILL OUT FORMS

TO BRING THE RENBNE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 01 Mar 2012 19:49 #134037

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I love the chizuk e-mail.

We should send it out on Purim  ;D ;D
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Re: Bardichev Classics! 01 Mar 2012 19:56 #134038

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Welcome back Guard!
[betcha didn't know i have close to 700 posts  ;)]
I would like to publicly thank the heads of th Resurrection Project, even if they didn't succeed in bringing the Rebbe back, at least they got us Guard!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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