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Re: My ENTIRE story 19 Jun 2024 21:05 #415497

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amevakesh wrote on 19 Jun 2024 19:23:
When I was just in the airport, one of my best distractions was the GYE forum. Methinks it works better than a paper bag.

Yes!!!
We're in this struggle together; feel free to reach out! 
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Re: My ENTIRE story 19 Jun 2024 21:09 #415498

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yiftach wrote on 19 Jun 2024 19:43:

Sweat glistens on his flushed face like morning dew,
His jacket slung casually over his shoulder,
A lone figure in a landscape of giants,
Yet, a giant in his own right,
He humbles himself before one less experienced and younger,
Bound by the same battles,
They share insights, forging a bond,
A true friendship blossoms,
They exchanged only brief words before,
But the deepest bond swiftly grew,
Sitting together for hours,
Like comrades in arms on the battlefield.

'Twas a wonderful hug!

Now you have me crying in the airport!

Muttel 
We're in this struggle together; feel free to reach out! 
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Re: My ENTIRE story 19 Jun 2024 23:26 #415503

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Muttel and Yiftach, you guys are making me jealous! Now I'll have to leave Proundyungerman in Burma all by himself to come see you guys...
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com
Last Edit: 19 Jun 2024 23:27 by eerie.

Re: My ENTIRE story 19 Jun 2024 23:37 #415506

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eerie wrote on 19 Jun 2024 23:26:
Muttel and Yiftach, you guys are making me jealous! Now I'll have to leave Proundyungerman in Burma all by himself to come see you guys...

Relax. Im babysitting PY these days. If you cant trust me, who can you trust??
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com

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Re: My ENTIRE story 19 Jun 2024 23:46 #415508

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Dont worry theres enough space on the yellow brick road for at least 4 people to go arm in arm.  
Reb Redfaced how much you charge per hour for session, er I mean babysitting hour
We are in this together.
You are a great person with lots of positives, don't let your challenge define you.

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Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 03:19 #415514

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redfaced wrote on 19 Jun 2024 23:37:

eerie wrote on 19 Jun 2024 23:26:
Muttel and Yiftach, you guys are making me jealous! Now I'll have to leave Proundyungerman in Burma all by himself to come see you guys...

Relax. Im babysitting PY these days. If you cant trust me, who can you trust??

The thought of someone that looks like your avatar image, babysitting PY and claiming to be the epitome of trustworthiness makes me laugh!!

PY, are you okay out there? If you need to be saved, just holler!

Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 03:33 #415515

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Muttel wrote on 19 Jun 2024 21:09:

yiftach wrote on 19 Jun 2024 19:43:

Sweat glistens on his flushed face like morning dew,
His jacket slung casually over his shoulder,
A lone figure in a landscape of giants,
Yet, a giant in his own right,
He humbles himself before one less experienced and younger,
Bound by the same battles,
They share insights, forging a bond,
A true friendship blossoms,
They exchanged only brief words before,
But the deepest bond swiftly grew,
Sitting together for hours,
Like comrades in arms on the battlefield.

'Twas a wonderful hug!

Now you have me crying in the airport!

Muttel 

Sweaty, Crying Orthodox Jewish Man Arrested At Airport: After banging into walls and the flight crew while alternating between wearing a box and a brown paper bag on his head, an Ultra Orthodox Jewish man was arrested today while en route to America. This is a developing story, be sure to stay tuned for more updates….

Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 10:12 #415525

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youknowwho wrote on 20 Jun 2024 03:33:

Muttel wrote on 19 Jun 2024 21:09:
"Muttel" post=415498 date=1718831355 catid=19

Sweaty, Crying Orthodox Jewish Man Arrested At Airport: After banging into walls and the flight crew while alternating between wearing a box and a brown paper bag on his head, an Ultra Orthodox Jewish man was arrested today while en route to America. This is a developing story, be sure to stay tuned for more updates….

I think the arrest will come now for the ultra Orthodox Jew laughing on line at passport control looking down at his GYE screen too suspiciously….
We're in this struggle together; feel free to reach out! 
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Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 15:07 #415538

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eerie wrote on 19 Jun 2024 23:26:
Muttel and Yiftach, you guys are making me jealous! Now I'll have to leave Proundyungerman in Burma all by himself to come see you guys...

The door is wide open for those who wish to enter...


youknowwho wrote on 20 Jun 2024 03:19:

redfaced wrote on 19 Jun 2024 23:37:

eerie wrote on 19 Jun 2024 23:26:
Muttel and Yiftach, you guys are making me jealous! Now I'll have to leave Proundyungerman in Burma all by himself to come see you guys...

Relax. Im babysitting PY these days. If you cant trust me, who can you trust??

The thought of someone that looks like your avatar image, babysitting PY and claiming to be the epitome of trustworthiness makes me laugh!!

PY, are you okay out there? If you need to be saved, just holler!


HELP!! I'M BEING...OUCH!! STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT CA..OUCH!! WHERE'S CORDNOY WHEN YOU NEED HIM??? CAN HE JUST TAKE BACK HIS CANE ALREADY?!? OOOUUCCHH!!!

HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!

(pssst...ykw...please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)

Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 15:35 #415540

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proudyungerman wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:07:

(pssst...ykw...please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)


Did I actually say anything about me being the one to save you? 

Does YKW ever "save" anyone, or any other do-goodery nonsense?

Holler away, my friend. Perhaps someone will hear you...
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Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 15:52 #415541

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youknowwho wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:35:

proudyungerman wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:07:

(pssst...ykw...please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)


Did I actually say anything about me being the one to save you? 

Does YKW ever "save" anyone, or any other do-goodery nonsense?

Holler away, my friend. Perhaps someone will hear you...

Some fiend you are...

And BTW, starting the grouchery was an amazingly good thing, as it enables people to get out all their grouches and it makes them *gasp* feel better...

SOMEONE SAVE ME NO...OUCH! STOP IT WITH THAT CANE!!

(pssst...ykw SOMEONE..please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)

Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 15:59 #415543

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proudyungerman wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:52:

youknowwho wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:35:

proudyungerman wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:07:

(pssst...ykw...please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)


Did I actually say anything about me being the one to save you? 

Does YKW ever "save" anyone, or any other do-goodery nonsense?

Holler away, my friend. Perhaps someone will hear you...

Some fiend you are...

And BTW, starting the grouchery was an amazingly good thing, as it enables people to get out all their grouches and it makes them *gasp* feel better...

SOMEONE SAVE ME NO...OUCH! STOP IT WITH THAT CANE!!

(pssst...ykw SOMEONE..please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)

Need I say more?
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com

guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/416899-The-Red-Face

Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 16:02 #415544

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redfaced wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:59:

proudyungerman wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:52:

youknowwho wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:35:

proudyungerman wrote on 20 Jun 2024 15:07:

(pssst...ykw...please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)


Did I actually say anything about me being the one to save you? 

Does YKW ever "save" anyone, or any other do-goodery nonsense?

Holler away, my friend. Perhaps someone will hear you...

Some fiend you are...

And BTW, starting the grouchery was an amazingly good thing, as it enables people to get out all their grouches and it makes them *gasp* feel better...

SOMEONE SAVE ME NO...OUCH! STOP IT WITH THAT CANE!!

(pssst...ykw SOMEONE..please. save me. now! this "babysittting" is dangerous. hopefully red wont see this until its too late...)

Need I say more?

We call that "A Freudian Slip"...

Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 16:58 #415545

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With threads like this we can retire the "just having fun' category...
Thank you dear friends for the gevaldige laughs!
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com

Re: My ENTIRE story 20 Jun 2024 17:48 #415556

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eerie wrote on 20 Jun 2024 16:58:
With threads like this we can retire the "just having fun' category...
Thank you dear friends for the gevaldige laughs!

Yes, Muttel, Being on Gye does the strangest things to people. I 'pologize about your thread . Would you like to continue it in Burma?
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com

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