He posts on GYE, helps with the kids, tosses dead 'possoms...

You know, the usual.

do you know the kavoonos for kickboxing on nitel?

in my yeshiva days the shtarke learners would go to sleep for the 12 hours of nitel and wake up afterward to learn. i.e. go to sleep as early as possible and wake up at 1-2-3am and learn till shachris

Do I know the kavannos for kickboxing on any day?

By Inz hut men zich gefeert nur ein zach....

Make sure to dish out more than you take... and if it's not going well Shrai "CHAPTZEM

Und nuch a zach....


If it's with another yid, aim above the Gartel....

If it's a goy...all's fair in love and war!

KOT,

EBD

That's the Chasam Soifer's  mehalech with Nittel.

I told my wife I was thinking of doing that, but she said it would Altz be oifen cheshbon fin Freitag.

So I'm filling out some forms that have been waiting for my attention, my shvigger's hanging out here with my Rebbitzen, and when she clears the area -Maybe I'll do the silver L'kuved Shabbos, Sponga the 'Salon' and set the table to save time tommorrow.

B"H life isn't boring even nittel. I might even go to sleep early so that i can get up fartugs to say  Tehillim LeKuved Yetzias Mitzrayim.

But in the meantime I'm here and ready to roll.

(I wonder where I can get Woodford here in the Holy Land...I'm starting to develop a taste for it!)

you sound great Benny

keep on rocking

if your shvigger is hanging out by you then according to some dayos you don't need to say tehillim for kapooras avoinos...

Banana liquer lechaim!

man if your shwiger is by you you can even learn, the black dog is anyway around.... so nothing to loose...

No luck with shvigger jokes by me guys....

Be'Emas she's a huge Tzadekes.....

My shver on the other hand makes up for her with ribis d'ribis!!!! And I'm not even kidding.

The only reason I may not have to say Tehillim for Kapuras Avoinos is 'cause my shvigger has the whole world in mind when she says Tehillim, Shir HaShirim, Perek Shira (there are your black dogs and elephants).

Some shviggers are a banana liquer, some are moonshine, my shvigger is pure Woodford.

Now my wife on the other hand sort of takes after my shver.....

i am bad with english so let me ask you
דיין פרוי איז א קלאפטע?
is that what u r saying?

Choolilah, especially because the shoiresh of קלאפטע is really Aramish כלבתא!!!

Nuhr Vus, my wife takes a bit after her father who isn't the easiest sort of guy (dus haist, voos er tracht -dus is dus, and ver s'tracht anderesh is a Meshiginer. Frimmer fun mir is stam a meshiggener, Mehr modern past duch nisht -Pinkt Git, dus bin ich. etc.etc.) Not only that, but it seems that even though he did other shidduchim mit chitz la'aretz -it seems like he was mekaneh my Tatteh who wasn't wealthy, but had mesudardike parnussah which my shver didn't. After we broke a plate, he started being mezalzel in der chusan and de mechitunim behind their backs and even in front of the Kallah! And that's the way he continued in the tekufah of the chassunah, Sheva Bruches, and the first seven or eight years of my marriage.

Nuhr Vooos, Ich hub gehat a gevaldige madrich, and a gevaldige ratzon and gedild....

The first couple of years were real Gehinnom, but it paid off at the end, because over time she came to realize that be'emes her father is just a bitter person, whose "shittos" have wound him up nowhere in life, and is a rachmunis because chutch he could enjoy the Yiddishe Nachas which he could get from his einiklech and doesn't have the sechel too? Und vehr vet em eppes zuggen?

ben dudaya i take my head of for u (מיין היט נישט מיין קאף איך בין נישט זיכער ווי מען שרייבט עס.....)

u have a lot a lot of or: pacience, seichel, good mides, or all of them....!
כל הכבוד!!!
i hope ur wife realizes what a piece of gold she has!

i nevr make shvigger jokes

for all the times she makes me nervous

i make her more nervous

zeks in zibben

tzvibbel mit ayy ay mittt tzvinnel

bahh ins hut men nisht genitzt pruduktin

challes fin dee freezer yoi mamesh goyish

it goes on and on

crazy aidim (oooopps hes an addict too)

LvK:That's the peleh!

She really does think so.

She hasn't got the foggiest clue as to my issues.

She just thinks I'm depressed by parnassah issues and my father's machlah and petirah (which be'etzem are connected).

The truth is that I knew all along that she has my Shvigger's p'nimiyus, just that my Shver was the one who the kids in the house idolized, and my Shvigger was the adorable doormat who he could let everyone walk all over her (not that the kids are chutzpahdik to my Shvigger, chalilah -they know that she's a nisht stam Tzaddekes, but they think that she's a Tzaddekes and my Shver is the one to imitate...Chapst? Not only that, my wife knew that my Shvigger's easygoing and accepting nature is what allowed my Shver to take advantage of her and treat her like a shmatte -so she decided that when she gets married -Zi Vet Ehm Shoin Vaizin de Veg...Farshtaist?). And once Hashem helped peel the outer layer of shtissim away, the Tzaddekes in my wife shined out in full glory!

Reb B: Nice to see you here.

De Challes by inz zennen shoin arois fin oiven and arain in freezer (my Rebbitzen says that they stay fresher that way).

Ich hub gedarft aroisnemmen ah gantze possom tzu machen platz!!!

Guys guys this aint healthy. We will give benny a few more days litparaik hatzabim shlo and then we will tighten the screws on him. We all know self pity mode is poison for an addict

Self! Pity! Me!

Choolilah!

Self Hatred?

On occasion?

L'hitpareik?

Hail Yeah!

Toss some possoms, Kick some boxes, Scrape some roadkill, and polish it all off with some Woodford!

Don't worry ChaimH, Reb Bards'll shlep me out of Atzvus by the peyos -he even taught me the ten kappitlach and my Shvigger's Daughter will eventually crochet me a funky white yarmulke which will be embroidered with the anti-self-pity mantra:

[center][color=orange][b]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ק קי קיפ א או און טר טרא טראק טראקינג
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!אני כבר לא מגמגם

It used to be a lot worse!