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EBD

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From the Halls of Montezuma and the Marines became
Al hatorah ve'al haavodah ve'al gemilus chasadim
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Herr Ois,

It could be that there is no installment today.

Maybe yes, Maybe no...

In the meantime, I have a suggestion,

Try spelling "Impatiently" mit acht greizen!

Istanem! Aza mehitzef...

BARD'S YOU ROCK!!!

IF I POST AN INSTALLMENT TODAY, IT WILL BE OUT OF APPRECIATION FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE AND THAT YOU KEEP ON DOING

KOT!

But first I have to learn a blatt Gemara.

You know how chassidim put the emphasis on the hachana!!!

EBD

i think we all need to bear in mind that good stories and good writing do not come from thin air, they require a lot of hard work

we cannot expect EBD to mass-produce great stuff on the drop of a hat (even though he has done it well in the past )

so reb EBD, if it takes time to put together the tripod, attach the cauldron and boil the frog's legs and bat ears to cook up the stories, no problemo!

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 24 Jan 2011 22:51:


Aha! So you think it's that simple, Eh?

I've got news for you -before putting the frog legs and bat ears in the cauldron, you have to carefully simmer the tumble weed and cobwebs in 'possum shmaltz for two hours until they are golden -but not burnt.

Then you have to prepare the stock based on crab-apple cider and other choice ingredients which I can't share with you, because if I give away Unyu's secret recipe -I'll be ch"v lynched by the other Magyars of Buda Park and Bardsapest.

And that's only for starters!

And after slaving away over a hot wrought iron pot-bellied stove a whole morning- this is the thanks that I get?
:D ;D

Zemms

To quote my chver key west

Hemingvey hut gefleggt zuggin

There is nothing to writing just sit by the typrwriter till your fingers bleed

B

But No Green Elephants (Part XIII)

Ruchi didn’t know how long she had lain there underneath the tree, but when she opened her eyes, the stranger was standing over her –which caused her to almost pass out again. The dapper devil doctor, on the other hand was lying flat on his back, his once dapper face now definitely deformed.

“I.. I… who are you?”, she stuttered in fright.

“I don’t mean you any harm, Miss. I guess you could call me your guardian angel.

“Herr ois, your parents are probably worried sick about you…

My parents… Omigosh! I can’t believe it! They probably are furious at me and never want to see me again!

“You should just go straight back home. I promise, they’ll be waiting for you… but I’m not going to send you home empty-handed. You see, that scoundrel has swindled hundreds of thousands of gold coins out of innocent hard-working people. Five thousand of those are your Tattie’s, the rest belong to people who were meya’esh a long time ago. I’m sort of like Robin Hood,

“Robin who?”

“Oh, I forgot who I’m talking to here. Look, I take from the crooked rich, and I give to the virtuous poor and it’s all in line al-pi-halacha. So you take this pekkele that I prepared for your Tatty, and go back home, and everything is going to be just fine!”

“But Tatty’s never going to want to take money that isn’t his!”

“LISSEN YOUNG LADY, TELL HIM DAT KHALED SAID ‘AYYEIN CHOISHEN MISHPAT SIMAN 387 HILCHOIS GEZEILAH AND THE SHACH DORTIN OIFEN PLATZ!!!”

“You’re scaring me again!”

“Sorry, sometimes I get like that.

“Herr ois, just take it and tell him what I told you to tell him like a nice frum Jewish girl –which you are. If he has any questions he can ask Rabbi Twerski, the Rov and Rebbe in the next shtetl over. But that’s that. Look I saved your life from that slippery swindling sweet-talking Satanic snake…

“Have a little Hakuras Hatoiv and do as your told and stop being Machshil me in Ribbuy Sichah im HaIshah –OR DO I HAFF TO START TALKIN’ LIKE DEES AGAIN?”

“No, no anything but that. But how can I ever thank you?”

“Just be ehrlich, honest with yourself and others. And remember that those thoughts that you are anything but good as gold in G-d’s eyes –are from the YH –Farshtaist?”

“Yes, but…”

“No buts, bards.”

“Huh?” This guy sure likes to talk in riddles.

“Never Mind. Just KOT! Now get going before that Rusha MeRisha regains his consciousness!”

And before Ruchi could say anthing else, he was back on his mighty steed and off, leaving nothing behind but a cloud of dust. Looking after him Ruchi could see a distinct pair of peyos flying in the wind as the masked man freed his face from underneath the black stocking cap or whatever that thing on his face was…

TO BE CONTINUED…

EBD, you've got way too much time on your hands.

reb UAJ, first of all you should be on the high and holy thread and second of all, unless you will step up to the plate and write scintillating serialized GYE soap operas please do not discourage our dapper author, thank you very much

I happen to agree with uaj

I have the same issue

I actually have a lot what to do

But I am soo unorganized I don't know where to begin

B

I know where to begin.
I lack the ENERGY to begin.


hey....
How about a new thread titled:  Just wanted to kvetch....

http://www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3449.new#new

some one pulled a fast one. The story started mit an isur bshaas hachuna lachshuv b green elephents. Now every one thinks its always assur.

I didn't get that.

Could you please translate that to either English, Hebrew, Yiddish, Hungarian or e-bonics (I don't speak esperanto).

Thanks!

E

EBD shleetahhh, before the ____colored oned overrun this thread of yours it's time that i too say that i admire your posts, which are filled with the deepest wisdom and some carbohydrates. keep us going. over.




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