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TOPIC: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 28259 Views

Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:01 #93381

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	Gloibst Mir! Without getting into the subject of whether her tznius is 80% or 90% (As mommy says: 100% is the RBSO sheifelle), be'emes it's my problem not hers.
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .

Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:03 #93382

bardichev	lo lachshov all happilim yarokim
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:05 #93383

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	Yup! in oif deim zugt der pusik. "Ein Haduvor Tuli, Eilu Bee!" We have to stop the blame game and take some responsibility for our actions!
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:32 #93387

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	Ben d. Sorry for steeling your Elephant. (Avatar) I just thought it was funny. I can give it to you if you want, or maybe you prefer the Possum.
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:34 #93389

bardichev	Efshar Letaken wrote on 16 Jan 2011 22:05: Yup! in oif deim zugt der pusik. "Ein Haduvor Tuli, Eilu Bee!" We have to stop the blame game and take some responsibility for our actions! no it is the mashgiach in yeshivah ketanas fault ok ze hu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:40 #93392

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bardichev wrote on 16 Jan 2011 22:34:

Efshar Letaken wrote on 16 Jan 2011 22:05:

Yup! in oif deim zugt der pusik. "Ein Haduvor Tuli, Eilu Bee!"

We have to stop the blame game and take some responsibility for our actions!

no

it is the mashgiach in yeshivah ketanas fault

ok ze hu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right...

And if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you...

Oh! you already bought a bridge from Brooklyn to Manhattan?
No... This one is really special, It's not from Brooklyn to Manhattan, Not at all!!! It's from Williamsburg to the Lower East Side... Sure- you'll make a fortune everyone who's going from Willy to Monsey or Monroe will be needing to go your way...

Hey, hey you -Where are you running so fast? Hello? Hello?

So what if you drive a truck -I'm not trying to sell you the FDR Drive- on your bridge -commercial traffic is also OK!

Hello???
???

For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee

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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:41 #93394

bardichev	ok i lied it was the mashgiachs shvugger who was subsituting for two weeks when the mashgiach went to eretz yisroel 4001
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:43 #93395

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Efshar Letaken wrote on 16 Jan 2011 22:32:

Ben d.

Sorry for steeling your Elephant. (Avatar)

I just thought it was funny.

I can give it to you if you want, or maybe you prefer the Possum.

Trust me- when you reach the anticlimactic end of this story -you'll throw me and the story together with the green elephant avatar way down deep in the circular file, the recycle bin, whatever you call it...

For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee

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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:45 #93397

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	bardichev wrote on 16 Jan 2011 22:41: ok i lied it was the mashgiachs shvugger who was subsituting for two weeks when the mashgiach went to eretz yisroel 4001 Oib azoi, I think we can make a package deal here... I'll be able to unload a bridge, a tunnel, and possibly two identical office buildings which I own in downtown for a really good price...
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .

Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:47 #93399

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	Helloooo?! Did I hear someone trying to sell a Bridge?! I would love to buy it! How Much? Oish! I forgot! I just spent all my money on "This special formula for rheumatic arthritis" Why do I always do that just before a deal like this shows up?
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:48 #93400

bardichev	No deal Throw in some kickboxing lessons A possum or two Ruggelach (yenties) Cholint And a green helli fand
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:50 #93403

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	Bards! Yala! Minche! Ess Iz Shoin Shpeit Lot Ale Sheetess.
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 22:53 #93404

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bardichev wrote on 16 Jan 2011 22:48:

No deal
Throw in some kickboxing lessons

A possum or two

Ruggelach (yenties)

Cholint

And a green helli fand

I prefer Yossi's ruggellach, let's keep Poshute Yentie (Heimish for plain Jane) on her side of the mechitza.

Ich vill brechen ven Ich tracht fun dem trachten fun dem trachten.

Kickboxing lessons aren't existent in our nameless derfel, as the local peasants are of the non-enterprising sort...

Billy, on the other hand is the industrious all-American kind of gentile... why don't you ask him for some kickboxing lessons?

Besides, if you get my real estate under your management -you'll be able to afford all of the ruggelach, chulent, and kickboxing lessons you never wanted!!!

For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee

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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 23:03 #93407

bardichev	I'm not bards any more I changed my name
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Re: Ki Nafalti , Gam Kamti 16 Jan 2011 23:12 #93409

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Oh no you don't!

We'll get a petition started...

See your thread...

You know what? I'll bring it here.

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!!!!היו לא תהיה!!!!גיוואלד

bardichev wrote on 16 Jan 2011 22:40:

4000

im outta here

signing up on a new name this is embarrassing

any suggestions??

[quote="ben durdayah" link=topic=450.msg93408#msg93408 date=1295219111]
Yeah, sell the old one for $big bucks$, though in a second we'll all see through him that he's (remember Bob Grant?):

A Fake, Phony, Fraud!!!

KEEP ON TRUCKING AND POSTING AFFILLI BIZ 150,000!!!! YOU DA BEST!!!! SHEM ZACH NISHT FAR KEINEM!!!!!!

EBD