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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 19:00 #81505

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 26 Oct 2010 18:51:

did you read the Handbook?

it is the unofficial official drink of GYE,


EXCUUUUUUUSE ME?? >
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 19:01 #81506

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it is the unofficial official drink of GYE


Oh, I get it now.
You meant that 7 UP is the OFFICIAL  drink.




whew!
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 19:06 #81509

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um, there is a reason the Woodford is on the men's side of the mechitzah, it is for the fairer smarter better more mature nicer half of the population

for all others there is Sprite
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 19:10 #81510

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i was only kidding rebbetzin 7up, no harm intended
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 19:29 #81514

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1000 shots one for each
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 19:38 #81515

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its up to 1002 already

last two shots could be Sprite 7up
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 20:50 #81517

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 26 Oct 2010 19:10:

i was only kidding rebbetzin 7up, no harm intended


Dont worry; it takes a lot more than this to insult me (ask Rage!) - 
but dont feel a need to test the limit >

Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 20:58 #81518

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;D
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 21:22 #81522

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So who was zoche to be the 1000th member?
Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 21:26 #81524

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maybe Bards brought somebody back with him from his trip and signed him up
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 21:29 #81526

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I THINK IT WAS A HER NOT A HIM

I GUESS YOU WILL NEVERKNOW

WHO KARES

THE MAIN THING IS WE HAVE THE GUARD HERE WITH US!
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 21:39 #81530

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wow! welcome back everybody, i feel all mischazek now!! please stick around!!
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 22:09 #81540

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WHO CAN HELP ME??

I AM LOOKING FOR OLD MEMBERS

HERE ARE SOME THAT COME TO MIND

ME  ANYNOMOUS BATTLEWORM MGSBMS

YKV_SCWARTZ  YOSEFYAAKOV

NOORAH EFSHAR LONDON

IMTRYING 25


WHERE ARE ALL THE OLD TIMERS??????????

AM I THE ONLY ZAIDY HERE??

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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 27 Oct 2010 03:51 #81580

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If every member would give 18 to gye we would have 18000! Imagine if 300would give 18 monthly!
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 27 Oct 2010 06:22 #81585

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bardichev wrote on 26 Oct 2010 18:49:

Woodford is a bourbon

It can be bought in almost any liquor store in the USA






Thank you.
Unfortunately, there is no "liquor store in the USA" in Eretz Yisroel so I'll celebrate my 90 days, WHEN it comes, with 7Up  or 777 .

Now, what's with Chani's daughter?
The Blind Beggar is a character in Rebbe Nachman's story of the Seven Beggars.
If I view a woman as an object, I am powerless over lust, but I don't have to look.
I can guard my eyes.
I want to guard my eyes.
I do guard my eyes.
Why do I say these four lines?
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