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1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:07 #81442

  • bardichev
MAZAL TOV
RABBAINU GUARD

FOR BEING MEZAKEH 1000


GUARD YOU CAN BE PROUD OF YOURSELF

NOW GET BACK ONTO THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!(pretty please)
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:10 #81443

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Guard is the best.

1000 Members,and how many non-member viewers that have been helped as well
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:11 #81445

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Yay!  BARDS IS BACK!

PULL OUT THE WOODFORD!




:D :D :D

;D ;D ;D
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:12 #81446

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While you were gone we introduced lemonade to the forum. 
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:13 #81447

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Kedusha how do we get all the old timers back??

We need them

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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:14 #81448

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First thing - World, please change your avatar - it's gonna confuse everyone!
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:18 #81449

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maskim.
R' Bardichev, What should i do??
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 16:52 #81457

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Welcome back bards, we missed you!
Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 17:35 #81466

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The Heiliger Guard!!!
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 17:51 #81478

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Guard is back!!

He is here to stay
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 17:52 #81479

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guardureyes wrote on 26 Oct 2010 16:52:

Welcome back bards, we missed you!


bardichev wrote on 26 Oct 2010 17:51:

Guard is back!!

He is here to stay



Yeh!
Im so excited at the double return that  I almost considered celebrating with a Woodford :o :o
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 18:44 #81499

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Can someone please tell ma what a Woodford is. What is the hechsher and where can I get some?
The Blind Beggar is a character in Rebbe Nachman's story of the Seven Beggars.
If I view a woman as an object, I am powerless over lust, but I don't have to look.
I can guard my eyes.
I want to guard my eyes.
I do guard my eyes.
Why do I say these four lines?
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 18:46 #81500

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And if Bardichev is back (sorry, I couldn't resist the capital when can we have "Chani's Daughter"?
The Blind Beggar is a character in Rebbe Nachman's story of the Seven Beggars.
If I view a woman as an object, I am powerless over lust, but I don't have to look.
I can guard my eyes.
I want to guard my eyes.
I do guard my eyes.
Why do I say these four lines?
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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 18:49 #81501

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Woodford is a bourbon

It can be bought in almost any liquor store in the USA


Hechsher:

Borboun trditionally needs no hechsher it is avery very regulated material by the us government

Now there was a big deal made of a lot of borbouns being owned by jews therefore being a shayla of xhomets she'var alav hapesach

Woodford is not on the list

The list is on the AKO's website

So lchaim

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Re: 1000 MEMBERS OMG (oh my guard) 26 Oct 2010 18:51 #81502

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did you read the Handbook?

just kidding, it is the unofficial official drink of GYE, as directed by our leader and rebbe, bardichev, who is wont to imbibe of it at various happy occasions, as well as in between them
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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