no need to borrow

it can be yours for keeps
humble amd happy is contagious

humble and happy2

humble and HAPPY
bardichev

kutan

you have in your right pocket-"I am dust and ashes"

you have in your left pocket-"the world was created because of me"

Time to switch the papers around.switch them

Read the one in the right every single morning.

The one on the left, you only read if somone calls you a genious,a king,a moishe rabbeinu.

the rest of the time keep it in your left pocket.don't completely forget about it but leave it there.

I love you bardichev, and you too, yechida!

First smile on my face today.

Baruch Hashem

Kutan,

You should be Kutan ⁴ because your light shines in all the Arbah Oilomos :D

bardichev wrote on 03 Aug 2009 16:57:

Heiliga Bardichev,

The Medrash on the Posuk Vayashev Yitzchok B'eretz Meguray Aviv states that "Meguray" is a loshon of being Megayer Gayrim. Just like Avrohom was Megayer Gayrim, so did Yitzchok.

Rav Moshe Wolfson asked where do we see that Yitzchok was Megayer Gayrim, Adaraba, he was Midas Hagevurah and Tzimtzum so he didn't actively pursue a life of being Megayer Gayrim?

He answered what you so elequently said. Yitzchok never left his 4 Amos, but because of his great Avoda, people around him had Hirhurai T'shuva and were Megayer.

Pintele Yid

my dear friends,

let's call this piece "nobody home" or "out of business"

this is printed in the sefer bais avrohom,parshas haazinu.(with some detail embellishment-I have to be honest)

A doctor who was once a great sinner,later did tshuva in a profound way, and he became very close to the Maggid of Mezrich.

He asked the maggid for advice,because surprise surprise, Mr YH was around then too.And old, twisted,sick,demented thoughts would rise up in his brain like an erupting volcano.thoughts from his distant past haunted him and tormented him.

The Maggid told him this parable.A Jew kept an inn selling beer to the townsfolk.and he slept in the back rooms.

Night in and night out these drunks came in to spend hours and hours in this inn,drinking beer,getting drunk,and sometimes getting very abusive

This Jew decided I had enough of being an innkeeper listening to these bums all night long.He became a very successful merchant selling wood.

Problem was that every night these stupid bums kept on coming for the booze,banging and smashing on the door,even though there was a sign that said"out of business"

they come and come,like fleas,like roaches,give us our beer,let us in!!

This Jew tells them.Nothing Doing.Inn is closed.I'm not here.Don't even understand what you are blabbering about.I'm no innkeeper.I'm a wood salesman.

these bums scream "don't you recognize us.we drank your beer for years!!"

The Jew puts on his dumbest looking face and tells these bums"don't think I ever saw you before and I don't want to see you ever again.period."

and finally they get the message,and they leave for good.

This is what the Maggid told this holy doctor.These thought pop up you say to it "no one is home","out of business".you got the wrong guy.don't know what you are talking about.

you ever encountered a harmful individual?you pretend he doesn't exist.Mr Who?never heard of him."I'm telling you something very important" Mr YH says."Oh Yeah?the United Nations is that Way.Go tell them your important news.Youll'e have alot of customers there."

This actually could be alot of fun.

Mr YH tells you your'e a shmuck

and you sing "luck,buck,ruck,kluk,yuk" and then you daven Mincha with true Simcha to the One and Only who truely loves you.

Remember this always.Hashems loves you-his succah Yidin

i wish we could say these paast fgew posts birabbim
from the BEEMAH

I know it might make some people blush

But it might be time to save KLAL YISROEL

If the whole DOR goes down the toilet

it will go down while eating hisachdus overnite kigel
wearing SHEEFA TASHEN
reading KOL HAOLAM KILO
drinking BADATZ PEPSI
 

b

bardichev

you have no idea how much I love you

with great love and respect

mr yechida

yechida do you like my new glasses?
b

R' B., your new pic is phenomenal.
I'm good at snaking toilets.
And thanks for the new post, yechida. I'm working on finding a nigun for
"luck,buck,ruck,kluk,yuk"
The bardichever nigun fits good, but you need it say the yuk twice.... is that OK?
k

wonderful bardichev

bardichev wrote on 04 Aug 2009 19:26:

Heiliga B,

They are perfect...just don't wear them when you are on the street ;D

Pintele

I thought that if you drink BADATZ Pepsi you're guaranteed a spot next to the Kisai Hakavod!! What a dissapointment.

or

woodford for bardichev

b

Heilige Yechida,
Just read your post and couldn't finish as the whole screen seemed to blur through the tears overflowing my eyes and falling down my cheeks ... Tears...Tears... why are you falling down? Why don't you rise instead? Why don't you going up..... and up ....and even more up...jst continue going until you reach the kisei hakovod .... show our tatte in himel , yechidas beautiful posts and the whole GUE network  of yiddelech trying to come close to you.
TEARS, billions of tears... how do you remain silent after trickeling out of all of klal yisroels eyes? why are you dissapearing? Can you go up and testify for all of us, how we are trying? TEARS,have you ever dreamed that out of those windows of tumah, windows xp and windows vista.... will come out such a blinding light that will conquer the world?

tRyInG,

Your words go straight to my heart. All our tears are mingling in Tatte's cup which is filled to the brim. The holy tears of GYE will finally cause it to overflow.

Those tears are falling downwards and flooding the tuma of this worlds, just like the tuma was flooded away with the mabul. GYE is our teiva. Together we are rebuilding the world based on kedusha.

And as the kadosh tears from below rise and swell from sheer volume, they will join up with the waters above and Hashem will see the 2 worlds joining and Mashiach will lead this new world built on kedusha.

For the waters are Torah and it will fill the world from one end to the other.

IYH today!