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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 15:02 #68677

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Briut wrote on 03 Jun 2010 12:05:

Maccabee wrote on 03 Jun 2010 02:54:

So far I haven't gone to a single wrong website. But as soon as I change position suddenly the computer barks. So far its happened twice.

I'm afraid you got the wrong program. K9 is the basic level of protection. It seems you downloaded "Claws" -- the premium package for ultimate security.

It knows when you've been sleeping; it knows when you're awake. It knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.... I'm telling you why: Santa CLAWS is coming to town.

I hope you're not too frum and sheltered to get this awful awful pun. I just couldn't help myself. I'm one sick _puppy_ sometimes. Just, keep your paws to yourself and no one gets hurt.

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[/html]"Let's come back in an hour--Jimmy's doing his Fifth Step with Santa."

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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 15:39 #68680

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Nevermore wrote on 03 Jun 2010 15:02:

"Let's come back in an hour--Jimmy's doing his Fifth Step with Santa."

I don't know who you are, Nevermore, and I'm not sure why we can't just send this stuff over to the Chrstn Corner of the site. (Oh, that's right; we don't have one.)

But I do know that you are one sick & twisted individual. And I like that. Take off your jacket and come in for a while.

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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 16:28 #68716

Maccabee	Okay you guys officialy lost me.
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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 17:19 #68740

briut Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1425 Karma: 0	Whoops. I started it with the Santa CLAWS (vs K9) joke. I'm so very, very sorry. I promise to leave all the Santa / Chrstn stuff alone. Didn't mean to confuse you. I'll say two Hail Marys and then... NO! I PROMISED!
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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 20:03 #68767

Maccabee	Okay guys I figured it out. K9 barks every half hour. Why? I don't know.
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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 22:09 #68782

Maccabee	Okay day has been going well so far. B"H. Chatting a lot with CA. Thanks a ton!
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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 22:23 #68783

yedidyaaleph Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 234 Karma: 1	not sure what your question is. do u mean that when u act out that your chaverim in Bais Medresh should know about it? Why would that be helpful?
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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 23:00 #68789

Maccabee	there's a section in this forum called "beis hamedrash"
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Re: Maccabee's War 03 Jun 2010 23:16 #68793

yedidyaaleph Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 234 Karma: 1	thanks for the reply. I have not made it over there yet. Hope you are doing well. Good night ,I need to go home.
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Re: Maccabee's War 06 Jun 2010 16:55 #69087

Maccabee	Okay so far so good. B"H. My grandparents were here for shabbos so i had a good clean shabbos. Hows everyone else doing?
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Re: Maccabee's War 06 Jun 2010 17:20 #69090

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Maccabee wrote on 06 Jun 2010 16:55:

My grandparents were here for shabbos so i had a good clean shabbos.

Ah, the irony we ALL share here. The presence of our father's father will help keep us clean. But the presence of our collective Father (in heaven, the One Who is always with us) doesn't do it. "May the fear of Heaven exceed your fear of your fellow man."

We all have SO much work to do. Nebbach. Avinu she'ba'shamayim, please forgive us.

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Re: Maccabee's War 06 Jun 2010 18:47 #69093

Maccabee OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	Yes true. But I was just saying that he occupied time. THen again thats your point. But the main thing here is that with each passing day we have to increase our happiness. What happened happened. Hashem knows we are not perfect. The only way we can continue is by staying strong and happy.
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Re: Maccabee's War 07 Jun 2010 02:35 #69188

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Maybe we all need to simply adopt a grandfather. Ideally, one who'll live with us. Who'll ask us to cook breakfast (no time to linger in bed with lingering fantasies from our dreams). Get him dressed (a reminder that dressing and undressing somebody else isn't necessarily erotic). Read him a story (one with a little more plot than the ones with plain brown wrappers). Suddenly, there's no time and perhaps no desire to fall.

I think we're on to something here.

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Re: Maccabee's War 07 Jun 2010 03:34 #69195

Maccabee OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	lol
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Re: Maccabee's War 07 Jun 2010 14:27 #69265

Maccabee OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	Arrghh!! Fell today after four days. I was just really tired it was like one in the morning, and i just had this nagging feeling in the back of my mind which would not go away. Now, however, I have to keep moving forward. Can't let the YH bog me down!!
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