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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 14 Dec 2009 22:21 #34711

kedusha
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guardureyes wrote on 14 Dec 2009 21:40:

If anyone else would like to be a part of this, please send me a PM ASAP.

I think you might want to start selling your valuables, Kedusha

Do you have silver candlesticks? Kiddush cups? Electrical appliances? (like a Toaster). Clothes? (like Socks)... Well, start selling them.

Kedusha's socks up for auction:
Do I hear $500??
Going once,
Going twice,
...

Not sure if Guard understands yet what's going on here . . .

Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!

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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 15 Dec 2009 01:39 #34737

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	Rage ATM wrote on 15 Dec 2009 01:15: he's a little slow...give him some time he'll figure it out... I explained it to him, and he's very appreciative.
	Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'! Last Edit: by th123.

Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 15 Dec 2009 10:54 #34863

the.guard Current streak: 697 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6436 Karma: 137	Ok, so I get it now. Chanukah GELT!! ;D A surprise donation from the ~~Kedusha~~ Holy members of the forum, ~~Raged~~ raised behind my back. Makes me want to ~~Lach~~ laugh! ;D. Wow, that is truly sweet. I am very touched. You guys are something else. THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED!
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 15 Dec 2009 11:21 #34875

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Oh Guard maybe now you can actually offord the Woodford you promised us?? ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 15 Dec 2009 19:16 #34996

Steve Current streak: 5034 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder I Posts: 903 Karma: 2	Mazal Stove Reb Guard, and Rebbetzin Guardina. This is an Olam Hapech, which is why the Chanukah Gift wasn't as large as you deserve. Wait - if this is an Olam Hapech, does that mean that when I get to Shomayim, I'll be barrel-chested? A freilechen chanukah!! Steve.
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 16 Dec 2009 15:05 #35228

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guardureyes wrote on 15 Dec 2009 10:54:

Ok, so I get it now. Chanukah GELT!! ;D

A surprise donation from the ~~Kedusha~~ Holy members of the forum, ~~Raged~~ raised behind my back. Makes me want to ~~Lach~~ laugh! ;D.

Wow, that is truly sweet. I am very touched.

You guys are something else.

THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED!

Final call: If you did not participate in the Chanukah gift to our beloved Guard, and would like to do so, please send me a PM ASAP. My apologies to those who were not previously contacted, but, in order to keep this a surprise, we were unable to post about it on the forum. We did our best to privately contact everyone who we thought would be interested, but we undoubtedly left a number of people out (again, my apologies for the oversight). If you'd like to show your Hakaras HaTov, please contact me before Shabbos.

Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!

Last Edit: 16 Dec 2009 15:36 by lookingforhelp1.

Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 16 Dec 2009 18:04 #35284

MosheW Current streak: 90 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	Sorry to disappoint you but the very nature of the noble peace prize is that it only goes to non deserving recipients!!!! There must be some mistake.
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 16 Dec 2009 18:21 #35288

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	Moshew wrote on 16 Dec 2009 18:04: Sorry to disappoint you but the very nature of the noble peace prize is that it only goes to non deserving recipients!!!! There must be some mistake. At least in recent years. But we specifically acknowledged the anomaly. rehab-my-site.com/guardureyes/forum/index.php?topic=1358.0
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 16 Dec 2009 20:30 #35302

MosheW Current streak: 90 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	At least give it another name or start something new. What if noble people decide to have a reunion??????
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 16 Dec 2009 20:36 #35303

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	Anyway, we just needed a nice way to break the news to Guard (about his Chanukah gift). I thought my idea was very creative - don't you agree?! > :D ;D :
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 18 Dec 2009 08:55 #35709

silentbattle Current streak: 1628 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3734 Karma: 15	Kedusha, thank you again for organizing this! And by the way, I did like your method of breaking the news!
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 22 Jun 2011 17:28 #109343

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	Kedusha, when do you want to do this again?
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Re: Breaking News - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize is None Other than . . . 22 Jun 2011 18:53 #109349

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	Yosef, this is just as bad as starting a new thread. You're making the whole SMF spin on its head! > ;D
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