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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 02:18 #309315

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cordnoy wrote on 27 Mar 2017 00:08:

Workingguy wrote on 26 Mar 2017 23:43:
This thread is a cross between Alice in Wonderland and Heath Ledger's joker in Batman. I don't know what the @&)# is flying but that's probably my fault. 

And Una, I'll take as much responsibility as I think I carry. Don't want to enable soneone else's issues. 

Wonder what that mixture would look like; probably cute; no?

Ok don't go there because there is a pop-culture answer to that and I'm not sure if that's what you're alluding to. I've learned never to underestimate how current you are on the latest 

Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 04:26 #309323

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Workingguy wrote on 27 Mar 2017 02:18:

cordnoy wrote on 27 Mar 2017 00:08:

Workingguy wrote on 26 Mar 2017 23:43:
This thread is a cross between Alice in Wonderland and Heath Ledger's joker in Batman. I don't know what the @&)# is flying but that's probably my fault. 

And Una, I'll take as much responsibility as I think I carry. Don't want to enable soneone else's issues. 

Wonder what that mixture would look like; probably cute; no?

Ok don't go there because there is a pop-culture answer to that and I'm not sure if that's what you're alluding to. I've learned never to underestimate how current you are on the latest 

This one I don't know, at least I think I don't. 
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 07:49 #309341

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Don't worry, this whole thread's a mashal
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 17:30 #309385

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Trouble wrote on 26 Mar 2017 19:04:

MayanHamisgaber wrote on 26 Mar 2017 18:59:

Trouble wrote on 26 Mar 2017 18:54:

unanumun wrote on 26 Mar 2017 18:42:

Trouble wrote on 26 Mar 2017 18:32:

unanumun wrote on 26 Mar 2017 18:23:

Workingguy wrote on 26 Mar 2017 16:43:
There's a difference between venting about the difficulties caused by your interactions with other people, and actually blaming them. 








Is there really a difference? 
the common denominator is focusing on the other person or thing. 
Both will not get you very far in life, because there will always be someone that doesn't follow along the script as you thought it should go. 
one must strive to be whole with oneself and with Hashem and know that whatever happens to him is custom made for him. Either as a direct result of his own actions or as a way to work on himself. 

The story is told about some Rebbe in Europe that worked hard to get special wool from eretz yisraeldike sheep for his new tzitzis. after much effort he was pleased to have attained the desired wool. 
He excitedly gave the wool to his chasid, the expert tailor to make the beged for the tzitzis.
While working on the wool, the tailor got all confused and when he went to cut the whole in the middle for the head, he accidentally cut two wholes in the beged.
Embarrassed but with no choice he brought the two holed beged to the rebbe. He nervously awaited the Rebbe's reaction, fearing what divrey mussar he was going to get from him. 
the rebbe smiled and said: "gevaldig, that's exactly what i needed. a beged with two holes - one to stick my head in and one to test my kaas"

that's what it is all about. that's how we can live life. (I wish that one day I can give you an example from my own life, but in the meantime at least this is what I am striving for)

Maybe he got confused, for he didn't know how to cut a "whole" in middle of a beged.

Oh! so now you are blaming me.

Well, did you say over the story rong, or was it the rebbe's fault? The blame's gotta go someplace.

no it doesn't

Then, where does it go?

Sometimes it just evaporates.

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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 18:31 #309392

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Entertainment!?

At least I'm good for something.
I'll let my wife know.
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 18:32 #309393

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Singularity wrote on 27 Mar 2017 07:49:
Don't worry, this whole thread's a mashal

And what might the nimshal be, O wise one?
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 18:35 #309395

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Hey, can I make a suggestion?

When you have 2 posts right after each other, can you alternate the timing of the bald vs. hair standing on end? It adds more to the MPD feel.
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 18:53 #309398

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eslaasos wrote on 27 Mar 2017 18:35:
Hey, can I make a suggestion?

When you have 2 posts right after each other, can you alternate the timing of the bald vs. hair standing on end? It adds more to the MPD feel.

Thanks,

May I make a suggestion in return?

Perhaps, based on your mental state and attitude at the time of your post, you should alternate your avatar pictures between you kicking the horse and the horse kicking you.
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 18:57 #309399

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And your wife doesn't think you're funny?

Maybe leave the kicking outside.

Isn't that what the 2 pictures signify?
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 18:58 #309400

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Now this is entertainment 
very important thread: guardyoureyes.com/forum/20-Important-Threads/19180-FEEL-THE-HUGS%21%21%21" option="guardyoureyes.com/forum/20-Important-Threads/19180-FEEL-THE-HUGS%21%21%21">FEEL THE HUGS!!!

Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 19:50 #309405

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eslaasos wrote on 27 Mar 2017 18:57:
And your wife doesn't think you're funny?

Maybe leave the kicking outside.

Isn't that what the 2 pictures signify?

Don't know about you, but my wife doesn't get close enough to me to even attempt a kick.
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 21:13 #309411

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eslaasos wrote on 27 Mar 2017 18:57:
And your wife doesn't think you're funny?

Maybe leave the kicking outside.

Isn't that what the 2 pictures signify?

Truth be told, I'm with the Shteeble yid on this one. I have no idea what your avatar means. But if I think about it, I can't believe it, so I have no way of going about it.
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 21:16 #309412

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Enough with the commercial breaks; time to figure out life. As my wife was leaving the bedroom this morning, she threw a clean towel on my bed. Even a dunce like me can figure out that sign.
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Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 21:28 #309413

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whose fault is it that you smell?

Re: It's all their fault (and that's the truth!) 27 Mar 2017 21:55 #309418

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Trouble wrote on 27 Mar 2017 21:16:
Enough with the commercial breaks; time to figure out life. As my wife was leaving the bedroom this morning, she threw a clean towel on my bed. Even a dunce like me can figure out that sign.

I promptly folded it nicely and placed it on shelf in linen closet.

I am not sure why she was giving me those smug looks by breakfast time.

Once again, I was not to blame.
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