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Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 22 Nov 2012 17:15 #148345

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first number is hours of sleep you got last night
second number is how many bowls of cheerios you ate for breakfast
does that clear it up?
(note, understanding this does not necessarily mean you are on the correct planet)
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 22 Nov 2012 20:30 #148356

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mr. wrote on 22 Nov 2012 15:39:

2


breaking Haiku rules helps lift one from the lowliness on having to eat overcooked turkey

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 22 Nov 2012 22:08 #148365

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HEY! today is day number 23 minus the kollel is 22! 22! 22! 22!

EVRY JEWE A 22! EVRY JEWE A 22! EVRY JEWE A 22!

I feel like 22.22

You gotta use yer 22 (22 lettes in he-brew alpha-bet) to kill the Lefty stinker cheapskate snakeoil salesman bridgeselling scumbag ! Yup he knows it and he's scared and running,

He's throwin' all he got to triy to save his stinkin skin,

well it aint gonna help - ah got the KACH (Kovesh Chivia) WE GONNA WIN!

Calling to arms all KAC"H members it's an all out war on the YH - give no quarter, Surrender is death!
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

([size=8pt]i'm writing this listeng to YBC kol hamispalell on headphones fully cranked!

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 22 Nov 2012 22:45 #148369

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 22 Nov 2012 17:15:

first number is hours of sleep you got last night
second number is how many bowls of cheerios you ate for breakfast
does that clear it up?
(note, understanding this does not necessarily mean you are on the correct planet)

Oh, OK. Then it's 5 + 4 = 6

...I think.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 22 Nov 2012 23:36 #148374

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mr. wrote on 22 Nov 2012 22:08:

([size=8pt]i'm writing this listeng to YBC kol hamispalell on headphones fully cranked!


I was thinking more along the lines of "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" (the Kill Bill theme song)

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 23 Nov 2012 04:48 #148394

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This guy can befeirush write out the words, "Kill Bill" - yet I need to write "M**" and "P**"?!

Ah chutzpah!

6 + 6 = 9

Anybody have extra Cheerios? I'm running out, here...
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 23 Nov 2012 05:37 #148396

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I never said you had to although on November 5th I wrote p#$% and on October 14th I wrote mas#$.

I will now say it without fear

VOLDEMORT

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 23 Nov 2012 05:39 #148398

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Hah! You are a hopless (and hopeless) genius! It's exactly that same thing as the fear of saying Voldy. It gives it more power! Buwahahahahahah.

I'm going to bed now, and surrendering my lust for Cheerios completely.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 23 Nov 2012 05:45 #148400

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Multi-grain?

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 23 Nov 2012 17:24 #148426

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Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 23 Nov 2012 17:41 #148429

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dov wrote on 23 Nov 2012 05:39:

Hah! You are a hopless...


I just had Lagunitas for the first time last Shabbos please don't call me hopless

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 25 Nov 2012 06:44 #148468

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Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is better.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 26 Nov 2012 16:21 #148531

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Butterbeer rocks!

Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 26 Nov 2012 16:29 #148532

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mr. wrote on 26 Nov 2012 16:21:

Butterbeer rocks!

;D

6:45AM - .22
8:45AM - 2.22
11:25AM - 6.22
B"H!!!!!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


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Re: How Is Your Day Going? "The Next Generation HI" 26 Nov 2012 16:43 #148534

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B"H I am over a month (39 to be exact) just not giving in and I am not looking on the street!! This has lead me into the longest streak of cleanliness I have had since I learnt to masturbate.

Yitzchok
The opposite of addiction is not sobriety, it’s connection
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