Thank YIOOU ZEMMS, FOR THE COKMPLIMENT. THOUGH I must confess I LIKE mt'S NAME (FISHEL) BeTTER THAN "TOGBRP" ALWAYS BETTER FISHEL THAN BURP. IF yoU KNOW WHAT I Mean.
bARDichEV wrote on 04 Oct 2011 18:36:
שיעור בהלכות דעות וחובות הלבבותמפי האדמו"ר מבארסדטאון שליט"א
My teshuvah plan.
Do nothing.
Nuffin.
Just tashlich kapporaos.
Selichos.
Wear sneakers klapp ushamni.
Fast.
Say tatty I promise I will be better.
Oisfast.
KOT
Battle plan.
I try not to look at women.
I try not to lOok in cars.
I try.
I try.
If I do.
I try not to look at the chest area.
If.
I do.
I do.
Nuu nuu kot!
I will not get bent out of shape.
Stay away from an ufiltered computer.
Its like walking into a strip club just to buy a soda.
Stay away!!
If I wiLl.
Or when I will fall.
I am telling the YH right now.
I will not lie there to smushh me like a dead bug.
I may fall.
I won't turn the other cheek KOT
addict is a dead man walking.
Ididnt come to this terra firma to live deadly.
I came to live and liven up. All we need is happiness.
It is only found in delving into a blatt gemara.
Peppered with rashy a healthy dose of tsofos.
AND bu helping other jews.
Really helping visiting the sick burying the dead
just eat a muffin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did this sudden muffin addiction come from? Did you see a parade of muffin triggers walking down the street
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?
Sometimes the rebbe disguises his prayers so that the external forces can't grab them away, and they can ascend higher into the supernal realms. If you note, muffin rhymes with truckin... Sort of. When the rebbe sez eat a muffin, its a code way of saying a heiliger keep on truckin! Also in other places, he may say 'keep truckin on' and its possible the future may show us other variations, like 'on truckin keep', 'keep on muffin', keep truckin and muffin' keep huffin and puffin' eat stuffin' hey not ruffin (around), or some other cryptic reference.
The innr essence of all of these is a dual message of chizuk intertwined with a secret prayer to the Almighty that the soul of the one this statement is aimed at continue the battle for oliness. (Monstuh truckin, though is sounds like a greater level, is actually a lower level. As its focus is the chitzonius and monstuhkite. Real heilige truckin is refered to by kabbalsists as quiet, or silent truckin. This references the low still hum of a truckers engine that's functioning so smoothly you almost can't tell its operating. )
there could be a deep kavono in the muffin indulgment session
a muffin is available in many varietys
many toppings
many flavors
can be filled with hot pudding
with or without choc chips/sprinkles/raisins/many colors
with a hot sauce on it, or without
with a side dish or without
yom kippur is the same, the day passes the same for everyone, but how you chhose to use it is different to everyones taste
I got it!
Must
Uplift
Falling
Friend
In
Need
after consultation with the rebbe himself and some thought here is my thesis about the sudden popularity of AYT muffins and the reason bakeshops across the country are reporting a shortage.
during these days of elul and Aseres Yemei Teshuva people sometimes get stressed out.
for ostensibly good reasons.
it's Elul!! it's R"H! it's Y"K!!
i must/need/want to DO SOMETHING.
i must/need/want to FEEL the yomim noraim.
how can i wear crocs/read Hamodia/drink cappuccino?
can i talk a walk, a nap, mow the lawn?
yes, a person should DO SOMETHING for the Yomim Noraim. learn some mussar be'hispaalus, ask mechila for a boo boo you made, examine your life, take steps in the right direction.
But....
do not think you can become Mr.PureHolyMasmid after learning Mesilas Yesharim for 15 minutes and making a resolution that starting now i am gonna be good. uh uh. not gonna happen. and the RBSO is not asking that of you. He wants you to work at it. But at a manageable pace.
so get up earlier for selichos, daven, learn, examine your life, make amends. don't let the Yomim Noraim pass by and be forgotten with the kittel until Pesach. But don't lose your balance. Don't bite off more than you can chew. as Gibbor120 recently said: "aim for the small, accomplish the big". or as Rebbe B says: Keep on Trucking.
You can still smile, laugh, wear crocs at home, drink a cappuccino,
AND eat a (pas yisrael) muffin.
bARDichEV wrote on 05 Oct 2011 20:13:
zemmy bingo!!!!!!!!!!!
heuni i was just in lowerbardstown heimishe bake shoppe and cafe
a very nice looking woman was standing next to me online
i didnt make eye contact i was concentating to look at the coffee machine
she asks the server
"can I please have a diet blueberry muffin"
i smiled to myself
keepp on trucking!!!!!!!
SEE MORE OVER THERE ON THAT THRED, SOPME GOOD STUUFS ABOUT MUFFINS