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TOPIC: Shomaim News Report 8654 Views

Re: Shomaim News Report 25 Sep 2009 02:17 #20370

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	Jerusalem - Beitar Illit Rabbonim Announce City-Wide Ban Against Open Internet www.vosizneias.com/38973/2009/09/24/jerusalem-beitar-illit-rabbonim-announce-city-wide-ban-against-open-internet
	Last Edit: by shubaevp@gmail.com.

Re: Shomaim News Report 25 Sep 2009 02:25 #20372

letakain OFFLINE Platinum Boarder KOTNMW Posts: 5036 Karma: 64	naive commenters............. : oy! they should stay pure all their lives!
	I am proud of myself today because of who I am becoming with progress, not perfection one day at a time I am a pickle, and I'll never be a cucumber again. and pickles are YUM! my thread: guardyoureyes.com/forum/6-Women-on-the-way-to-90-Days/248941-Letakains-internet-addiction-journal Last Edit: by simplybroken.

Re: Shomaim News Report 25 Sep 2009 03:42 #20380

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	Yes! That's the one thing that I hate about that web site. The negative comments and feedback is so many times below disgusting. Like a sewer backup some people feel that everything they have on there mind has to come out.
	Last Edit: by yes12.

Re: Shomaim News Report 25 Sep 2009 11:18 #20429

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	OY, GUard what do I do now? My K9 keeps getting uninstalled somehow. Bye bye internet. Bye bye GYE :'( :'( :'( :'(
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by 433h.

Re: Shomaim News Report 25 Sep 2009 12:45 #20448

habib613	do you want to try a different filter and see if that works? then maybe trying will use it too
	Last Edit: by shiksalover.

Re: Shomaim News Report 28 Sep 2009 21:16 #20663

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My K9 keeps getting uninstalled somehow. Bye bye internet. Bye bye GYE :'( :'( :'(

Augh, women! The moment something goes wrong they think the world is coming to an end. (Oy, and the crying is the worst!!)

Mom, take it easy. There are other filters out there. Check out our filter section.

And besides, you are already addicted to GYE, so you don't have to be afraid of going other places on the internet. Your addiction won't let you. So what do you need a filter for so badly? Remember, there is nothing but GYE. Everything else is hot-air. You know that.

Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.

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Re: Shomaim News Report 29 Sep 2009 08:51 #20730

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	guardureyes wrote on 28 Sep 2009 21:16: My K9 keeps getting uninstalled somehow. Bye bye internet. Bye bye GYE :'( :'( :'( Augh, women! The moment something goes wrong they think the world is coming to an end. (Oy, and the crying is the worst!!) Guard, please tell your wife that if she ever needs chizuk living with you 24/7 Im here for her! Men!
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by mburns.

Re: Shomaim News Report 29 Sep 2009 11:21 #20762

G38 OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 233 Karma: 1	Mom An easy one. A woman was created after the man asked for it, as life was to boring alone. (Wish they would just keep to it)
	Last Edit: by Brave soul.

Re: Shomaim News Report 29 Sep 2009 11:42 #20765

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	We're good at livening up the place!
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by 16031.

Re: Shomaim News Report 29 Sep 2009 11:57 #20767

G38 OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 233 Karma: 1	Till the men come in, that is, then you hide behind those mechitses and make such a noise.
	Last Edit: by יאנוש.

Re: Shomaim News Report 29 Sep 2009 12:29 #20772

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Shomayim news:

It has been falsely reported in this newspaper that the women have been disturbing the peace.
Any future slanderous comments will be dealt with according to female interpretation of the law.

IN order to set the record straight, we will share the contents of female conversation behind the mechitza:
-The latest shmuzzim by Rav Wolfson, Rav Moshe Shapiro, Rv Tzvi Meir or Rebbe Nachman
-How to solve the financial crisis within the American government (were they to listen to us, everything would have been solved months ago)
-Hashkofok ramifications of the HUG thread

Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"

Last Edit: by Ta74.

Re: Shomaim News Report 29 Sep 2009 12:39 #20773

G38 OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 233 Karma: 1	MOM My friends at work look at me as if I need to be hospitalised, bursting out in laughter like this. If they expell me till I bring a note from my mother would you give me one?
	Last Edit: by bzebze.

Re: Shomaim News Report 12 Oct 2009 15:14 #22655

bardichev

THIS IS NEWS
EVERY WORD IS 100% TRUE

LAST NIGHT AT NE-ILASS HACHAG

IN A SHUL ON THE WESTERN END OF LONG ISLAND(ie BOOKLYN NY)

I HAD THE ZECHUS TO DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY WITH YOUR EDITOR

EFSHAR LETAKEN!!

YES HE MET SOME OF THE LITTLE b'S

HE WILL GIVE YOU A FULL REPORT ON MY DANCING SKILLS

WE DANCED LIKE THER IS NO TOMORROW AND THERE WAS NEVER A YESTERDAY!!

SO THIS IS WHAT WE RESOLVED!!!

SIMCHA and joy AGANTZ YUHR FREILICHH!!!!!

NO MATTER WHAT

NO MATTER WHEN

NO MATTER HOW

NO MATTER SLIP FALL BOTH NEITHER

SIMCHA SIMCHA SIMCHA!!!!
b

Last Edit: by Mike2.

Re: Shomaim News Report 12 Oct 2009 15:47 #22665

G38 OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 233 Karma: 1	In the Chovas Hatalmidim the holy Piasetsner Rebbe writes that just like when you shake a cloth the dust falls of so is it when Jews are dancing and shedding their aveires at that time. so next time you dance by a mitsva, like a wedding etc. remember those words and it will add a lot to it.
	Last Edit: by Funnysister.