Shomaim News Report - Simche Section

I promised Breaking news & here it is.

It may be more exciting to me then to anyone else, so sorry if I got anyone over excited & all they got was this.

I Thank Hashem from the bottom of my heart with so much Joy,
For giving me just now a new & holy Neshome, such a cute little Boy.

Hashem has given me a gift for my 90 days Clean,
What a hug, if you know what I Mean.

I wish you all many simches & hugs from Hashem Above,
When you get that hug, only then will you know the meaning of Love.

I ask Hashem to give this little boy the Power to Fight,
To make everything wrong in this world, Right.

To Everyone in the USA Good Night,
And to all of you in the Holy land, Good Morning, & let there be Lite!

Mazal Tov!
E.L.

*screech* mazal tov!!!!!!!!!!!!!
may you be zoche to much nachas from him!
this is the biggest breaking news since... i don't know when.
mazaltovmazaltovmazaltovmazaltov!

Thanx Habib,

IY"H by you a big boy! Bekoroiv!

MMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!

THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING NEWS I COULD'VE IMAGINED. AM SO HAPPY ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (sorry for not being u dan lkaf zchus...)
May this heilige neshomola bring light and kedusha to this world.....
ASACH YIDDISH NACHAS!!
Mazel Tov again!

Thanks TryinG,

No harsh fealings.

I know how frustrating it can be to wait around for some gr8 news.

Can't wait to hear some good news from you very soon.

MAZEL TOV!!!!
And a beautiful poem!

May he only grow and prosper, both in Ruchnius and Gashmius, until 120- never taking for granted the incredible influence of his father....Amen!

A Troika heir!!

Thanx Reb Will,

IY"H bai dir oif simches.

Why are you still up.

Memaileh me, nu! I have a reason.

Nights are Danger! Nuch der tsi if the family is in the catskels.

Gai Shluffen!

With all the love in the world holy brother.
E.L.

100% right.

Oh oh!

Mom! Mom! Trying is out of bed.

She needs to be punished!

Ok! Mom says No Sushi for a week!

Mazal Tov to E.L
May he be a Gadol Be'Yisra-E.L!

May your first sobriety baby
never need the GYE navy

born inside a Teiva
safe amidst a mabul of taivah

protected by his father; a captain
both at home and in heaven!

Dear Efshar and Rebbitzen Efshar,

MAZAL TOV, MAZAL TOV!

What wonderful news! I couldnt think of anything more exciting; not just for you, but for Klal Yisrael.
May you be zoche to raise him, and all his siblings, l'torah, l'chupah u'lemaase tovim. with constant siyata dishmaya throughout.

Efshar, Im in Eretz Yisroel- it was morning! By the way you made my day.... The entire morning I was thinking about how beautiful this is...Mazel Tov again!!

                                                                                           מזל טוב!! תזכו לגדלו לתורה לחופה ולמעשים טובים                                      

E.L.

MAZEL TOV! MAZEL TOV!

Hey why the double?

I will tell you why.

I ALSO HAD A BABY BOY LAST NIGHT. 

MAZEL TOV TO YOU AND MAZEL TOV TO ME

I AM SO EXCITED TO BE SHARING THIS OCCASION WITH YOU.

I AM TOO TIRED TO WRITE ANY POETRY NOW!  I COULD USE A BED

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT...

...BUT NEED TO START GETTING READY FOR THE SHALOM ZACHOR

THE BRIS WILL TAKE PLACE, I"YH AT THE BEIS MEDRESH OF GYE

SEE YOU ALL THERE.

MAZEL TOV YAAKOV!!