As the year is coming to an end "Shomaim News" is getting many reports of the Satan working over time this year more then any other, & is running around like a chicken without a head.

So Shomaim News did some inside investigations to find out why & what the Menuval is so busy with.

Turns out that this year is different then any other in history all because of some web site down on earth called GYE.

The Satan has lost so many of his Sr. & Jr. Customers due to GYE and knows he's in for much bigger losses in the year ahead.

He tried effortlessly to get back some of the biggest warriors on GYE from both sides of the Mechitsa but they are all still in the fight to bring him down as many times as he tried with every weapon he knows of.

Thus far he lost every battle he fought, for the GYE members know that all he wants is them to give up & they don't! They just wash there wounds & fight on.

On the other side of the isle the good Malochim are dancing with pride & are so happy.

When Shomaim News asked one Malach what are they so happy about, after all its a Yom Hadin?! To which the Malach replied, "This Year We Will Have An Easy Time Defeating The Menuval, We Have GYE As Proof That Hashems Children Didn't Sell Out!"

Like on guy by the name Uri (that made news in shomaim many times) said it best "You Don't Know What Your Doing To This Place!" Gevald is that true!

If only the GYE members would know what they have done & keep on doing in Shomaim they would be jumping for joy all Rosh Hashono.

ahhh.......tears are coming.....of happiness?

I'm totally printing this out

THANK YOU, EFSHAR!!!!!!!!!!

Ha! For once letakains last :D

Efshar Letaken,

MAZAL TOV!

And Beautiful Poem!

Nishmas

TrYiNg wrote on 18 Sep 2009 17:51:

hey! no fair! you never said there was a competition!! >
i'm gonna up my game! watch out, trying!

No Fighting Girls! or you will make it to the head lines.

that was the point in the first place  ;D

M.T.!

green points for anyone who gets it!!!!!!!
check my thread!!!!!!! ;D

OH, OH, I KNOW, I KNOW!!!!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

EFSHAR, THIS WARRANTS A NEWS REPORT!!!!!

I will try but please do me a favor & fill in for me.

I know you can.

If you don't then I will try to find time.

She really deserves it.

I can't wait for your Simche let it be soon, B'Shu Toiva U'Mitslaches

The Day The Heaves Shook!

You may ask was it an earth quake?

Perhaps another Punch by the GYE members to the Y"H?

Well there was no earthquake & yes GYE shakes the heavens on a daily bases but nope, this one was a Mega Shake.

So what was it you ask so curiously.

Well well well,
this is the story I have to Tell.

There's this Girl, Letkain is her Name,
Yes! It is only her, for all this noise you can Blame.

She became a GYE member,not that long ago,
Yet in this short time she put up an impressive Show.

An inspiration for all GYE members down Below,
And dealt the Y"H a huge Blow.

So in Shomaim they decided to start the year at GYE with a Simche Indeed,
And Letakain with Her Gevaldiger Shiduch did Succeed.

When she spilled her secret She put in life on the Line,
But she knew that by listening to Daas Torah she will be just Fine.

I hope her Choson relieses what a real jewel he did Get,
She will be a real Eishes Chail on that we can Bet.

So that's what shook shomaiyn up Above,
But down below too, for her there was so much Love.

A L'Chaim was set up GYE Style,
The simche was so big you could hear it from a Mile.

Bardichev the Rebbe & a great simche organizer too,
RATM at the Bar Tender & a DJ who Knew.

Habib baked some Cakes,
RATM made some Shakes,
7up with her Fruit & Vegi Chosson Kallah models & Makes
While Uri Brought along all his Flakes. (And some JW)

Struggle shopped for all the Stuff,
Then the Music blasted, & we couldn't get Enough.

The Oilom came puring in with the Mazel Tovs piled High,
The simche reached, right up to the Sky.

Suddenly everyone became quite Sha Shtill,
Reb Guard had a few words from his heart he did Spill.

Trying showed up to clean up the Mess,
And got Sushi & Ice Cream all over her Dress.

So now that you know what the rocus was all About,
All is left is for us to pray & Shout.

Hashem give this Girl & her future Husband a life of Inner Peace & Love,
And may this Simche bring many more to Klal Yisroel from the one Above .

May we all be Zoiche to the biggest Simche of All,
Because when Moshiach comes we will never again Fall.

Efshar
Shomaim News
Good Morning/Night

P.S.
I know its 2:45 in the AM but you deserve it.
Am I not Amazing?!
Shoor! Avaade I Am!
And I'm an Anav too (Yes! Bigger then Rabeinu Guard)

E.L.,

Amazing!
and Amen!