Honestly, we understand.  Please get some sleep, my friend!

Shomaim News Report - "Classifieds"

A Heavenly Media Co. has job openings in the following fields.

1) Writers - To write inspirational columns.
2) Reporters - To report what they "speculate" Shomaim is reacting to Daily Happenings in GYE
3) Interviewers - To Interview Members on GYE i.e. what's their Story? How they got to GYE? How are they doing now? what helped them most? so on & so forth.
4) Poets - To post nice Poems, or Songs.
5) Humorous People - For our Fun Section i.e. Reb b.

Requirements

1) Have to be a member of GYE
2) Must be familiar with whats happening on GYE

Since this is a Heavenly Paper the Payment & Reward that we offer is way larger then any number we can put in writing & is mostly based on how many Souls you Touch with the Holy work you will be doing.

You are automatically hired if you fit the description above. You can start working right away.

Thanks
Self Proclaimed Editor & Chief
E.L.

Shomaim News Report - "Headlines"

The Malochim in Shomaim are trembling!

You might think it's because of ELUL. Well that too, but they are trembling because GYE lost (hopefully for short term only) some of their top Commandos.

At the top of the list they lost the Mother & Rebbitzen of the Forum "7Up".

The Cries from her daughters & friends where heard Aad Lev HaShomaim.

One (from out of GYE town) might ask, Hey! What's the big deal?! they have Parents!

But they don't understand that their real parents don't know their own daughters as 7up did.

Their own parents can't help them even if they wanted to, as much as 7up did.

But the good news is that as always, Hashem has a Grand Plan which is best for us & if we just have a little patients we will see & understand what good has come out of this (hopefully short) loss, for us and for 7up who I'm sure would love to still be with us at this time but is following Daas Torah as what Hadrocho to take in life.

Then we have this Holy Soul Uri, who was and is a precious asset to GYE as well who did what is the Rotsoin Hashem & Back in Yeshive now is missed tons by the GYE Family.

So as much as they are missed, we have tons of talent & Holy neshomos still on board.

Maybe it's a Heavenly sign that it's time for others to shine their inner beauty out on the forum to fill the void.

I have a feeling that tomorrows headlines will read (even thou I will probably be out for the day)

"GYE Members Suprise The Heavens"

Even after yesterdays news, they are up & running into Rosh Chodesh Elul full force...........

Gut Shabbos
E.L.

Efshar Letaken wrote on 21 Aug 2009 05:01:


Beautiful post, Efshar. 

Now, put those chick peas in platters!

Mazal Tov!

DID SOMEONE CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION???

THAT qualified for my daily chuckle.
Thanks, Dr. B.

I AM TRYING ( NO I AM bardichev TrYiNG IS SOMEONE ELSE OHH SOMEONE IS ALSO A PERSON)

bardichev wrote on 25 Aug 2009 17:11:


so THAT is where the 3 stooges got it from...

Who's On First?

Someone!

What's his name?

Me!

You?

No! Me!

That's what I said! You?

No! Me! that's his name! Me!

Oh! someone told me that they are tryinG to get some 7up for the game.

I'm confused! 7up is not playing at all these days & "someone" is but "tryinG" took off as well!

Efshar! (Maybe)

No! of course! not Efshar! hes making a Bris tomorrow.

I could go on forever gotta go.

Abbott & Costello wannabe

FARVOOOS REDT MEN IN MITTEN DANINEN
NUUUUUUUUU

oib di rebbe vult nisht gedavent aazah lange shtileh shmoine esrei vult di oilom nisht geredt sports in miten davenin.

YETZT HUT MIN GERDT SPORTS IN REBBEISHE POLITIK

you're both hilarious!  ;D but your forcing me to change my name again to fit in! just kidding!

dear editor
IS ANYTHING GOING ON IN SHAMAYIM?
OF COURSE EVERYTHING IS GOING ON IN SHAMAYIM
BUT.. ANY NAYIZ (NEWS) FOR US ?
b

who stopped the presses?