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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 08:57 #28621

TrYiNg	Maybe its that raw emotion that I don't like men : : Hey, I x realized its so late. Sory if I kept u up. shkoyach for keepig me sober. gei shluffen.
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 09:00 #28622

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	I'm gonna get some sleep now so that I'm partially human tomorrow. Laylay Tov Chalomot N'Eemim
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 09:51 #28629

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	News Update by freelance reporter 7up: Gevalldig achdus and caring on the Shomayim News Report thread. Efshar keeps tRyInG from slipping and gets her to open up. Nothing less than a Shamayim ness!
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by yadayada.

Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 10:51 #28638

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Efshar Letaken wrote on 16 Nov 2009 06:19:

To whom this may concern, I the self proclaimed editor & chief of shomaim news is excited to announce that I will be making a trip to Israel the Holy land before & around chanuka time.

I would love to meet some of our holy brothers if possible.

Uri,

Do you know were I can buy some sforim while I'm there?

Well you can look me up if youd like. Im not sure if im a holy brother yet. but maybe by chanuka I HOPE ill be a little bit more holy than i am now.

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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 12:38 #28651

habib613	This thread is GEVALDIGGGGG!!! don't know what else to say
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 15:58 #28733

bardichev	WHO IS GOING TO BELLVUE TO BRING CHANNI MUFFINS AND CAPPACINNO??
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:00 #28734

habib613	wait chani? why? i thought she's bringing harry muffins?
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:08 #28747

bardichev

HABIB I CANT DIVULGE THE STORY BUT WAIT ...

U HAVEN'T SEEN CHANI YET

SHE AINT NO MAMELAH..

AND WHEN HARRY GETS OUT OF THE 'COMA'

HE MIGHT PREFER SOLITARY!!

NUFF SAID

ANY MORE HINTS

YOU CAN BEG EFSHAR LETAKAIN (MY GABBEH AND EDITOR)

ONE LAST THING HARRY IS FICTION CHANI IS FICTION (YES LETAKAIN DONT DAVEN FOR YANKI UNDER THE CHUPPAH)

WE WILL REVIEW ALL THE LESSONS "AFTER THE STORY IS COMPLETE

THE POINT IS NO-ONE CAN SAY "MY ADDICTION IS MY BUSINESS"

GOTTA GO!MY EDITOR IS HOUNDING ME FOR FRESH COPY!!

SEE YA ALL IN BELLVUE. WILL IT BE MEKIMI OR MISASKIM??

STAY TUNED!

BARDS

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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:13 #28751

habib613	Efshar!!!!! stop working and come back here to give us a hint!! _{maybe tonight i'll ask trying to ask you...cuz then you'll answer. especially if it's really really late...hahaha}
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:14 #28753

habib613	i really can't pull off an evil laugh withthis dopey picture
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:15 #28754

TrYiNg	besides, he's tired and will be sleeping tonight...oops
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:18 #28756

TrYiNg	WILL IT BE MEKIMI OR MISASKIM?? OH, GD!! IS THIS FORSHADOWING???
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:25 #28760

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	Oy! I'm getting hit from all sides! lol the Rebbe just gave me a hint of a P'Sak Habbib, Ouch! ok, as soon as you know Yiddish I will let you in to the secrets as well. I asked the Rebbe to take over tonight because to be up 2 nights in a row I need Himelishe Koiches (TryinG please explain to Habib what that means.)
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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:42 #28763

Efshar Letaken
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Ok! Regarding the future of this story here we go.

Heshy is in a coma now after getting the beating of a lifetime his father should have given him 20 years earlier or maybe he got way to many from his father and....

So Chani shows up and and and. oh! And the Rebbe will kill me if I continue.

But You aint seen nothin yet!

All I can say is that I had to convince the Rebbe that he was being to mild with Heshy & Heshy needs to be thought the lesson of a lifetime so that he turns into a real mentch.

That said if he chooses life & doesn't kill himself first.

It's a choice he will have to make.

R"Ei Onoichee Nosati Lochem Hayoim Ess HaChaim V'Ess Hamoves, U'Vocharto B"Chaim!

But He has B"Chirah!

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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 16:44 #28764

habib613	so excited! and heshy can't die! he made a mistake. a lot of mistakes. and he wasn't lucky enough to have GYE! oh, and efshar- heavenly strength himel=heaven ishe= ly koichos= koach
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