She may be annoying, but I never suggested we make 7up swing from the end of  a rope! Now, on the other hand Guard.........

:-X :-X :-X :-X

Trying very hard to refrain from replying in case it breaks the bounderies of tnius


:-X :-X :-X :-X

umm yeh, about that.....  :-X     (was that b4 or after this post, i forget when I got the hissorerus to finnaly say that)

I didn't mean feed her to the crocks, I meant swinging it like a jumprope, on our side of this mechitza. And I fugured that GUARD must also have a childish side to him (other than getteing the last word), and he can't jump and swing the rope at the same time!!! unless.....

CH"V!

You want me to come over to the mens side?? :o

mitzvah tantz jokes are only funny

very late at night when everyone is overtired and overwoodforded

Me3 wrote on 09 Feb 2010 20:47:


Me3, do I get to choose at least? I've always thought the best way to die would be like that Hershy's employer who drowned in a big vat of chocolate.

guardureyes wrote on 09 Feb 2010 21:02:


Not a good idea - wouldn't that be breaking your diet? ;D

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!    iT'S CHALAV STAM!!

shemirateinayim wrote on 09 Feb 2010 21:05:


Oines rachmana patrei.

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

This is the only reaction i have to the last few "jokes" posted!

Sorry but this forum is about being honest.

imtrying25 wrote on 09 Feb 2010 22:34:


Laughing until you have tears in your eyes?  Let's not get carried away, IMT! ;D

Not funny Kedusha! >

IMT25  Did you ever hear the joke about the chassidish guy reading the anti-semetic newspaper. He was depressed, and wanted to have th ehanaah of hearing how the jews controll the world banks, and run the world!  Ok if you didn't then I killed it 4 you.

But there aren't so many happy announcements .... so we gotta have our fun making them up.

heryee Heryea read all about it:
    GUARD discovers brocken toilet seat in EL-AL bathroom. Sources close to the family say that he plans to use the $100million winnigs from the lawsuit, to support his world renown website GYE. In an AP article released last tuesday, the report described GYE as a uniqe 12 step program for SA, which encourages patients to drown their addiction at their local branch of the GYE Tavern. Bards, a local volenteer, who pours a shot of woddford to anyone walking through the door (unless they provide proof that they are the designated driver), declined to comment but was kind enough to offer our reporters a bottle for the way home.

                                               

shemirateinayim wrote on 10 Feb 2010 03:39:


...including proof of what vehicle they drive. ^{(i.e. What kind of truck.)}

7Up wrote on 27 Jan 2010 20:16:


Thank you!
I wrote the same thing to the Guard and got that description removed.
However, later I saw that that is the exact techincal term for this!!!
There are actually programs that are called "Email Harvesters". Type that into
Google!
BTW "Chazak" is a verb, not a noun. It means "strengthen yourself". Or maybe in the posuk it means "He will strengthen your heart". I should look it up. But I do not mean it as a description of myself.