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Re: Zemmy's story 25 Jan 2011 19:18 #94409

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bardichev wrote on 25 Jan 2011 19:13:

zemms

u r reading too much mishpacha-bina

nope!

t'was Jewish Observer

and a little Archie Bunker under the table....
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Re: Zemmy's story 25 Jan 2011 21:09 #94426

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Mostly I keep my mouth shut, unless asked a question.  And then I tend to hem and haw a lot, like, "Hmmm,  I think that's a rabbi question.  Would you like me to ask and get back to you?"  That's sort of what I try to say.

But they see me, and watch me.  And they all take me and my particular Yiddishkeit very seriously.  Inch by inch I see them moving more and more towards the/their derech.  They ask. Good enough. 

How are you, Z?  What is Archie Bunker doing under the table, anyway? 
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Re: Zemmy's story 25 Jan 2011 21:26 #94428

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i hear you idaat, thanks

and it is good to see you here, how are you doing?

in 7th grade Archie Bunker comics were read in my class under the desk surreptitiously in middle of class...
i have since given it up and not read read a single Archie Bunker comic IIRC
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 18:38 #94535

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Oh, high and holy one, I am reporting back as requested.  Hows it going?
Help free Sholom Rubashkin by giving him the zechus of Shemiras Eiynayim.  www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=2809.0
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 18:52 #94539

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i am glad to report that the skunk spray has been working as advertised
thank you for your concern, much appreciated

and if i am to be the resident high and holy one i think a little dispensing of timeless wisdom is in order
please take out your notebook

lesson #1: i have enough money to last me for the rest of my life, unless i need to buy anything

lesson #2: to skydive you do not need a parachute, unless you plan on doing it twice
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 19:07 #94543

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Sorry Rebbe, but as we learned in lesson one -I can't afford a notebook.

When do you think youll be planning the second annual class sky dive? It should be a half price deal -since according to lesson two, we aren't supposed to be paying for parachutes.

DUH
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 19:14 #94546

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ben durdayah wrote on 26 Jan 2011 19:07:

Sorry Rebbe,

sorry, my name is Mister Blister and i have a pencil factory

Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 19:25 #94552

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Everyone knows blisters come from rowing.....

not skydiving.

How about Mr Splat
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 19:35 #94557

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By the time we're ready to call anybody Mr. Splat, it's usually too late for them to respond to that name...
For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is
 Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee




 
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 20:19 #94571

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 26 Jan 2011 18:52:

lesson #2: to skydive you do not need a parachute, unless you plan on doing it twice


or if skydiving isn't the only thing you plan on doing for the rest of your life
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 20:21 #94572

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that too
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 20:36 #94577

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If Cliff-jumping is the sport where the guys jump off cliffs; doesn't skydiving entail diving UPWARDS?
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 20:49 #94580

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Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 26 Jan 2011 20:36:

If Cliff-jumping is the sport where the guys jump off cliffs; doesn't skydiving entail diving UPWARDS?


Remember this: Jumping sends you upward and diving sends you downward.  Cliff-diving would end in a very big splatt, if you compare it to deep-sea diving.
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 20:52 #94582

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lot of extreme sports going on...

anyone for some tic tac toe?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Zemmy's story 26 Jan 2011 21:28 #94586

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x
your move.
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