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Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 21:45 #43535

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Dear Reb Wayne, I think there is some very necessary information you are lacking. I copy pasted it for you. Here it is:
Molotov cocktail
The Molotov cocktail, also known as the petrol bomb, gasoline bomb, or Molotov bomb, or simply Molotov, is a generic name used for a variety of improvised incendiary weapons. They are frequently used by rioters due to the relative ease of production.
The bombs were derisively named after the then Foreign Minister of the Soviet Union, Vyacheslav Molotov, by the Finns during the Winter War
Mechanism
In its simplest form, a Molotov cocktail is a glass bottle containing petrol fuel usually with a source of ignition such as a burning cloth wick held in place by the bottle's stopper. The wick is usually soaked in alcohol or paraffin, rather than petrol.
In action the fuse is lit and the bottle hurled at a target such as a vehicle or fortification.[Also: uchy shiksa in zoyna boots and/or boiel]. When the bottle smashes on impact, the ensuing cloud of petrol droplets and vapor are ignited, causing an immediate fireball followed by a raging fire as the remainder of the fuel is consumed.
Other flammable liquids such as wood alcohol and turpentine have been used in place of petrol. Thickening agents such as tar, strips of tire tubing, sugar, animal blood, XPS foam, egg whites, motor oil, rubber cement, and dish soap have been added to help the burning liquid adhere to the target and create clouds of thick choking smoke.

Last Edit: 07 Jan 2010 21:48 by stepforward.

Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 21:46 #43536

P.S. On second thought, let's go with asexual. Bringing guys over would be worse....
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Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 21:48 #43537

What the hell do molotov cocktails have to do with anything?
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Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 22:05 #43541

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BruceWayne wrote on 07 Jan 2010 21:48:

What the hell do molotov cocktails have to do with anything?
I'm just suggesting that perhaps one or two of them might solve your problem.
Just a suggestion...
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Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 22:48 #43558

Dude, you can't Molotov God.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 23:12 #43563

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BruceWayne wrote on 07 Jan 2010 22:48:

Dude, you can't Molotov God.
I meant your buddy and his shiksa.
Besides, who would want to molotove g-d?
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Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 23:22 #43569

First, I don't think she's a shiksa.

Second, I hate the term shiksa. It's laden with bigoted connotations.

Third, I can't molotov him in the house because I also live there.

Fourth, there are easier and cleaner ways.

Fifth, I think you're crazy.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 07 Jan 2010 23:50 #43581

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First second third forth and fivth................. I think YOUR crazy!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Bruce's Battle 08 Jan 2010 01:12 #43606

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Maybe get them to drink the molotov cocktail?
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Bruce's Battle 08 Jan 2010 02:33 #43628

Well, I already know I'm crazy. I'm just trying to help you out, see.

Knowing is half the battle.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 08 Jan 2010 13:12 #43768

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BruceWayne wrote on 08 Jan 2010 02:33:

Well, I already know I'm crazy. I'm just trying to help you out, see.

Knowing is half the battle.
Is seeing the other half?? :-\ :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Bruce's Battle 08 Jan 2010 20:26 #43852

I guess the G.I. Joe cartoon was after your time.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 09 Jan 2010 16:25 #43860

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BruceWayne wrote on 08 Jan 2010 20:26:

I guess the G.I. Joe cartoon was after your time.
Or maybe im just simply spaced out :-\ ??? :D

Wishing ya a good week!
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Re: Bruce's Battle 09 Jan 2010 21:49 #43913

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BruceWayne wrote on 07 Jan 2010 21:08:

Dear God,

Today's joke wasn't funny. The next time I check out the magazine racks at a store, please make sure that the pornos are hidden in the back the way they are supposed to be, not right on the other side of the magazine stand with the plastic wrapping removed so that I almost literally walk right into a pair of pixelated you-know-whats when I round the corner like what happened today. I'm doing my part, so why are you trying to undermine me? What happened to the 90/10 rule?

Also, I would appreciated it if that roommate of mine stopped bringing girls over. Can you please help him discover his homosexuality or something?


Thanks. I really want to get to 90, and I just want some help rather than added resistance on top of what I already have to deal with.

No more jokes, OK?


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Re: Bruce's Battle 09 Jan 2010 23:28 #43925

Still Truckin.....
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