Dear God,
Today's joke wasn't funny. The next time I check out the magazine racks at a store, please make sure that the pornos are hidden in the back the way they are supposed to be, not right on the other side of the magazine stand with the plastic wrapping removed so that I almost literally walk right into a pair of pixelated you-know-whats when I round the corner like what happened today. I'm doing my part, so why are you trying to undermine me? What happened to the 90/10 rule?
Also, I would appreciated it if that roommate of mine stopped bringing girls over. Can you please help him discover his homosexuality or something?
Thanks. I really want to get to 90, and I just want some help rather than added resistance on top of what I already have to deal with.
No more jokes, OK?