no bio jokes this time.
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....
A mathematician and a...eh...non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic. "Hey, don't worry, it's just every 10000th flight that crashes." "1:10000? So much? Then it surely will be mine!" "Well, there is an easy way out. Simply take the next plane. It's much more probable that you go from a crashing to a non-crashing plane than the other way round. So you are already at 1:10000 squared."
(I might add that the mathematicians flight got abducted by some aliens doing some nasty experiments on him, which proves that poking fun at somebody else is much more fun than poking fun on you :-)
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and
he will say that on the average he feels fine.
I can travel through time and I do ... at the unremarkable rate of one
second per second.
The problem with entropy is that it's always breaking down.
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
The vet at the zoo had a problem: beryllium. He had only two options, to
curium or to barium. He lead the dentist to boron the bear’s tooth. I’d
give a nickel to have seen what happened when the bear woke up. Now the
vet and the dentist argon. It’s ironic what can happen when you have a
beryllium and try to curium.
My name is Bond, Ionic Bond;
Taken, not shared!
Q: What do you get if you chop an Avogadro up into 6.02 X 10^23 pieces?
A: Guaca-MOLE!
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