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Re: Bruce's Battle 01 Sep 2009 16:16 #15136

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Nu, let's all live a great life together! :D
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Bruce's Battle 04 Sep 2009 04:13 #15797

Well, looky here...

Day 16. I believe my previous record is 22. So only 7 more days and I hit a new record.

I'm really liking this strategy of NOT counting days. This is only the second time I've checked since starting again, and it's already 16.

Cool.


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Re: Bruce's Battle 04 Sep 2009 09:20 #15833

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Day 16. I believe my previous record is 22. So only 7 more days and I hit a new record.

I'm really liking this strategy of NOT counting days.


LOL. Bruce, that's one of the funniest posts I ever read.  ;D

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Re: Bruce's Battle 04 Sep 2009 15:14 #15889

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guardureyes wrote on 04 Sep 2009 09:20:


Day 16. I believe my previous record is 22. So only 7 more days and I hit a new record.

I'm really liking this strategy of NOT counting days.


LOL. Bruce, that's one of the funniest posts I ever read.  ;D




I don't even think he intended to be funny!
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: Bruce's Battle 04 Sep 2009 18:54 #15920

I was serious.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 05 Sep 2009 18:32 #15946

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I was too.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 06 Sep 2009 18:05 #16114

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I was three (44 years ago).
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Bruce's Battle 06 Sep 2009 20:25 #16150

*GAG*

My stepfather makes those kinds of jokes. Is there some kind of bad pun gene that turns on once you hit 40 or so?
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Re: Bruce's Battle 06 Sep 2009 20:31 #16152

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eh, my father's always had that gene working strongly for him...
and i thought it was a little funny...
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Re: Bruce's Battle 06 Sep 2009 20:38 #16157

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Did you see Ben's post?

What time does Ben go to the dentist?

2:30.

Get it?

Tooth hurty.

P.S. No, I'm under 40.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 06 Sep 2009 21:18 #16173

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BruceWayne wrote on 06 Sep 2009 20:25:

*GAG*

My stepfather makes those kinds of jokes. Is there some kind of bad pun gene that turns on once you hit 40 or so?

Listen here, whippersnapper.

First of all, while I am chronologically 47, I came into the program (according to my sponsor and some other geezers around at that time) with the mind of an eleven year-old . Since that was 1997, I am now actually about 23 years of age 8). Luckily, for berdichever, I can still buy him his Woodford.... ;D :D
Second of all, uh.............................................I can't remember.............................................................................uh, oh....guess I really am old.  Never mind.

Love you, BW!  
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
Last Edit: 06 Sep 2009 21:49 by shmulke18.

Re: Bruce's Battle 06 Sep 2009 21:28 #16179

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REBBEREBBER=DOV

THE WOODFORD YOU  AHEM.. MENTIONED.. UHH.. YES..

I  ... YOU SEE... YES.. UHHH..WHO DO YOU SAY..

CAN I HAVE SOME????
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Re: Bruce's Battle 06 Sep 2009 23:13 #16187

OK guys, no more bad puns. I had to grow up listening to them and I've heard enough for several lifetimes.

Now if you have any good nerdy science jokes I'm all for it.
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Re: Bruce's Battle 08 Sep 2009 14:05 #16556

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Science jokes?
Well, I work in a hospital (kind of scientific, sorta) and i tell this one to my slightly confused patients just to see how disoriented they really are:

Did you hear about the guy who had to have the entire left side of his body surgically removed?
No?
Well, he's all right now.

Get it?
If you tell me this joke means I am even OLDER, I may cry, so watch it, buddy.....
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Bruce's Battle 08 Sep 2009 14:25 #16564

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Hi Bruce- i think this is my first time posting here.

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"

The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

AND

Two atoms are walking down the street when they run into each other. The first says to the second, "Are you all right? You
don't look so good."

"I'm not feeling very well," says the second atom. "I lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the first.

"Yeah, I'm positive!"

and Dov-
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D that was hysterical
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