I fell out of a canoe once on a family outing ... actually my wife's rowboat pushed us over... she still denies it was on purpose... but learned some big lessons that day:
NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WITH AN EVIL GRIN, ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S IN A BIGGER VEHICLE THAN YOU ARE.
DO NOT TRY TO SWIM WEARING ROCKPORTS.
Oh, and those orange cushions you're sitting on, they're supposed to be tied around your chest.
So guys, let's make sure we are all properly attired when we set sail on this boat of life: Let's all keep our feet light enough to swim away from trouble quickly, and keep that GYE lifejacket tied around our hearts, not under our butts like last time... or we might just sink if we slip into the water...