LOL R' Dov, but I don't think we will consider any unsanitary speech while standing before the BD shel maalah. They have a very strict policy regarding contempt of court.
There's another great vort which needs desperately to be spread.
R' Zeesha and R' Meilech would travel together while in galus, and they would stay at the only places available to them. Sometimes they would come to a town where a jew would be kind and generous enough to let them in, sometimes there would be no room and they would stay in the shul and sleep on the benches, and sometimes they would pay a few rubles to rent two beds in an inn.
So this was one of the "inn" occasions, and they were both lying down in the room trying to get rested for the coming day of learning davening and traveling. Meantime, in the room down the hall was a kratchmer (that meant "bar" in 1781), where the goyim would come and drink themselves silly, while laughing and dancing together. Amidst the dancing, one of the goyim found his way to the room where they were staying, barged his way in and called out to his friends gleefully "Hey, look what we have here!! A Jew who I'm sure would be delighted to come join our party". With that, he and his colleagues grabbed R' Zeesha, shlepped him into the other room and danced with him there, smacked him around, pushing and shoving him. After around 20 minutes he was able to sneak back into the room, where he lay down, slightly battered, attempting for a second time to get some rest.
No sooner than he laid down, did they come barging in again and the process repeated itself, five or six times. Finally R' Meilech said to him, "It's not right that they keep coming in and shlepping you in with them. Let's switch beds so that when they come in they will grab me instead." R' Zeesha agreed and they switched places. A minute later, the goyim barged in again, about to take R' Meilech (who was in his brother's bed), when one of them suddenly said, "Hey! Why do we keep grabbing this one over here? Why don't we give the other one a chance, too!" And with that, they went over to R' Zeesha and pulled him in once again.
R' Zeesha said to R' Meilech, "You see, if it's bashert for Zeesha to get klep, then Zeesha will get klep: there's nothing we can do about it."