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Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 18:57 #41454

  • bardichev
hello kutan we need to do this together

driving solo only gets us back into yenensville with all the goats

maybe listen to rebbereber=Dov and dont look if it's easy or hard

when You are in the drivers seat

it is easy/hard/hard easy

etc.

when you are buttil imivittel to the greater rootzin hashem

there are no difficulties

it is a GESHMAKKE journey

cmon enjoy the ride with uncle bards

dont worry we will make rebbereber=Dov laugh a bissel too!

KEEP ON TRUCKING!!!





AS I WAS ABOUT TO POST ISAW A SHTIKK GAONUS
FROM ANOTHER GUY IN THE TRUCK HE IS A GESHMAKKE YID FROM YERUSHALAYIM

ERR HAYST  אים טריינג כ''ה''


HIS POINT IS HERE ON THE KEEP ON TRUCKING  TRUCK

WE FEEL AS LONG AS WE ARE IN THE GAME WE ARE GOOD

NO MATTER IF ITS EASY OR HARD

"its not nogaya"

LIMASHEL .. YOU ARE GOING TO A CHASSUNAH AND YOU GET VERY TRIGGERRED FOR WHAT EVR REASON

AND THERE ARE MANY WAYS YOU CAN REACT

DIHAYNUUU WOW SHE IS GORGEOUS..UCHH I JUST KILLED MY SHAVAVIM..WHY DO WOMEN DRESS LIKE THIS.. UCHH AM I STILL 15 AND NEED THIS FOR MYSELF.. HEH HEH THESE DAYS THE WOMEN GET AWAY WITH ALOT... STOP LOOKING ..OK ONE LAST PEEK TO MAKE SURE..

HELLO KUTAN YOU WILL DRIVE YOURSELF MISHIGGEH

JUST SAY KEEP ON TRUCKING

I DONT CARE WHO IN GEHENNOMS NAME SH IS OR WHO OR WHAT SHE IS MARRIED TO IT IS NOT NOGAYA

KEEP ON TRUCKING!!!

GO TO THE BAR

ASK FOR WOODFORD ON THE ROCKS

THE BARTENDER WILL GIVE YOU A WINK ...LIKE OH YOU ARE FROM GUE

LCHAIM CHAPP A TENTZIL

KEEP ON TRUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Last Edit: 03 Jan 2010 19:26 by adventuroushippo62.

Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 19:00 #41455

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Bemichilas kvod harov i would like to ask...................what is a geshkakke journey?? It doesnt sound to geshmak. Sorry if i was chutzpadik but i really want ot understand the rebbes words. ???








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Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 19:27 #41462

  • bardichev
imtrying25 wrote on 03 Jan 2010 19:00:

Bemichilas kvod harov i would like to ask...................what is a geshkakke journey?? It doesnt sound to geshmak. Sorry if i was chutzpadik but i really want ot understand the rebbes words. ???








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HAHAHHAHAHAH

THANKS

SHGIYOS ME YUVIN??
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Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 19:56 #41467

  • bardichev
KUTAN WHAT'S THE MATTER YOU ARE NOT USED TO HEARNG "DOVISH" FROM BARDICHEV?
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Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 20:08 #41470

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Kutan and Bard should start
Truck together so you stay off the dirt paths
dont run over the goats just because you insist on closing your eyes in case some are female,
and make sure the gas tank is filled with Woodford!

and trust the  GPS!

G-ds
Personal
Supervision! 


Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 20:11 #41474

  • bardichev
MOM WHILE I DRIVE ALL I DRINK IS SEVEN UP!!!!!!


KUTAN WILL HAVE TO DECIDE (YES I AM DOVISH TODAY) IF HE WILL JOIN ME ON THE TRUCK

ITS CALLED ACTION

WE KNOW WE NEED THE TRUCK

HE NEEDS
'ACTION"


G
P
S
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Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 20:17 #41476

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7 Up; good driving choice.
And Kutan has to jump into the cab with you
Who better to keep an eye out for goats
than that shepsile?
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: bardichev's battle 03 Jan 2010 22:04 #41541

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bardichev wrote on 03 Jan 2010 18:57:

hello kutan we need to do this together

driving solo only gets us back into yenensville with all the goats

maybe listen to rebbereber=Dov and dont look if it's easy or hard

when You are in the drivers seat

it is easy/hard/hard easy

etc.

when you are buttil imivittel to the greater rootzin hashem

there are no difficulties

it is a GESHMAKKE journey

cmon enjoy the ride with uncle bards

dont worry we will make rebbereber=Dov laugh a bissel too!

KEEP ON TRUCKING!!!





AS I WAS ABOUT TO POST ISAW A SHTIKK GAONUS
FROM ANOTHER GUY IN THE TRUCK HE IS A GESHMAKKE YID FROM YERUSHALAYIM

ERR HAYST  אים טריינג כ''ה''


HIS POINT IS HERE ON THE KEEP ON TRUCKING  TRUCK

WE FEEL AS LONG AS WE ARE IN THE GAME WE ARE GOOD

NO MATTER IF ITS EASY OR HARD

"its not nogaya"

LIMASHEL .. YOU ARE GOING TO A CHASSUNAH AND YOU GET VERY TRIGGERRED FOR WHAT EVR REASON

AND THERE ARE MANY WAYS YOU CAN REACT

DIHAYNUUU WOW SHE IS GORGEOUS..UCHH I JUST KILLED MY SHAVAVIM..WHY DO WOMEN DRESS LIKE THIS.. UCHH AM I STILL 15 AND NEED THIS FOR MYSELF.. HEH HEH THESE DAYS THE WOMEN GET AWAY WITH ALOT... STOP LOOKING ..OK ONE LAST PEEK TO MAKE SURE..

HELLO KUTAN YOU WILL DRIVE YOURSELF MISHIGGEH

JUST SAY KEEP ON TRUCKING

I DONT CARE WHO IN GEHENNOMS NAME SH IS OR WHO OR WHAT SHE IS MARRIED TO IT IS NOT NOGAYA

KEEP ON TRUCKING!!!

GO TO THE BAR

ASK FOR WOODFORD ON THE ROCKS

THE BARTENDER WILL GIVE YOU A WINK ...LIKE OH YOU ARE FROM GUE

LCHAIM CHAPP A TENTZIL

KEEP ON TRUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Confession time: I read the whole megilla seriously while I was on the phone with a friend. (not really a nice thing to do, yeah, yeah, I know - wait!)
Then I get up to the woodford on the rocks eitzo and laoughed out loud.
My friend says to me: "What did I say?"
I was embarrassed and had to admit the lack of attention.
Now I'm not laughing any more.
I need more.
"b" is like an addiction!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: bardichev's battle 04 Jan 2010 00:56 #41584

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So the cop pulls you over as you're drinking 7up out of a woodford bottle, and he just gives you a little wink and lets you go, right?

Or is it drinking woodford out of a 7up bottle?
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Re: bardichev's battle 04 Jan 2010 01:03 #41586

  • bardichev
So the cop pulls you over as you're drinking 7up out of a woodford bottle, and he just gives you a little wink and lets you go, right?

Or is it drinking woodford out of a 7up bottle?


GEVALDIGGGGGG!!!

It seems like everyone is chapping what goes on in a regular bardichever day

K
O
T

Don't pay attention
To the passing goats
B
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Re: bardichev's battle 04 Jan 2010 01:07 #41587

  • habib613

thanks 4 making me smile
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Re: bardichev's battle 04 Jan 2010 01:48 #41595

  • bardichev
In my continued quest to vanquish the monster

I added my. Gabbe (albeit in exile)
Mr. Efshar Letaken as my accountability partner

Whith this extra level of protection I hope I can be non-slip
I need all the help I can get

Now chevra

Tamshich Lorry-ing!!

(Keep on truckin boys)

b
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Re: bardichev's battle 04 Jan 2010 01:52 #41596

  • bardichev
BTW

WOODFORD IN A SEVEN UP BOTTLE IS STILL WOODFORD

SEVEN UP IN WOODFORD IS A SHTIKKEL WOODFORD

EITHER WAY

LCHAIM!!!!

Rabbi Bard E. Chev
Chief Rabbi of
Woodford KY
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Re: bardichev's battle 04 Jan 2010 03:31 #41606

  • bardichev
Hello
I am not making this up!!

BARDSTOWN KENTUCKY

THE BOURBON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!

GEVALDIGGGGGG

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Re: bardichev's battle 04 Jan 2010 04:27 #41613

bardichev wrote on 04 Jan 2010 03:31:

Hello
I am not making this up!!

BARDSTOWN KENTUCKY

THE BOURBON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!

GEVALDIGGGGGG




Wow what hashgacha pratis.

Can you imagine, hundreds of years ago,Hashem made them name a town for Reb Bardy.


Anyway, R' Bardichy, I am with you. Your advise was right on the mark!

I had no idea that you were by the chasuna tooo...

How come you didn't come over?


I  was so busy not looking that I walked right into a glass wall. (emes).  thought it was the door.

k
Rashi, Breishis (10:25)
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