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Re: bardichev's battle 23 Dec 2009 18:32 #37303

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YOU SAW THE BINAH BUNCH??
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Re: bardichev's battle 23 Dec 2009 18:37 #37307

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Nope
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: bardichev's battle 23 Dec 2009 20:07 #37350

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YIKES!

Now thats large!!!
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: bardichev's battle 23 Dec 2009 20:11 #37351

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I REMOVED IT
I DONT WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE
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Re: bardichev's battle 23 Dec 2009 22:06 #37415

Uch.
I keep missing all the good stuff.
Can't wait till I grow up.
Rashi, Breishis (10:25)
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Re: bardichev's battle 24 Dec 2009 15:28 #37727

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GIT MURGIN RABBOISAI

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Re: bardichev's battle 24 Dec 2009 15:35 #37729

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Uh dude its the afternoon her in israel.  Oh i forget, you only talk to the americans, right? Good shabbos to...............
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Re: bardichev's battle 24 Dec 2009 15:54 #37734

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Oh i forget, you only talk to the americans, right?

yes i only talk to the americans

but I shmooze with everyone
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Re: bardichev's battle 24 Dec 2009 16:02 #37735

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bardichev wrote on 24 Dec 2009 15:54:

Oh i forget, you only talk to the americans, right?

yes i only talk to the americans

but I shmooze with everyone
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

But you definitly only say Good Shabbos to americans. Its documented! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: bardichev's battle 25 Dec 2009 06:44 #37917

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YOU are a certified boroparker I don't care where you are living!!

If you know Bochners ahh I stood my whole life on 50th Street to "chapp" the B11 to flatbush and then the B68 down coney
Before there was buZz and pom pom 


Ok let's talk about addiction I want to speak to the hearts and minds of the vetrans here.
I am entitled I give a lot of attenion to all newbies +++

Ok if you are past 90 days here is some food for thought

#1 its not fun any more

#2 there is no WAR

#3 the "C" bomb complacency

#4 ok this is only for real recovering addicts

Nuu zug shoin

I want to want shmuts but I really don't want it but I really reallt do yet I reaLly don't
(Only my rebberebber=DOV can explain that)

#5 the forum is for addicts?? Huh!! Hey I thought it was a kosher social network monitored by Guard kedusha and 7up


Ok vuss zugst dee bardichever darshan?

I need Chizzuk
Efshar needs chizzuk
Noorah needs chizzuk
Yes yes even (even is the best word in the Yiddish language)
Even dov=rebbereber needs chizzuk

While I await chizzuk

I will get up front in my cab fire up the old engine and
KEEP ON TRUCKIN!!!

Rabbi Bard E. Chev
Chief Rabbi of
Woodford KY


Hey bards there is no wooodford ky

HeH Heh
I neither am I a chief Rabbi 
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Re: bardichev's battle 25 Dec 2009 09:58 #37969

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At first i thought; How can i answer this? Do i have the audacity to give chizuk to the heileger Bardichever?? BUt then i said; ill go into the geder of Mitalmidai yoser Mikulom.

Rebbe main hartz............................................

And yes i probaly am a certified boropahkah but i actually grew up in kensington. Yoou kow the little shtetel between the two monsters known as boro park and flatbush. But wow b11 and b68. I lived on those buses. are you sure your not the payah  rebbe?? Well if you are im sorry for the time i threw eggs at you.
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Re: bardichev's battle 25 Dec 2009 10:22 #37977

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Reb Bardi,

You are friggin awesome! I read your posts and crack up! I'm not Yiddisher, even though I understand a tiny bit, but your stuff, your content, your free flowing mixture of English and Yiddish is out of this world. I think you should take up stand up comedy, maybe epess in Bobov on Sunday mornings, things are getting a little boring there, now that things have died down, and it's kinda close to 50th Street.

If you need chizzuk, I'm not ready to dish it out just yet as I'm only 9 days clean, but my recommendation is that you got to that heimishe essen joint on the corner 13th and 42 (or is 43? the one with the green awning) and get

Ptach (or galeh, whatever you call it..)

The onion kugel

their fresh baked challah

And wash it down with a mayim chayim cola

then take that trusty flask of woodford out of the coat pocket and sneak a swig or two


Ahhh... That is chizzuk Bardi, that is chizzuk!

I can't wait to only want to want shmuts, you've come so far, juss keep on trukking!

A guten erev Shabbos Koidesh!!!

Habab

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Re: bardichev's battle 25 Dec 2009 17:30 #38080

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habaletaher wrote on 25 Dec 2009 10:22:

Reb Bardi,

You are friggin awesome! I read your posts and crack up!


Wow!! Couldn't have said it better!! Have a great Shabbos (give us an oyoyoy, please!)!!!!!!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: bardichev's battle 25 Dec 2009 17:35 #38082

  • bardichev
Have a great Shabbos (give us an oyoyoy, please!)!!!!!!



OY YOY SHABBOS KOIEDESH OY YOY SHABBOS KOIEDESH

W
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T
L
I
T
W

Bardy batchy
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Re: bardichev's battle 25 Dec 2009 18:35 #38086

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ahhhh.  8)

Thanks.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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